The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.25.13

April 25th, 2013 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I might have rustled up a new client for Beyonce‘s publicist. We honestly debated on whether that was a hand, scat porn or simply Pink‘s penis, and around here Occam’s razor almost always dictates penis. It’s science. We’ve also got Demi Moore & Cher‘s collective 158 years of natural grace and beauty as well as clear evidence that the restriction of the Hammbone is literally draining Jon Hamm‘s life force.

Have you no souls, AMC? Oh right, Comic Book Men, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    kravdan
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    Botox Twins powers activate!

  2. Billy Dee Williams Cane
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    http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-most-important-people-on-the-internet-volume-32/0618-the-superficial-comments-20

    Part II: “If they’re not gonna carry my Brush-In Color Gel for Mustache, I’m just gonna shave it off. Show them.”

  3. Sheridan Smith Cleavage ITV Studios
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    “Why is everyone looking at my—oh, right…”

  4. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    This is how Karl Marx spends every Valentine’s day. True story!

  5. Uma Thurman Ratty Hair The Battle Of amfAR Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Vlad
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    One of the many women who should never wear open toed shoes

  6. Chloe Green Bikini
    Vlad
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    There’s no need to fear, Underboob is here!

  7. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    AFI must stand for Ancient Female Impersonators.

  8. Hoda Kotb
    Vlad
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    Prince Harry’s fart travels across the Atlantic

  9. Michael Pitt Dyed Black Hair Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Shit, Billie Joe looks great after rehab.

  10. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    Vlad
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    She wears a necklace with her name on it so people will know who she is.

  11. Hoda Kotb
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    The plexiglass wall is always a winner.

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    lori
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    Could you possibly dress any stupider? Oh yeah. Coachella.

  13. Mariah Carey Cleavage Legs Twitter
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    NO! Don’t get out of the car!!!

  14. Hoda Kotb
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    “HOO WEE!… FREE FROM KATHIE LEE!”

  15. Kris Jenner Laughing Holding Chanel Bags
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    “SOULS!! In each and every bag!!! Praise Chthulu!!

  16. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    When are these women going to get a clue that long, straight hair parted down the middle does not make them look younger, in fact, it has the totally opposite effect.

  17. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Behold the power of the Infinity Formula!

  18. Julie Delpy Cleavage Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Gorgeous.

  19. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans
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    Glutemas lackamus.

  20. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    I ask you, is there anything classier and more heart-warming than an expectant mother walking through one of the largest cities in the world with her ass (also one of the largest in the world) hanging out?

  21. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    I really want you all to be wrong about w

  22. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    I really want you all to be wrong about what is happening here.

  23. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    “Robert, you can’t fucking do that in a theater right dab in the middle of Los-fucking-Angeles! People are going to talk.”

  24. Cheryl Burke Cleavage Spandex Dress Kym Johnson
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    Cheryl got voted off DWTS & immediately ate 40 double doubles. only explanation for that gut.

  25. Julie Delpy Cleavage Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    she looks embalmed.

  26. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    hanging awfully low. can’t tell if she’s 30 or 50.

  27. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    George P Burdell
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    Best grandmother/great grandmother act in show business today. Oh, wait Chasity became Chaz and ended one of those lines.

  28. Chloe Green Bikini
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    Nice. Slim, tan, reasonably fit, nice knockers.
    Put her in an envelope and send her to me. I’ll do the rest.

  29. Rumer Willis
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    Wide angle lenses can really distort near the edge of the frame. Imagine what this picture would look like if the photographer had used one.

  30. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    john
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    The ghost of Christmas future.

  31. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    George P Burdell
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    Demi getting the number for the doctor who transformed Chaz to slip into Rumor’s birthday card.

  32. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans
    John
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    Another picture of Cher?

  33. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    Burt
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    That girl is so insecure, it’s not even funny.

  34. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    T-Time
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    what is wrong this women?

  35. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    T-Time
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    “And you’ll know my name is the LORD!, when I….ummm…when I go total 80′s-style, wearing Blossom’s hat and kickin’ it with Spuds McKenzie.”

  36. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
    T-Time
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    crazy.drunk.white.woman.on.tap….send.

  37. Jon Hamm Messy Hair Stubble I'll Eat You Last Opening Night Afterparty
    T-Time
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    His wife would never leave him…not because of his huge schlong, but because she’s useless now to other men. It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

  38. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    T-Time
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    Target announcement: “Discount on fake and plastic women, on aisle 3″.

  39. Michael Pitt Dyed Black Hair Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    T-Time
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    Brad Pitts evil albino twin?

  40. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    Bubby
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    Does anyone even watch their shows anymore,I watch chopped or house hunters, just sayin

  41. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    One day her child will see her mother wearing this slut costume while pregnant…does this woman have any respect for herself?

  42. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    Jenn
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    Since this heifer has decided to subject the unsuspecting populace(my eyes!) to the sight of her giant ugly, reamed out ass. I hope she never loses the baby weight, and gets huge freakin stretch marks.

  43. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
    JungleRed
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    “I just dropped a rufie in your drink, hehe!”
    “Yeah, I know. I dropped one in the one you just finished.”

  44. Jon Hamm Messy Hair Stubble I'll Eat You Last Opening Night Afterparty
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    I’m going to get crap for this but …he is over rated (in terms of looks)

  45. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
    Jenn
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    Lips that touched the Goop…I’d make that face too.

  46. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
    Jenn
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    So..love stinks is that the reference?

  47. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    poor poor Courtney Love
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    I’m just grateful that she knocked Paris Hilton out of the ‘spotlight’. How sad is that?

    • Governer Herpes

      Honestly, I’d rather have Paris back. At least I found her mildly attractive.

      …Don’t judge me, I like parrots.

  48. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    Jenn
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    Get these mothah fuckin dog off this mothah fuckin stage!!

  49. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    Jenn
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    Mother and Crone waiting for the Maiden to arrive so they can perform sacrifice to the Dark One.

  50. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
    Jenn
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    I see the areola. Good thing she’s not doing a halftime show.

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