She has to do this or else Boner Boy won’t cross the street.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Heidi Klum does Twitter half right, while Courtney Love makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown, William Shatner molests Maria Menounos, someone tries corrupt the source of Donald Trumps‘s power and John Travolta has that deer-in-the-headlights look last seen when his wife told him that she checked his tackle box and that fishing rod still had the tag on it.
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They must have put her makeup on with a spackle knife to get her face so smooth
Well, they are still together.
I don’t think they bred…thank god.
They have a daughter.
“Her lovely…lady…lumps…” – Stewie Griffin
Show me the boy who’d stick a finger in that dyke to save a tulip
Right here.
Me2
One-eyed Willy’s come back looking for his gold! We gotta warn the Goonies!
Hope all the Seal juice has been rinsed off.
suck it in, fatty
I don’t know what kind of fight she’d put up, but I’d stab it.
A knife fight–that’s what kind.
well then she’d probably win.
There is no day more exciting in a closeted gay superstar’s life than the day he gets to introduce his beard to Barbra Streisand.
I give her a week to live. Hope her ‘friend’ got cash.
Katie hans’t yet earned the beard priveledge of meeting Barbra Streisand like Kelly Preston in the previous pic. You have to lose a child for that honor. Watch your back Suri!
Probably the most bizarre comment I’ve ever read in any of these threads. And that’s not an easy thing to admit. Not by any stretch.
Yeah, I kinda was continuing a joke from the John Travolta/Kelly Preston at Barbra Streisand’s birthday and it just didn’t work out. Eh, you win some, you lose some.
Unless he gets in a cage with Mr Harrod I don’t think I’ll be paying to see this one
I’m a (pocket) rocket…man
When you’re on location, you try to blend in as mu… awwhh who we kiddin’ this is gayer than anything I’ve seen on South Beach…
This looks *just* like the RealDoll I had made of her.
meth will make your eyes look like that too
I admire a man who strives to prove he can be douchy in any era.. Bravo, sir. Bravo…
These are not the tits we’re looking for.
they HATE that dumb fucker in Scotland. ALL HAIL the Scots!
Melanie Griffith does not take news of Botox shortages well…not well at all…
Still not as gay as Wahlberg’s scooter photo…
All the ‘real housewives’ are butt fucking ugly. bleah.
I think being “cunty” all day long makes them look that way.
And plastic surgery and fillers. It ages them because when you try to look younger than you are, you end up looking twice your actual age. I think it’s physics or something.
Christian Bale forgot his meds…
You know I thought that Star Trek mind meld crap was just that, but look, she’s submitting quietly to his grasp with no apparent resistance.
a young Fidel?
never heard of her.
She played Dr. Allison Cameron. The first female lead on “House.” She was really good. Also fucking HOT!!!
What’s he doing to his mother there?
the twin of 5 million other manufactured girls. *yawn*
She’s not used to her legs being that close together.
It’s not everyone can handle lunchtime at the drive through window
“Say ‘Hi’ to your father for me!”
Pippa?!?
“Static electricity………you’re FIRED!”
Don’t give them anything. The father’s usually some Romanian guy who’ll take it anyway.
“Listen bitch, this is one thing the Negotiatior will NOT negotiate for.”
Why is this Tranny here?
15 years and she’s still suprised how humans from 3rd Rock from the Sun look like.
“Whee” says the homo on the scooter!
A Lifetime movie about Ted Kaczynski ?
Bitchy? No not at all…….
Looks like someone just gave a bushy lady some very boring cunnilingus…
Didn’t know they made suits in size ‘Douche’. Will wonders never cease.
I hope that’s a drawstring and not an outtie.
Or hiding a boner.
Thank you for saying “outtie” and not “penis button.”
Looks like the child’s feet pushing through.
she’s still a very attractive woman but she needs to realize that shes 40 not 20
Miss Havisham? What are you doing with that lighter?
“Hey Stephanie – what did you and your son do last night?”
I bet she’s got a STIMULATING intellect.
I would LOVE to have dinner with her.
Your usual dinner of Cheetos and Keystone Light might not do the trick, better top it off by splitting a Kit-Kat bar with her for dessert.
this is actually kinda re assuring…she looks NORMAL
The Hoverround comes in pastel colors now?
Priceless!!