The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.28.16

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Farrah Abraham getting a nail salon shut down for health code violations, Jessica Lange and Iggy Pop, who I now realize share face skin, and both of these dumb assholes grabbing their dicks onstage, because even dumber assholes pay to see them. Back in my day, R. Kelly was the only one grabbing his dick onstage and we all loved it becau– OH GODDAMNIT I HELPED MAKE THE MONSTER!

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