The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.26.12

April 26th, 2012 // 444 Comments

She has to do this or else Boner Boy won’t cross the street.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Heidi Klum does Twitter half right, while Courtney Love makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown, William Shatner molests Maria Menounos, someone tries corrupt the source of Donald Trumps‘s power and John Travolta has that deer-in-the-headlights look last seen when his wife told him that she checked his tackle box and that fishing rod still had the tag on it.

I wish I knew how to quit you,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
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    Oy! That is one hot Jew!

  2. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
    EricLr
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    This is what happens when you try to quit fame cold turkey.

  3. Heidi Klum Legs Minidress Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    To make sure there’s no issue with the divorce, these are all buildings with no black tenants.

  4. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    Josh
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    GUNT!

  5. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    Josh
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    GUNT!

  6. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
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    “Hey, honey, see that bus?”

  7. William Shatner Maria Menounos Extra
    egg solo
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    My lips to your lips, my hands to your boobs….

  8. Anne Heche Cleavage
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    Is that another way of saying she’s dating Queen Latifah now?

  9. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    I just assumed from the preview pic that this was another actor from Pain and Gain. If she gains any more weight, she’ll explode.

  10. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
    EricLr
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    Dear god, if you’re going to use hair dye, John, at least check to make sure the bottle doesn’t say “For Asians Only.”

  11. Jeremy Piven Mr Selfridge
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    He just found out they don’t have sushi in that era.

  12. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
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    Another Bar?

  13. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    The last thing you see before you wake up with a size 7 poop chute and the taste of antifreeze in your mouth.

  14. Katie Holmes No Make Up Suri Cruise
    EricLr
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    ALL HAIL QUEEN SURI!! And death to the time interlopers who would stop her!!

  15. Stephanie Seymour
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    i wanna make that face, but with her butthole in my mouth…

  16. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
    Gray
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    Micahel Bay don’t hire actresses anymore, just vapid dumb ass Victoria Secret models who work for BJ’s

  17. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
    formallyeducated
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    Kim Kardashian is seriously running for Mayor of Glendale?

  18. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Either too much arroz con pollo or not enough shopping in the “Bitch, it’s not 2001 anymore” store.

  19. William Shatner Maria Menounos Extra
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    I wonder what kind of price he was able to negotiate with her.

  20. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
    Deacon Jones
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    (What did I TELL myself the last time I ate Taco Bell? Never again, and yet you did it)

  21. Jake Gyllenhaal Hat Beard
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    Apparently, LogoTV is doing a version of Ice Road Truckers.

  22. Stephanie Seymour
    JC
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    Welcome to this week’s episode of Extreme Blowjob Face.

  23. Anthony Mackie Spandex Fanny Pack Pain And Gain
    EricLr
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    1) Buy spandex shorts
    2) Make Tae Bo video
    3) Profit!

  24. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
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    And that’s about the extent of her acting depth right there.

  25. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
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    This is gayer than anything I ever saw at South Beach.

  26. Jake Gyllenhaal Hat Beard
    formallyeducated
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    This is a pirate comment waiting to happen…anyone?

  27. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    JC
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    “She’s using her prehensile buttocks on me right now!”

  28. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
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    Considering everything else going on in this pic, shouldn’t that vest be leather?

  29. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
    me
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    even her nipple avoids to be seen in the same foto as her

  30. Stephanie Seymour
    little turtle head
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    These lips are made for sucking, and that’s just what they’ll do,
    one of these days these lips are gonna suck all over you…

  31. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    You can bet the Arabs are worried. These things burn nothing but self respect.

  32. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    There are 2 Courtney Loves ?

  33. Jake Gyllenhaal Hat Beard
    EricLr
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    Oh shit, that’s the dude from America’s Most Wanted! $10,000, here I come!

  34. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
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    B is for Butt Plug!

  35. Katie Holmes No Make Up Suri Cruise
    JC
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    “Hey Mom, maybe you wanna stop auditioning for The Walking Dead and shield me from the paps?”

  36. Stephanie Seymour
    judd
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    I had just dropped my pants before the photo was taken….the next photo shows her laughing her ass off

  37. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
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    There’s no caption that can make this better than it already is.

  38. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
    John Riley
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    The owner of that balloon was soon served with a lawsuit over the potential energy rights.

  39. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
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    At what point do you not feel cold? I’d be adjusting that top constantly! Then again, I’m not cracked out of my mond, either…

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    Cock Dr
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    Boy Toy Casper must be feeding her when he should be fucking her.
    I guess whatever gets her to the car dealership is the road he’s gonna take.

  41. Mark Wahlberg Vespa Pain And Gain
    neo_v
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    just wait till Val Kilmer storms by on his scooter…

    is that the, ah, 4 volt model?

  42. Kelly Preston John Travolta Balding
    Mindflayer
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    Is it me, or does it look like he’s had botox?

  43. Jennifer Lopez Butt Midriff Gold Outfit
    judd
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    Cum belly for sure!

  44. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    neo_v
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    he’s holding her up, she’s actually been dead for several years

  45. Donald Trump Hair Balloon Static Electricity
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    Pull all you want, buddy, that balloon belongs to The Donald now!

  46. Courtney Love Cleavage Bra Twitter
    neo_v
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    who is that poor soul propping her up?

  47. Anne Heche Cleavage
    judd
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    yuck yuck yuck brush your teeth

  48. Katie Holmes No Make Up Suri Cruise
    neo_v
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    mom, is Woody Allen staring at me or the woman behind me?

  49. Anthony Mackie Spandex Fanny Pack Pain And Gain
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    “You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!”

  50. Bar Paly Cleavage Legs Minidress Pain And Gain
    neo_v
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    Scarlett Johanssen looks great!

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