The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.25.13

April 25th, 2013 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I might have rustled up a new client for Beyonce‘s publicist. We honestly debated on whether that was a hand, scat porn or simply Pink‘s penis, and around here Occam’s razor almost always dictates penis. It’s science. We’ve also got Demi Moore & Cher‘s collective 158 years of natural grace and beauty as well as clear evidence that the restriction of the Hammbone is literally draining Jon Hamm‘s life force.

Have you no souls, AMC? Oh right, Comic Book Men, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    her face looks like a 1/2 moon

  2. Coco Cleavge Legs Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    Three! Three giant globes! Ah ha ha ha!

    *thunder, lightning*

  3. Uma Thurman Ratty Hair The Battle Of amfAR Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Cut that leg shit out. Who do you think you are, blond Angelina Jolie?

  4. Chloe Green Bikini
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    That’s not CeeLo Green… wait. Stupid dyslexia.

  5. Hoda Kotb
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    I swear to God I had those letters the last time I played Scrabble.

  6. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    tiger balls
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    looks like someone just got a new bedazzler!

  7. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
    cc
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    Performing her new song ‘Metamucil’

  8. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    anonymous
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    I bet it sounds like ripping velcro when she has to separate those panties from that ass.

  9. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    Those aren’t panties. Her ass is eating her leggings.

  10. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    The extended ending to “Death Becomes Her” includes a peek at what was under their veils.

  11. Coco Cleavge Legs Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
    Jenna
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    Why is Coco grabbing Kim Kardashian’s right butt cheek?

  12. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly
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    Ewwwww.

  13. Rumer Willis
    rcb
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    And LO, on the eighth day God didst look upon the earth and promise,

    One day Bruce Willis, I shall smite thee for thy hubris…

  14. Mariah Carey Cleavage Legs Twitter
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    Something’s going to shoot out of there, isn’t it?

  15. Sheridan Smith Cleavage ITV Studios
    rcb
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    Pretty sweet ass for an 89 year old man, eh kid?

  16. Kris Jenner Laughing Holding Chanel Bags
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    Are those Kanye’s leather pants?!

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    Beer Baron
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    Friday Mid-Day Boner Alert!

  18. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    I’ve died and gone to hell.

  19. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    Aggie
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    Wow, nothing tops off a lunar landscape quite like a roll of back fat.

  20. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    Pheed sucks.

  21. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    see n' say
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    the cow says:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  22. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
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    Only the People’s Prince cares enough to let British schoolchildren stick flags up his bum.

  23. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    Arzach
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    Well hello Vanessa! Smoking hot!

  24. Uma Thurman Ratty Hair The Battle Of amfAR Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Her 15 Minutes of Hotness are long gone

  25. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    dboffer
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    When did Kim get a prosthetic foot?

  26. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
    Ryyyyyyyyyyyyan
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    That suit sucks.

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