The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.3.14

April 3rd, 2014 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week as a result of Fish and I shit-canning tomorrow to go see Captain America: The Winter Soldier for uh, important scientific research. *shoves beaker down pants, puts on goggles* So, I made sure to include your favorite targets like Pope Francis presenting his finest year orphan urine to Queen Elizabeth, and Gerard Butler just now realizing that people basically use the ocean as a giant port-a-pott– EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!!

Check back later tomorrow for Fish’s review which will in no way be nothing but a minute by minute rundown of exactly when and for how long Scarlett Johansson‘s boobs get screen time,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelsey Grammer Homeless Passed Out On Street
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    RealityVision had he not made the callback for the role of “Frasier Crane” on Cheers.

  2. Charissa Thompson Flat Butt New Extra Host
    JimBB
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    “So you on TV show? Television box? Me can read tele-promper.”

  3. Deimante Guobyte Butt Bikini
    coljack
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    She’s being modest. She’s at least a five.

  4. Kelsey Grammer Homeless Passed Out On Street
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    Don’t fuck with Carvell.

  5. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    “Few drops of this would be enough to knock a lad flat on his arse!”
    “Shame, that’s the best part!”
    “Hahahahahha… wait, what?”

  6. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
    Manny
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    Looks like that smile is physically painful for Jones.

  7. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
    choopy
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    and jamel debbouze, but who the fuck cares…

  8. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Tanna Frederick The M Word Premiere
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    When Face Swap goes BAD.

  9. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    jones = butterface

  10. Tom Brady See Through Shirt Colcci Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at my bitch… she is so fine.

    Umm, Mr. Brady, can I move this mirror now?

  11. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
    JimBB
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    “Listen, Red. Just keep smiling for the cameras and don’t say a word about helping me dig that hole in my backyard. Do that and no one else has to get hurt, mkay?”

  12. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Kris Jenner Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    “Heel!”

  13. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
    JimBB
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    KISS CAM!

  14. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
    Smapdi
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    “Sacrebleu! Even at the sport matches I’m haunted by the notion that I must play Tupac Shakur in my next movie! Just focus on croissants, Gerard, just focus on croissants . . . “

  15. Melanie Griffith Huge Cameltoe
    JimBB
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    Needs a fresh coat of shellac.

  16. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    I bet his poop even looks pissed off.
    Or pissed on.
    Depends on where you want this joke to go.

  17. Heidi Klum Crazy Eyes Dr Scholls DreamWalk Line Launch
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    if she sells enough she can buy an upper lip

  18. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
    JimBB
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    Can’t a girl and her bag of flowers just walk home in peace?!?!?

  19. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Kris Jenner Bra See Through Shirt LAX
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    Poor man has a face like a botoxed asshole.

  20. Brad Pitt Crazy Eyed Excited Flight Attendant LAX
    JimBB
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    Off to a golf tournament in Jersey, are we?

  21. Tallulah Willis No Bra
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    I just can’t bring myself to insult a child of Bruce Willis. I swear I can hear him breathing behind me every time I start.

  22. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
    JimBB
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    And these have been pre-screened to make sure Charles didn’t poison them, I presume?

  23. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    ” Since I have to sleep with this thing at night , this is the bottle that makes me forget, whats your poison Pope?

  24. Hayley Hasselhoff Gunt Front Butt VIP H&M Australia Launch Party
    JimBB
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    Fashion By Ellen! Now available at your favorite truck stop.

  25. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Tanna Frederick The M Word Premiere
    JimBB
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    Is the word “Molested”?

  26. Lady Gaga Butt Unicorn Tattoo Fishnets Platform Spike Heels The Late Show With David Letterman
    Juch
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    Her “hey everybody, I look like a dumbass” routine is so old now. If she’s such a creative artist, why can’t she create something new? Dull.

  27. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
    MarketingMike
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    Christina’s lost a little weight, is looking very, very fine!
    January looks like the last time she washed her face,
    was for that bathtub instagram 2 weeks ago.
    Icy Cold and Greasy, nice combination.

    By the way, that gold thing is an Ice Shield.

  28. Julianne Moore Butt Yoga Pants Still Alice Set
    JimBB
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    I would still bang the ginger out of her.

  29. Lady Gaga Topless Tape On Nipples Terry Richardson
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    This woman is not running all cylinders .

  30. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
    Matt
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    Baby does not do a body good.

  31. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    “Tequila slammer, your grace?”

  32. Samuel L Jackson Screaming Into Microphone SiriusXM Town Hall Special
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    ” OH YEA FEW MORE STROKES ON MY MACE WINDU!! “

  33. Kelly Brook David McIntosh
    JimBB
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    Guys, you’ve been standing in front of that parking meter for over an hour now. Just ask someone walking by how much to put in, okay?

  34. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
    Urbanspaceman
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    The photographer isn’t there for Depardieu. He’s taking a shot of the man in the foreground : Jamel Debbouzm famous French actor.

  35. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    LUCKY FOR YOU ASSHOLES THIS COCKAPOO IS HOLDING ME BACK!!!

  36. Maitland Ward Cleavage The M Word Premiere
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    A nice pair of bolt ons can make even the plainest girl sexually interesting.

  37. Samuel L Jackson Screaming Into Microphone SiriusXM Town Hall Special
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    Another one succumbs to the Lohan itch.

  38. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
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    She looks just a *tad* thicker than usual, and I like it

  39. Kelsey Grammer Homeless Passed Out On Street
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    Kelsey must like filming this movie because he can go straight on set every morning.

  40. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
    littletongue
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    If your pussy smells like dead fish, I don’t give a crap how good you look: never will. Ever.

  41. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
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    Hmmmm…. love me some chicken.

  42. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    The wine is French, the cheese is Italian, and the boys are Filipino.

  43. Lady Gaga Butt Unicorn Tattoo Fishnets Platform Spike Heels The Late Show With David Letterman
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    So Drunk Uncle works on the NYPD?

  44. Kelly Brook David McIntosh
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    I bet the conversations between these two when they’re not fucking are *exhilarating*

  45. Kelly Brook David McIntosh
    Eddie
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    Kelly: Honey, I’m pregnant
    David: Dis how pregnant chicken look

  46. Gerard Butler Checking Out Chick In Bikini
    Jade
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    150.

  47. Tallulah Willis No Bra
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    Spongebob Squarehead

  48. Gerard Butler Checking Out Chick In Bikini
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    You know what he’s thinking….lol

    I’ll fuck her in the dark, then I won’t be able to see that fucking ugly face. lmao

  49. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    Nice…..Christina lost a few pounds. Looking fucking fantastic!

  50. Melanie Griffith Huge Cameltoe
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    Nice look Bruce. lol

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