The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.25.13

April 25th, 2013 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I might have rustled up a new client for Beyonce‘s publicist. We honestly debated on whether that was a hand, scat porn or simply Pink‘s penis, and around here Occam’s razor almost always dictates penis. It’s science. We’ve also got Demi Moore & Cher‘s collective 158 years of natural grace and beauty as well as clear evidence that the restriction of the Hammbone is literally draining Jon Hamm‘s life force.

Have you no souls, AMC? Oh right, Comic Book Men, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    Frank Burns
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    Oh I get it. You drink enough ‘grape vodka’ and this one starts to look like Vanessa Hudgens in the other shot, kind of a before and after beer goggles effect.

    Why do distillers think they have to dump a box of fruit into everything now? I was at the gas station mini-mart getting a six, and there was Michelob with ‘dragonfruit and peach’ in their fridge. Nasty! Don’t fruit the beer.

  2. Hoda Kotb
    angerinside
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    Yeah, we all know what he’s thinking:
    “Man orange bitches be crazy”

  3. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    PJ Bandit
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    I just had a vision of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens making out slowly naked on a bed among fluffy white pillows.

  4. Rumer Willis
    angerinside
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    “I vant to suck your…. ah fuck he already ran away”.

  5. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
    cc
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    Oh c’mon, I am desperate, take a nude Instagram pic of me….c’moooooon.

  6. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    BobBoberson
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    The crap we missed? More like the crack we missed… Get it? Because crap sounds like crack and you can see her ass…

    Whatever. Fuck off.

  7. Hoda Kotb
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    Ever since her and Kathy Lee discussed their personal grooming, I look at her in a different light. (Kathy is au natural, Hoda here shaves it)

  8. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
    gary coleman's ghost
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    DeNiro is actually Anthony Smith, the former All-American wide receiver from Notre Dame who was not only a star of its 1988 undefeated national championship team, but an Academic All-American too. He’s a successful career and branding consultant to some of the entertainment industry’s top stars (Ben Harper, Sean Combs, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, etc.) He’s got his work cut out for him with Tara Reid. I’m not sure Houdini could resuscitate that bitch’s career.

  9. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
    PJ Bandit
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    I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly!

  10. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    cc
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    She’s smart too…she emailed crotch shots that no one can post without breaking the law.

  11. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Has anyone noticed that HE’S EATING HER FACE?

  12. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Is that a man or a woman?? My wiener is so confused right now…

  13. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    No, Mom! No Schiza!

  14. Jon Hamm Messy Hair Stubble I'll Eat You Last Opening Night Afterparty
    cc
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    He looks a lot like me actually.

  15. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    “Ok, perfect! Now could you just say, ‘What up, dog?’”

  16. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    cc
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    AFI’s Night at the Movies at Madame Tussauds in Los Angeles

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    Liquid candy that gets you drunk! Adults only.

  18. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    That reminds me, I have to paint my fence this weekend.

  19. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    That’s the same Valentine’s day card that I sent my mother!

  20. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    “Yeah, calm down, bitch. I told you, after I finish THIS margarita you’ll be attractive enough for me to have sex with.”

  21. Jon Hamm Messy Hair Stubble I'll Eat You Last Opening Night Afterparty
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    When you have a foot long cock, you don’t really even have to try.

    • Sven Golly

      Only if you’re gay. If you’re straight you need a matching bulge in your wallet. Doesn’t hurt in the first instance either but women are not so obsessed with humongous schwanzes.

  22. Michael Pitt Dyed Black Hair Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    cc
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    Looks pretty good for being wrongly imprisoned all those years.

  23. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    Suddenly, I have an immense craving for an 84 year old pack of Doublemint gum!

  24. Sheridan Smith Cleavage ITV Studios
    Jman
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    Why is my scrotum hanging out her armpit?

  25. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    “What you’re feeling down there there is actually my hand my hand…wrapped around my raging boner.”

  26. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
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    Man, she is PISSED at that French fry!

  27. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    “What you’re feeling down there there is actually my hand my hand…wrapped around my raging boner.”

  28. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    Expecto Patronum!

  29. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    jesus

  30. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
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    “The Brain Injury Association?!?” In HEADway?!?

  31. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
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    This is why women can’t tell directions…

  32. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
    cc
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    ‘Puta and the Poutine’. Sounds almost like a nursery rhyme.

  33. Coco Cleavge Legs Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    Coco examines the controversial new 124,650 cc implant as Ice -T nods approvingly

  34. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    both spent lots of money on plastic surgery. the one on the left turned out good. the one on the right… meh

  35. Billy Dee Williams Cane
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh dear…he’s becoming the black Nick Nolte.

  36. Cheryl Burke Cleavage Spandex Dress Kym Johnson
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    “Hahaha! I know, right? It was just a french fry!”

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember fellas, Gwyneth Paltrow is prettier!

  38. Coco Cleavge Legs Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
    cc
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    Ah, the pornographic ET. I’ve been waiting for this.

  39. Julie Delpy Cleavage Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Quick, I’m having a panic attack! I need something to calm me down!

  40. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
    Smapdi
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    First Beyonce, now Pink? This pooping on stage idea is really taking off!

  41. Hoda Kotb
    the crap I did normiss
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    He just made* her day…

  42. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Oy! Gwyneth who?

  43. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
    cc
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    Handsome race the English.

  44. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    Smapdi
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    Twinsies! They must buy their hair from the same needy family in India.

  45. Uma Thurman Ratty Hair The Battle Of amfAR Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    cc
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    So she threw on a bunch of shit she found in the bottom of the closet?

  46. Chloe Green Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Honey, fart underwater, bubbles are funny.

  47. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly
    Pebblz
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    That baby should be in MY belly.

  48. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    “C’mon for 1,000 bucks? No? 500? 100? 10 bucks? A Cheeseburger?”

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
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    that picture description makes my mind hurt

  50. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    tlmck
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    That’s what old women do. They get together and color their hair.

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