The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.25.13

April 25th, 2013 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I might have rustled up a new client for Beyonce‘s publicist. We honestly debated on whether that was a hand, scat porn or simply Pink‘s penis, and around here Occam’s razor almost always dictates penis. It’s science. We’ve also got Demi Moore & Cher‘s collective 158 years of natural grace and beauty as well as clear evidence that the restriction of the Hammbone is literally draining Jon Hamm‘s life force.

Have you no souls, AMC? Oh right, Comic Book Men, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
    Jenn
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    That’s an odd pullover/top thingi. It’s like someone bunched tulle at her neck, held it in place with that torque and cinched it at the waist with one of those t-shirt tie things from the 80′s. Ruined a nice black cocktail dress. Her boobs are too big for it in any case. Bras are big boobs’ friends.

  2. Kris Jenner Laughing Holding Chanel Bags
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    I’m Rich Bitch! *honk honk*

  3. Rumer Willis
    Oz Matters
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    Im writing this lesbian love scene involving Rumer and Reese Witherspoon; but I just can’t work out how they can align their chins so they can actually kiss.

  4. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d fuck the chick on the left or the dude on the right before I’d fuck Rumor or Tallulah.

  5. Rumer Willis
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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

  6. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    Nibbles
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    “Hey Kool-Aid!”

  7. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
    RizzotheRat
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    Well I guess this answers a question that has plagued us for decades- out of all the second rate Muppets which one is really into getting shit on by an androgynous celebrity? It’s Beaker, it’s definitely Beaker.

  8. Hoda Kotb
    Radadoon
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    Who da Hoda Ho?

  9. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    Morgan
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    I bet she goes home and whips him with that rose.

  10. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    Max
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    I love that dog!

  11. Mariah Carey Cleavage Legs Twitter
    Radadoon
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    M used to be hot BEFORE she had the bodywork done… pretty much a trainwreck now… she needs to stop thinking she is still hot and dress appropriately.

  12. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    What's that Smell
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    Neither or them can smile, and the one on the left is green. I’m seriously creeped-out by this, and if I have any nightmares, I’m going to blame you, Fish Dude!

  13. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    keep it classy, whore

  14. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    Pink performing for one of the Muppets.

  15. Rumer Willis
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    “…Next week, on The Californians.”

  16. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    You know she’s torn up if a blonde, famous, drunk white girl can’t get a black dude to look up from his phone.

  17. Chloe Green Bikini
    CanadiaDan
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    “Good news everyone! The body transplant was a success!”
    — Professor Farnsworth.

  18. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
    MrG
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    “And that, my loyal subjects, is how one twerks!”

  19. Sheridan Smith Cleavage ITV Studios
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    Sometimes you just forget they’re there.

  20. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Wtf is that outfit?

  21. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
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    I’m with the little boy behind him. *yawn*

  22. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    Has Tara Reid ever been with the same guy more than once?

  23. Rumer Willis
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    Being pretty isn’t everything, Rumer. Chin up!
    Whoa, whoa, stop…damn.

  24. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    It’s pretty obvious they use the same hair dye. Do you suppose they use the same feminine hygiene spray?

  25. Hoda Kotb
    Juan Diablo
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    I am still trying to figure out how to pronounce her name. No one suggested changing it?

  26. Rumer Willis
    bernard
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    The Elephant Woman

  27. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
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    Pin the Tail on the Donkey being out of the question, handlers were teaching little Tylenol how to play Stick the Union Jack Up Harry’s Arse.

  28. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
    Oz Matters
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    Pink doing brown.

  29. Mariah Carey Cleavage Legs Twitter
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    Mimi, show us your tits, then go home.

  30. Mel B Cleavage Glitter Americas Got Talent Season 8 Premiere
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    Nice rack, Mel. But it looks more like a DD than a B.

  31. Rumer Willis
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Proof positive that God loves visual humor.

  32. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    This woman has all kinds of good things going on, and I would like to peruse every last one of them!

  33. Cheryl Burke Cleavage Spandex Dress Kym Johnson
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Looks like the high school rumor that cum is high in calories is true.

  34. Jon Hamm Messy Hair Stubble I'll Eat You Last Opening Night Afterparty
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    You look a little distressed, there, John—pants too tight?

  35. Uma Thurman Ratty Hair The Battle Of amfAR Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    I’m sorry, ma’am, the PTA meeting is down the hall.

  36. Kris Jenner Laughing Holding Chanel Bags
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    Wait, she carried her own bags? Doesn’t she have people for that? She’s slipping.

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    Mike
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    Trust me, this picture is the primo antidote after seeing Kim Kardashian’s big ass.

  38. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    total age about 120 I believe

  39. Kris Jenner Laughing Holding Chanel Bags
    tito
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    I’m guessing Kim’s pants are in the big bag.

  40. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    They’re like the hot rod Model A coupes you see on cruise night. They look good, but there’s hardly any original parts left.

  41. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    Pink’s into scat now.

  42. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    Her hotness and Gomez’s are inversely proportional.

  43. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
    me
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    “ehhhh macarena ai!”

  44. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    “Hello Clarice!”

  45. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans
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    Now that’s an a,,, Where did it go?

  46. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
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    Don’t kick her out, she’s good for business. We’re already out of shrimp.

  47. Rumer Willis
    renotastic
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    Currently rehearsing for her Jaywalking stint when Leno leaves.

  48. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    QuayFortuna
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    The moai statues on Easter Island have perplexed scholars for centuries.

  49. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    dirtdog
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    PIG

  50. Rumer Willis
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    Her face looks like a 1/2 moon!!! Not cute

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