The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.25.13

April 25th, 2013 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I think I might have rustled up a new client for Beyonce‘s publicist. We honestly debated on whether that was a hand, scat porn or simply Pink‘s penis, and around here Occam’s razor almost always dictates penis. It’s science. We’ve also got Demi Moore & Cher‘s collective 158 years of natural grace and beauty as well as clear evidence that the restriction of the Hammbone is literally draining Jon Hamm‘s life force.

Have you no souls, AMC? Oh right, Comic Book Men, nevermind,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    Jade
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    I would have thought that Kim Kardashian could afford a stylist. And a mirror.

    • popwilleatitself

      She listens to the advice of a stylist, and looks in the mirror. Then she does the opposite because any publicity is good publicity for a fame whore. If she wore age and size appropriate clothes, no one would photograph her.

  2. Michael Pitt Dyed Black Hair Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    I think this guy is pretty cool. I like his work, but I don’t see him in a lot of mainstream movies. On a side note, he got to bury his face in Eva Green’s bush in “The Dreamers”. Pure win.

  3. Rumer Willis
    Colin
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    Lord Voldemort rises again…

  4. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
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    Photoshop is a beautiful thing. I wonder if YerGross can shop a shrimp into her hand here?

  5. Billy Dee Williams Cane
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    Smooth.

  6. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
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    Ugh… that’s not ketchup it’s shrimp sauce! GODDAMNIT BRETT!

  7. Coco Cleavge Legs Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    Oh yeah baby.

  8. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Miniskirt SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    Grace
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    I’m a woman and I approve of those legs!

  9. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    PJ Bandit
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    The ass that could make even a thousand burritos march to an honorable defeat.

  10. Rumer Willis
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    How fucked up was Demi before all the plastic surgery? For FUCK’S SAKE!

  11. Cheryl Burke Cleavage Spandex Dress Kym Johnson
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    Kym just had to bring her annoying friend, didn’t she?

  12. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
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    I was wondering what kind of lumpy dick sticks out of someones thigh, then I realized she’s shitting on him.

  13. Robert Downey Jr. Humping Susan Downey Iron Man 3 Premiere
    PJ Bandit
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    Oh, here you love me. But at home it’s iron me this now, Iron Man ‘that’ later.

  14. Chloe Green Bikini
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    Either needs a hedge trimmer down there or she has a huge cock.
    Option 2 is most likely.

  15. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Belly
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    Pregnancy done right.

  16. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
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    “No really, I’m famous…I was in movies”

    “that’s nice, look I gotta take this call”

  17. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
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    Nobody ordered the pork rinds.

  18. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    Cock Dr
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    This talentless cow quite literally shakes her moneymaker.
    MOO

  19. Karina Smirnoff Butt Yoga Pants
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    That Smirnoff is flat like day old beer.

  20. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Wow, this is the greatest lap dance I’ve ever had . . . what’s that smell? Did you just- What is that? Are you- Right now? What the fuck? I never wanted- Gah! It touched me! I want my 5 dollars back!”

  21. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    It’s sweet that Cher brought her mom with her.

  22. Julie Delpy Cleavage Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Still looking good.

  23. Sheridan Smith Cleavage ITV Studios
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    I like your breasts too.

  24. Demi Moore Cher Cleavage Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    Cock Dr
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    Cher has embalmed herself. That must have been painful.

  25. Bethenny Frankel Butt Tight Jeans
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    Fuck her.

  26. Prince Harry Headway Brain Injury Association Visit
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    It’s clear what that little girl is thinking…”Dat Arse!”

  27. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    PJ Bandit
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    The face says it all, his agent, publicist, and stylist are all fired. I can already hear: Ezekiel 25:17….

  28. Michael Pitt Dyed Black Hair Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    Incest is a bitch.

  29. Uma Thurman Ratty Hair The Battle Of amfAR Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    did she leave her giant mommy boobs at home today? Yesterday she had a double-D set.

  30. Billy Dee Williams Cane
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    I just made a deal that will keep the Budweiser Empire out of this liquor store forever.

  31. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
    K-Tron
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    I had to look at this picture like 17 times to be sure that there wasn’t a line of coke on the table.

  32. Rumer Willis
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    Gaghh! I picked the wrong day to try out a 3D monitor.

  33. Billy Dee Williams Cane
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    “Last night I had Leia all drunk wantin’ to do me.”

  34. Natalie Nunn Cleavage See Through Clothes SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape Vodka Launch
    Cock Dr
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    She seems well suited to this particular promotional event. I can easily visualize this woman doing shot after shot of SKYY Infusions Moscato Grape vodka. Is she truly a celebrity or just some random plucked from the Hollywood club floor?

  35. Olivia Munn Eating Fries The Newsroom Set
    Frank Burns
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    Its lunch, Olivia, not a casting call. But kudos to you on making eating french fries look even more average than ever.

  36. Rumer Willis
    Cock Dr
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    PLEASE NO NEVER AGAIN AT THIS ANGLE

  37. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
    PJ Bandit
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    Wanna hear something funny, Tony? I just peed in that cup… Why are you hitting me?!

  38. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Odd…in the thumbnail she seemed boring and dull, but in full size I suddenly want to listen to her views on politics, word economics, and other crap.

  39. Rumer Willis
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    When are they gonna do that Maniac Cop reboot and give this girl the lead role she was born to play?

  40. Julie Delpy Cleavage Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
    Cock Dr
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    You can tell she’s never tanned. EVER

  41. Hoda Kotb
    mnsuperbee
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    Weeee it’s fun being drunk all day

  42. Rumer Willis
    mnsuperbee
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    Isn’t she the Queen Regent on Game of Thrones? LOVE her in that.

  43. Julie Delpy Cleavage Chanel Hosted 8th Annual 2013 Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner
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    I had to Google her. Very glad I did.

  44. Hayley Atwell Cleavage Iron Man 3 Premiere
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    Must be some sort of tractor beam just to her left.

  45. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
    swalton
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    In every photo theres always a dog with a phone dial on its neck saying it all with his eyes

  46. Samual L Jackson Bullseye Target Presents AFIs Night At The Movies
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    I didn’t know Maya Angelou was such a fan of dogs…

  47. Tara Reid Tony DeNiro Ashley Paige Gallery
    angerinside
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    “Remember…giggle…giggle… I blow for blow….giggle…giggle….

  48. Kim Kardashian Butt Panties See Through Dress
    cc
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    The hilarious part is that underway is still bigger than a bed sheet.

  49. Coco Cleavge Legs Butt Spandex Dress Instagram
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    My ass is so huge, it circled the globe, and I’m grabbing it. My own ass!

  50. Pink Silouhette People Having Sex On Stage
    cc
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    This concert was in Germany?

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