Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one for the week as a result of Fish and I shit-canning tomorrow to go see Captain America: The Winter Soldier for uh, important scientific research. *shoves beaker down pants, puts on goggles* So, I made sure to include your favorite targets like Pope Francis presenting his finest year orphan urine to Queen Elizabeth, and Gerard Butler just now realizing that people basically use the ocean as a giant port-a-pott– EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER!!
Check back later tomorrow for Fish’s review which will in no way be nothing but a minute by minute rundown of exactly when and for how long Scarlett Johansson‘s boobs get screen time,
- Photo Boy