She has to do this or else Boner Boy won’t cross the street.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Heidi Klum does Twitter half right, while Courtney Love makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown, William Shatner molests Maria Menounos, someone tries corrupt the source of Donald Trumps‘s power and John Travolta has that deer-in-the-headlights look last seen when his wife told him that she checked his tackle box and that fishing rod still had the tag on it.
I wish I knew how to quit you,
- Photo Boy
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Oy! That is one hot Jew!
This is what happens when you try to quit fame cold turkey.
To make sure there’s no issue with the divorce, these are all buildings with no black tenants.
GUNT!
GUNT!
“Hey, honey, see that bus?”
My lips to your lips, my hands to your boobs….
Is that another way of saying she’s dating Queen Latifah now?
I just assumed from the preview pic that this was another actor from Pain and Gain. If she gains any more weight, she’ll explode.
Dear god, if you’re going to use hair dye, John, at least check to make sure the bottle doesn’t say “For Asians Only.”
And not to use on eyebrows either.
He just found out they don’t have sushi in that era.
Another Bar?
The last thing you see before you wake up with a size 7 poop chute and the taste of antifreeze in your mouth.
ALL HAIL QUEEN SURI!! And death to the time interlopers who would stop her!!
i wanna make that face, but with her butthole in my mouth…
I love you, pimp. Call me.
i’ll make that face with your butthole too, kimmy!
Micahel Bay don’t hire actresses anymore, just vapid dumb ass Victoria Secret models who work for BJ’s
Yeah, he’s a fucking genius
I dunno, it kinda looks like it’s working for him.
I fail to see the problem here. It is not like he makes good movies anymore or anything that requires real actors so why not?
The chances of Bay directing someone like Meryl Streep or Anthony Hopkins anytime soon are slim to none.
Kim Kardashian is seriously running for Mayor of Glendale?
Either too much arroz con pollo or not enough shopping in the “Bitch, it’s not 2001 anymore” store.
I wonder what kind of price he was able to negotiate with her.
(What did I TELL myself the last time I ate Taco Bell? Never again, and yet you did it)
Apparently, LogoTV is doing a version of Ice Road Truckers.
Welcome to this week’s episode of Extreme Blowjob Face.
1) Buy spandex shorts
2) Make Tae Bo video
3) Profit!
And that’s about the extent of her acting depth right there.
This is gayer than anything I ever saw at South Beach.
This is a pirate comment waiting to happen…anyone?
He loves taking cock in the arrrrse?
“She’s using her prehensile buttocks on me right now!”
Considering everything else going on in this pic, shouldn’t that vest be leather?
even her nipple avoids to be seen in the same foto as her
These lips are made for sucking, and that’s just what they’ll do,
one of these days these lips are gonna suck all over you…
You can bet the Arabs are worried. These things burn nothing but self respect.
There are 2 Courtney Loves ?
Oh shit, that’s the dude from America’s Most Wanted! $10,000, here I come!
B is for Butt Plug!
“Hey Mom, maybe you wanna stop auditioning for The Walking Dead and shield me from the paps?”
I had just dropped my pants before the photo was taken….the next photo shows her laughing her ass off
There’s no caption that can make this better than it already is.
The owner of that balloon was soon served with a lawsuit over the potential energy rights.
At what point do you not feel cold? I’d be adjusting that top constantly! Then again, I’m not cracked out of my mond, either…
Boy Toy Casper must be feeding her when he should be fucking her.
I guess whatever gets her to the car dealership is the road he’s gonna take.
just wait till Val Kilmer storms by on his scooter…
is that the, ah, 4 volt model?
Is it me, or does it look like he’s had botox?
Botox! Hell, he looks like he’s been embalmed!
Cum belly for sure!
he’s holding her up, she’s actually been dead for several years
Pull all you want, buddy, that balloon belongs to The Donald now!
who is that poor soul propping her up?
yuck yuck yuck brush your teeth
mom, is Woody Allen staring at me or the woman behind me?
“You think anybody thinks I’m a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!”
Scarlett Johanssen looks great!