The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.3.14

April 3rd, 2014 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week as a result of Fish and I shit-canning tomorrow to go see Captain America: The Winter Soldier for uh, important scientific research. *shoves beaker down pants, puts on goggles* So, I made sure to include your favorite targets like Pope Francis presenting his finest year orphan urine to Queen Elizabeth, and Gerard Butler just now realizing that people basically use the ocean as a giant port-a-pott– EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!!

Check back later tomorrow for Fish’s review which will in no way be nothing but a minute by minute rundown of exactly when and for how long Scarlett Johansson‘s boobs get screen time,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kristen Bell Cleavage Boob Window Dress American Express EveryDayMoments
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    Doing shit like this is the downside of show business.

  2. Tom Brady See Through Shirt Colcci Sao Paulo Fashion Week
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    “Two Round Top! One Slot Low! OMAHA!”

  3. Lady Gaga Topless Tape On Nipples Terry Richardson
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    Now she’s copy Nicki Minaj?

  4. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Tanna Frederick The M Word Premiere
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    Ha! I totally thought that chick’s head was photoshopped on.

  5. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    Fire and Ice.

  6. Kelsey Grammer Homeless Passed Out On Street
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    Kelsey re-enacting the conclusion of every one of his alimony proceedings.

  7. Tallulah Willis No Bra
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    Man, oh, man. Bruce and Demi did not produce good looking children.

  8. Brad Pitt Crazy Eyed Excited Flight Attendant LAX
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    Yeah, lady, we know, it’s Brad Pitt.

  9. Vincent Kartheiser Sticking Tongue Out Shaved Hairline Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    …that hair can’t be natural…

  10. January Jones Christina Hendricks Bitchface Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    Two chicks more trouble than they’re worth.

    But I’m willing to learn this the hard way.

  11. Kelly Brook David McIntosh
    AJ
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    This dude seems to be confused about the differences between boobs and muscles. Jelly much?

  12. Vincent Kartheiser Sticking Tongue Out Shaved Hairline Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    The rug is some kinda fucked up. He needs to call Travolta’s guy.

  13. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    “I really hate those damned decorative paper strips – they get God damned everywhere, and you keep finding them two weeks after you throw the basket out. I swear to Christ if he gets any on my floor…” – Pope

  14. Charissa Thompson Flat Butt New Extra Host
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    Is this a permanent replacement? Or someone less hot they brought in temporarily so Duchovny would be coherent during the interview?

  15. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    That’s a couple of world-class grifters right there.

  16. Tom Brady See Through Shirt Colcci Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    ultra
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    Heeere’s Johnny!

  17. Maitland Ward Cleavage The M Word Premiere
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    Those look fantastic

  18. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Tanna Frederick The M Word Premiere
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    Cory: “The shit I have to put up with”
    Tanna: “The shit I have to put up with”
    Cory:”I need a bath after this”
    Tanna:”I need a bath after this”

  19. Vincent Kartheiser Sticking Tongue Out Shaved Hairline Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    I’m no expert, but don’t most people have only one hairline?

  20. Melanie Griffith Huge Cameltoe
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    toe and dog are friends

  21. Kelly Brook David McIntosh
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    A lot of bulges

  22. Julianne Moore Butt Yoga Pants Still Alice Set
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    Listen, if you are over 35, just burn your yoga pants, okay?

  23. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
    ultra
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    i see we’re looking less happy to be pregnant these days.

  24. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Kris Jenner Bra See Through Shirt LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I can’t be critical… it’s not like anyone else wants them.

  25. Corey Feldman Greasy Hair Tanna Frederick The M Word Premiere
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    He looks confused about being touched by a woman without a negotiation beforehand.

  26. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
    Tiggles
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    “Why yes, your Holiness, its a wine that smells and tastes like young boys fresh from a shower. MI-5 obtained it from the Sandusky Winery in some place with the dreadful name of Pittsburgh, over in the colonies, don’t you know. Pip pip cheerio!”

  27. Vincent Kartheiser Sticking Tongue Out Shaved Hairline Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
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    gene simmons at the hairclub for men costume party.

  28. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    Paps can’t leave Alec alone, and Alec can leave the Paps alone.

    Co-Dependent and dysfunctional relationship.

  29. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    They gave the pope a Hickory Farms gift basket?

  30. Deimante Guobyte Butt Bikini
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    There used to be a day where I could pronounce all the models’ first and last names.
    Today is not that day.

  31. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    See, Julianne Moore? That’s what an under 35 year old ass looks like in yoga pants.

  32. Tallulah Willis No Bra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m stunned she doesn’t look attractive wearing the Ellen line (available only at Sears in 1998).

  33. Olivia Wilde Huge Pregnant Belly
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    She’s confirmed pregnant, but I think there are legitimate weird angles and funny shirts at play here.

  34. Deimante Guobyte Butt Bikini
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    Two in the stink, two in the pink!

  35. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
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    Dis how camel toe.

  36. Samuel L Jackson Screaming Into Microphone SiriusXM Town Hall Special
    JimBB
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    Do you think Justin Bieber could take you?

  37. Kelly Brook David McIntosh
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    “David are you OK luv?”
    “I just sometimes wonder if there’s more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking.”

  38. Tom Brady See Through Shirt Colcci Sao Paulo Fashion Week
    JimBB
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    Every guy in every Lifetime movie ever made.

  39. Joanna Krupa Lingerie Instagram
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    Dis how chicken escape the political instability of Poland and land green card.

  40. Kristen Bell Cleavage Boob Window Dress American Express EveryDayMoments
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    Wow, one of her legs is much longer than the other.

  41. Charissa Thompson Flat Butt New Extra Host
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    Even Duchovny looks disappointed, and it’s not even facing him.

  42. Kristen Bell Cleavage Boob Window Dress American Express EveryDayMoments
    JimBB
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    I never let my hording get in the way of my fashion.

  43. Gerard Depardieu UEFA Champions League Quarter Final Match Paris Saint Germain FC Vs Chelsea FC
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    What happened? This isn’t the park bench I fell asleep on!

  44. Kelsey Grammer Homeless Passed Out On Street
    JimBB
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    That’s not a set.

  45. Samuel L Jackson Screaming Into Microphone SiriusXM Town Hall Special
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    someone showed him a screenshot of “Dis how chicken ” joke.

  46. Gerard Butler Checking Out Chick In Bikini
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    Sulu isn’t impressed.

  47. Tom Brady See Through Shirt Colcci Sao Paulo Fashion Week
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    fucking asshole

  48. Queen Elizabeth II  Prince Philip Vatican Visit Pope Francis
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    Fuck that weak ass grape juice. Christ’s blood is gonna be 25 year old scotch and we getting fucked up!

  49. Vincent Kartheiser Sticking Tongue Out Shaved Hairline Mad Men Season 7 Premiere
    Pickle Nose
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    He shaves his hair line for the Pete Campbell character. I guess he feels like Pete Campbell would have a receding hair line.

  50. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Kris Jenner Bra See Through Shirt LAX
    coljack
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    “Now we pretend we’re back together, sell a few photos, shoot a few more episodes, or else no spousal support, Bruce.”

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