The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.24.14

April 24th, 2014 // 377 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one for the week as I take the reigns tomorrow while Fish embarks on his annual trek into the heart of dixie and no, that’s not why I have “dixie” written on all my underwear, that’s just a coincidence. Anyway, today we learned that Mike Myers is now using Donald Trump‘s barber, Lena Dunham just heard they’re doing reshoots of that scene at a pizza buffet, and Kellan Lutz is dead.

You don’t fuck with Khloe Kardashian like this and live to make more awful Hercules movies,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ian Somerhalder Hand On Chin Extra
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    He and Rob Lowe probably have the same problems.

  2. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    They are propping each other up.

    Is Axl wearing a hearing aid?

  3. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
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    WE ARE YOU. If you are really wealthy and aloof.

  4. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
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    Am I the only one freaked out that his kneecaps have learned how to communicate?

  5. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    That’s a little young for the shocker.

  6. Joe Jonas Gay Friend
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    They just met on Tinder.

  7. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Why is Jonah Hill dressed as a woma….?

    Sorry, Lena, we didn’t realise you were auditioning for Extra.

  8. Arianny Celeste Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    Looks like she got OVERHAULED!

  9. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    no

  10. Weston Cage Pregnant Danielle Cage 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    I see he’s inherited his father’s sense of dignity and gravitas.

  11. Joe Jonas Gay Friend
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    “So then Chad told Steve that he knew about tricking with the cater waiter at Baz’s party, and that bitch still tried to deny it to his face.”

    “OH NO SHE DIDN’T!”

  12. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    What was the award category? Bat-shit Crazy Lifetime Achievement?

  13. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Her legs look like a giant’s fingers. Like she’s some sort of giant finger puppet.

  14. Gwyneth Paltrow Chinese GOOP Promotion Twitter
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    I thought we were trying to improve our trade relations with China.

  15. Lake Bell Nipples Pregnant Belly Tight Pants Suit Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    Pregnant Girl with Porn Name in Burgundy Catsuit. There, now I made it art.

  16. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    Psst, call me in five years.

  17. Weston Cage Pregnant Danielle Cage 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Move: Fetus claw

  18. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
    Jade
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    God damn I really want him to do another Austin Powers movie… his tubby bald head would be so cute!

  19. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
    Jade
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    I knew it.. she’s a 60 yr old woman who’s undergone extensive plastic surgery. But they missed her neck.

  20. Weston Cage Pregnant Danielle Cage 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Khal Drogo, you are NOT the father!

  21. Taylor Swift Amazing Legs Knee High Socks Heels
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    Those legs are amazing

  22. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
    Jam
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    So he beat up Pharrell and stole his hat, which was irreparably damaged in the scuffle?

  23. Carmen Electra Cleavage Rough Face 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    She still looks better than a lot of women half her age. I definitely would. I always will.

  24. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    memyselfandi
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    starting to think there wont be much cake in this movie

  25. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Just ugly.

  26. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Who can turn the world off with her smile?

  27. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
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    “Perhaps if I wear a huge torn hat it will distract people from my huge torn career.”

  28. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    Four in the pink, one in the stink.

  29. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
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    Seconds later, the gorilla threw a handful of shit in his face.

  30. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    I’m to blame for this.
    Sorry, everyone…sorry.

  31. Taylor Swift Amazing Legs Knee High Socks Heels
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    Average white girl.

  32. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    “Do I make you horny baby? Yeah!”

    *empties an entire can of pepper spray in his face*

  33. Gwyneth Paltrow Chinese GOOP Promotion Twitter
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    China already has it’s own GOOP. It’s half the price and contains dangerous amounts of lead.

  34. Joe Gorga Melissa Gorga Super Tan Dicks Sporting Goods We Could Be King Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Doctor_Joystick
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    Orange is the new…douche.

  35. Ian Somerhalder Hand On Chin Extra
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    “Tell me how beautiful I am again.”

  36. Lake Bell Nipples Pregnant Belly Tight Pants Suit Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    Why is everybody pregnant? What the fuck? Hold on, this means her amazing tits are gonna get even bigger. Carry on.

  37. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    That ass is looking good. But she seems to get pregnant if a man breathes on her so, no thanks.

  38. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Balls Mcgee
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    she is always going to an ugly sweater party

  39. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
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    Stupid hat. Still would.

  40. Pope Francis Touching Baby
    Bob
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    This is what happens to Iggy Azalea when she goes crowd surfing as well.

  41. America Ferrera Cleavage Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    She looks great.

  42. Karrueche Tran Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    She fucked Chris Brown. That earns her a permanent spot on my shit list.

  43. Shayne Murphy Bria Murphy Extra
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    Not bad at all.

  44. Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Oversized Sweater Legs Short Shorts Wet Hair
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    Crazy, clingy bitch.

  45. Arianny Celeste Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    Hell yes.

  46. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    Yes. All day, every day.

  47. Taylor Swift Amazing Legs Knee High Socks Heels
    nadsak
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    I think she looks great; very tall and lean. Furthermore she can sing, if you listen to others live performance the backtrack is 99%.

  48. Ian Somerhalder Hand On Chin Extra
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    Not in picture: the world’s largest parakeet mirror.

  49. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    Her cranium is going to have a hand impression for the rest of her life.

  50. Weston Cage Pregnant Danielle Cage 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    “If it’s a boy, we’re calling him Damien. If it’s a girl, Rosemary.”

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