The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.24.14

April 24th, 2014 // 377 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one for the week as I take the reigns tomorrow while Fish embarks on his annual trek into the heart of dixie and no, that’s not why I have “dixie” written on all my underwear, that’s just a coincidence. Anyway, today we learned that Mike Myers is now using Donald Trump‘s barber, Lena Dunham just heard they’re doing reshoots of that scene at a pizza buffet, and Kellan Lutz is dead.

You don’t fuck with Khloe Kardashian like this and live to make more awful Hercules movies,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Arianny Celeste Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    This is not a joke, I swear to God I had not a clue what her face looked like.

  2. Taylor Swift Amazing Legs Knee High Socks Heels
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    She has a different bodyguard today because even her bodyguards can’t stand to be around her.

  3. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    dis how find a use for tutu other than ballet

  4. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
    Senor Trout
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    ‘Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.’

    ‘Sorry baby, but gap in teeth too small.’

  5. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    Motorboat Captain
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    “Golden Gods? Fuck! I could have sworn my agent said Golden Corral!”
    “Yours too?”

  6. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Wait?!? No one told me they were remaking ‘Perfect Strangers.’

  7. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    So wait, they censor out nipples but not this? I thought censorship was in the name of human decency?

  8. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
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    Kellan: Ha ha. I am aping an ape!.

    Ape: Hah, I am out-acting your acting even right now!

  9. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
    Skank
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    18 Sheets to the wind.

  10. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    I remember my peers imitating him in Wayne’s World.

    A couple years down the road, again with Austin Powers.

    Now an adult? Nary an Mike Myers inspired quote.

    If that isn’t a microcosm of growing up, I know not what one is.

  11. Gwyneth Paltrow Chinese GOOP Promotion Twitter
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    “So you complain about being ‘Made in China,’ but then you import this, which is ‘Made In America.’ Uhh??”

    -All of China

  12. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    rican
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    Bums and Corpses.

  13. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    She just smelled the food court…its a dangerous time to be there.

  14. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    Nothing more sexy than neck tendons stretching .

  15. Karrueche Tran Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
    j/k
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    Now that Chris has been in jail all the bruises have had a chance to heal.

  16. Carmen Electra Cleavage Rough Face 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Well that’s a funny skin colour.

  17. Gwyneth Paltrow Chinese GOOP Promotion Twitter
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    Did Terry Richardson make that ad?

  18. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
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    Sean Hayes behind him is all ‘NOOO!! JOHNNY I STILL LOVE YOU!’

  19. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Andrew Dice Cage

  20. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    C J
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    looks like someone I know, Mandy Rickard

  21. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
    donkeylicks
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    It’s bad enough to see all of those Coachella sellouts but what is he thinking!?! He’s thinking Arby’s

  22. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
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    Probably $5,000 for a shabby town hat, what a fucking asshole. He is going to be doing Pirates of the Caribbean movies for the next 20 years cause those are the only movies he makes that anyone will go see.

  23. America Ferrera Cleavage Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    She looks gorgeous.

  24. Weston Cage Pregnant Danielle Cage 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    donkeylicks
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    Boy, that must just kill his dad. I mean seriously, wasn’t he bald headed and doing karate on a street corner like two months ago?

  25. Karrueche Tran Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
    CJ
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    that belly button is huge

  26. Joe Jonas Gay Friend
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    Yeah, totally straight.

  27. Gwyneth Paltrow Chinese GOOP Promotion Twitter
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    I can only assume that after being told she’s no longer the most beautiful woman in the world, Gwyneth said something shockingly racist.

  28. Karrueche Tran Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    I like her, she is cute, dumb as a box of rocks, but cute.

  29. Ian Somerhalder Hand On Chin Extra
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    Is Jon Hamm there?

  30. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    her head looks like a parachute for her body

  31. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    Vlad
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    Didn’t you use to be thin?

    Didn’t you use to have hair?

  32. Carmen Electra Cleavage Rough Face 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    trashy as fuck

  33. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    Lord, people. It’s not excess skin, it’s the muscle in her neck because of how she is tilting her chin up while turning her head.

  34. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
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    she done fucked her face up

  35. America Ferrera Cleavage Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    she lost a shitload of weight

  36. Karrueche Tran Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    terrifying and gross bellybutton Eegads

  37. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    girl no

  38. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
    Marketing Mike
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    I used to work with a Realtor who was in her 50s.
    She had a body ANY 25 year old would die for
    and she was drop dead beautiful.. She was also
    married to the best Plastic Surgeon in Los Angeles.
    The ONLY give away was the top of her hands,
    looked like shit, and her neck. Don’t get me
    wrong I’d have done her in 2 seconds, just like
    every guy in that building, but it was creepy.

  39. Taylor Swift Amazing Legs Knee High Socks Heels
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Hmmmm … she’s “pigeon-toed”

  40. Pope Francis Touching Baby
    Vlad
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    And Lo, Pope Francis did palm the child by the head, driving into the paint as he workethed his way through the stifling defense, to the hoop. With a mighty thrust, he did dunketh the child, scoring the winning point, with no more time to spare, thus winning the NBA Championship for the Vatican. And the crowd, they did rejoice as the heavens parted and the Lord spake, saying, “it is good.”

    Amen.

  41. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
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    Doggy is her style

  42. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    “You know, those beads aren’t suppose to go around your neck.”
    “It’s okay…I’m an asshole.”

  43. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    “Does anybody else here want to tell me how disgusted they are with my pasty misshapen fat ass?… I will leave here right now and come back in a thong if you don’t shut up!”

  44. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
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    [Translation]
    Mom! i’m home for the weekend! Can we go to Applebees?

  45. Ian Somerhalder Hand On Chin Extra
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    “Hey kid…If you keep kicking my chair. I’m going to make both your parents blow me!”

  46. Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein Andy Dick 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    “Leave!…This is a family event and you’re scaring the undead children!”

  47. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Have you guys gotten my weekly ass shot in yoga pants yet?…Can I get into my car now?”

  48. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
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    “Johnny! I’ve made a time machine! We can go back and stop you from making movies after 2003!”

  49. America Ferrera Cleavage Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
    goodwolfe21
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    Wow, she really looks hot!…and besides the weight loss, did she have any work done? …she looks a little different…..but great!…

  50. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Maria
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    Ah the noble Manatee, what a majestic creature.

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