The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.25.13

April 25th, 2013 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I might have rustled up a new client for Beyonce‘s publicist. We honestly debated on whether that was a hand, scat porn or simply Pink‘s penis, and around here Occam’s razor almost always dictates penis. It’s science. We’ve also got Demi Moore & Cher‘s collective 158 years of natural grace and beauty as well as clear evidence that the restriction of the Hammbone is literally draining Jon Hamm‘s life force.

Have you no souls, AMC? Oh right, Comic Book Men, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    Size 20 panties on a size 50 ass!

  2. Rumer Willis
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    A trainwreck of wrongness.

  3. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
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    Well we all know she’s an expert in the art of ball-cupping

  4. Hoda Kotb
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    First it was “Planking”. Then “Tebowing.” Now the latest internet craze is “Beyoncing”

  5. Rumer Willis
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    “I coulda been a contenda”.

  6. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    ‘Bad Girl Allstar Nunn’? You are still ugly.

  7. Mel B Cleavage Glitter Americas Got Talent Season 8 Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Haven’t I seen that red head doing a ton of anal porn?

  8. Cheryl Burke Cleavage Spandex Dress Kym Johnson
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    If Cheryl would close her mouth more often, she could look more lile Kym.

  9. Rumer Willis
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    If I wanted to see Easter Island, I’d book a flight.

  10. Mariah Carey Cleavage Legs Twitter
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    Curses, foiled again.

  11. Cheryl Burke Cleavage Spandex Dress Kym Johnson
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    So is this like ‘The Crap We Missed – Shopworn Hoes Edition’?

  12. Kris Jenner Laughing Holding Chanel Bags
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    Never before has conspicuous consumption been quite so repellant.

  13. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    Poor Tara. She truly believes this guy is Robert DeNiro’s son. She looks so happy.

  14. Jon Hamm Messy Hair Stubble I'll Eat You Last Opening Night Afterparty
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    And I’ll blow you first.

  15. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    This is just weird.

  16. Mel B Cleavage Glitter Americas Got Talent Season 8 Premiere
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    I’d like to give her goooooooooooold finger.

  17. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans
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    Frankelstein

  18. Michael Pitt Dyed Black Hair Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    I like this guy. He’s deserved a rough night.

  19. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    So this is the final five huh? Suddenly I am not sick of Ireland Baldwin anymore.

  20. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
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    Once again, the special needs kid gets placed in the corner and ignored. Classic!!

  21. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    Cher would have looked so much better if she had just aged naturally.

  22. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    She ugly

  23. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Reaction of a wife to a kiss from a husband that may or may not be into penis.

  24. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    That dress better come with a charcoal filter.

  25. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    Not going to lie, thought that was Katt Williams.

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    Delicious.

  27. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
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    It ain’t cocktail shrimp, but it will do in a pinch.

  28. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    yourmom
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    The queen of ass must have an ass window!

  29. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    So Jay Leno cheated on his wife with a black woman.

  30. Rumer Willis
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    Jay Leno got around a lot.

  31. Kris Jenner Laughing Holding Chanel Bags
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    Why aren’t people like her the ones that are targeted? Most vile and horrible human?? being.

  32. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly
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    Dear Kim Kardashian, please take note.

  33. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Less face, more boobs.

  34. Rumer Willis
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    I feel like I’m watching Thumb Wars.

  35. Rumer Willis
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    Extreme unnecessary angle!

  36. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    Yo that’s some David Blaine shit right there! That shadow in the chair is clearly her giant cock but there she is standing right in front of me!

  37. Uma Thurman Ratty Hair The Battle Of amfAR Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Sorry Uma, I thought the invite clearly stated that it was not that type of battle.

  38. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    She is one foul fat fuck.

  39. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    Who the hell pays to see this untalented garbage?

  40. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    Her face resembles “Darkness” from the movie Legend.

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    Looks like someone who went on a 2 day sleepless cocaine bender.

  42. Jon Hamm Messy Hair Stubble I'll Eat You Last Opening Night Afterparty
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    Looks like someone who went on a 2 day sleepless cocaine bender.

  43. Michael Pitt Dyed Black Hair Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Nosferatu

  44. Billy Dee Williams Cane
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    LANDO!!!

  45. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
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    This is the position I assume every time my Dad, Price Charles, has a raging woody.

  46. Rumer Willis
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    “I Am Not An Animal”

  47. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    Just wait for the Vanity Fair issue with her fat, naked, pregnant body on the cover. If god really loves us, it’ll be her & Kanye both naked

  48. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    Dont want Nunn

  49. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    “Don’t want” Nunn

  50. Cheryl Burke Cleavage Spandex Dress Kym Johnson
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    I wouldn’t have thought that Jackee and Stacy Keibler even knew each other.

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