The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.26.12

April 26th, 2012 // 444 Comments

She has to do this or else Boner Boy won’t cross the street.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Heidi Klum does Twitter half right, while Courtney Love makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown, William Shatner molests Maria Menounos, someone tries corrupt the source of Donald Trumps‘s power and John Travolta has that deer-in-the-headlights look last seen when his wife told him that she checked his tackle box and that fishing rod still had the tag on it.

I wish I knew how to quit you,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    They must have put her makeup on with a spackle knife to get her face so smooth

  2. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    Cock Dr
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    Well, they are still together.
    I don’t think they bred…thank god.

  3. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    “Her lovely…lady…lumps…” – Stewie Griffin

  4. Anne Heche Cleavage
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Show me the boy who’d stick a finger in that dyke to save a tulip

  5. Jake Gyllenhaal Hat Beard
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    One-eyed Willy’s come back looking for his gold! We gotta warn the Goonies!

  6. Heidi Klum Legs Minidress Twitter
    LegMan
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    Hope all the Seal juice has been rinsed off.

  7. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
    NotAgain6543
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    suck it in, fatty

  8. Jennifer Morrison Cleavage
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    I don’t know what kind of fight she’d put up, but I’d stab it.

  9. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
    Jill
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    There is no day more exciting in a closeted gay superstar’s life than the day he gets to introduce his beard to Barbra Streisand.

  10. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    I give her a week to live. Hope her ‘friend’ got cash.

  11. Katie Holmes No Make Up Suri Cruise
    Jill
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    Katie hans’t yet earned the beard priveledge of meeting Barbra Streisand like Kelly Preston in the previous pic. You have to lose a child for that honor. Watch your back Suri!

    • Blech

      Probably the most bizarre comment I’ve ever read in any of these threads. And that’s not an easy thing to admit. Not by any stretch.

      • Jill

        Yeah, I kinda was continuing a joke from the John Travolta/Kelly Preston at Barbra Streisand’s birthday and it just didn’t work out. Eh, you win some, you lose some.

  12. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Unless he gets in a cage with Mr Harrod I don’t think I’ll be paying to see this one

  13. William Shatner Maria Menounos Extra
    CPT Mike
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    I’m a (pocket) rocket…man

  14. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
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    When you’re on location, you try to blend in as mu… awwhh who we kiddin’ this is gayer than anything I’ve seen on South Beach…

  15. Stephanie Seymour
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    This looks *just* like the RealDoll I had made of her.

  16. Jake Gyllenhaal Hat Beard
    judd
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    meth will make your eyes look like that too

  17. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
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    I admire a man who strives to prove he can be douchy in any era.. Bravo, sir. Bravo…

  18. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    These are not the tits we’re looking for.

  19. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
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    they HATE that dumb fucker in Scotland. ALL HAIL the Scots!

  20. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
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    Melanie Griffith does not take news of Botox shortages well…not well at all…

  21. Anthony Mackie Spandex Fanny Pack Pain And Gain
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    Still not as gay as Wahlberg’s scooter photo…

  22. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    All the ‘real housewives’ are butt fucking ugly. bleah.

    • BigOkie

      I think being “cunty” all day long makes them look that way.

      • kimmykimkim

        And plastic surgery and fillers. It ages them because when you try to look younger than you are, you end up looking twice your actual age. I think it’s physics or something.

  23. Jake Gyllenhaal Hat Beard
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    Christian Bale forgot his meds…

  24. William Shatner Maria Menounos Extra
    Cock Dr
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    You know I thought that Star Trek mind meld crap was just that, but look, she’s submitting quietly to his grasp with no apparent resistance.

  25. Jake Gyllenhaal Hat Beard
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    a young Fidel?

  26. Jennifer Morrison Cleavage
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    never heard of her.

  27. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
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    What’s he doing to his mother there?

  28. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
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    the twin of 5 million other manufactured girls. *yawn*

  29. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    She’s not used to her legs being that close together.

  30. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    It’s not everyone can handle lunchtime at the drive through window

  31. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
    Pirate Hunter
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    “Say ‘Hi’ to your father for me!”

  32. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
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    Pippa?!?

  33. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
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    “Static electricity………you’re FIRED!”

  34. Katie Holmes No Make Up Suri Cruise
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Don’t give them anything. The father’s usually some Romanian guy who’ll take it anyway.

  35. William Shatner Maria Menounos Extra
    Pirate Hunter
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    “Listen bitch, this is one thing the Negotiatior will NOT negotiate for.”

  36. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Frank The Duck
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    Why is this Tranny here?

  37. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
    rospo
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    15 years and she’s still suprised how humans from 3rd Rock from the Sun look like.

  38. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
    Angie
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    “Whee” says the homo on the scooter!

  39. Jake Gyllenhaal Hat Beard
    Frank The Duck
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    A Lifetime movie about Ted Kaczynski ?

  40. Jennifer Morrison Cleavage
    Frank The Duck
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    Bitchy? No not at all…….

  41. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
    KimmyGabbler
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    Looks like someone just gave a bushy lady some very boring cunnilingus…

  42. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
    Col. Bat Guano
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    Didn’t know they made suits in size ‘Douche’. Will wonders never cease.

  43. Kristin Cavallari Pregnant Belly
    Pirate Hunter
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    I hope that’s a drawstring and not an outtie.

  44. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    tod
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    she’s still a very attractive woman but she needs to realize that shes 40 not 20

  45. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
    Col. Bat Guano
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    Miss Havisham? What are you doing with that lighter?

  46. Stephanie Seymour
    Champ
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    “Hey Stephanie – what did you and your son do last night?”

  47. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
    Deacon Jones
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    I bet she’s got a STIMULATING intellect.

    I would LOVE to have dinner with her.

    • Frank Burns

      Your usual dinner of Cheetos and Keystone Light might not do the trick, better top it off by splitting a Kit-Kat bar with her for dessert.

  48. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
    Champ
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    The Hoverround comes in pastel colors now?

  49. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    Natalie
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    this is actually kinda re assuring…she looks NORMAL

  50. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
    Caseum
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    Priceless!!

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