The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.24.14

April 24th, 2014 // 377 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one for the week as I take the reigns tomorrow while Fish embarks on his annual trek into the heart of dixie and no, that’s not why I have “dixie” written on all my underwear, that’s just a coincidence. Anyway, today we learned that Mike Myers is now using Donald Trump‘s barber, Lena Dunham just heard they’re doing reshoots of that scene at a pizza buffet, and Kellan Lutz is dead.

You don’t fuck with Khloe Kardashian like this and live to make more awful Hercules movies,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
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    Marge Simpson called. She wants her hat back.

  2. Joe Gorga Melissa Gorga Super Tan Dicks Sporting Goods We Could Be King Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    I have a feeling they’ve both played a few dick sports.

  3. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    She looks delicious

  4. Karrueche Tran Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
    Neil deGrasse Tyson
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    That belly button looks like a black hole forming
    with a 20-degree obliquity.

  5. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
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    Charter member of the Rumer Willis Bag-of-the-Month-Club.

  6. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Sad
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    What”s the opposite of an Easter egg?

  7. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    *sigh* That makes 11 bottles of 138 Water today, and I’m still a bloated pile of shit.

  8. Weston Cage Pregnant Danielle Cage 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    I was going to comment but the photo says it all

  9. Lake Bell Nipples Pregnant Belly Tight Pants Suit Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    Jesus Christ, ladies. It ain’t gonna fall off if you let it go for two seconds!

  10. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Face/Off 2: Faces of Death.

  11. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    I’m less concerned with His Holiness’ here than I am with the guy with the bowling-ball grip on his daughter.

  12. Weston Cage Pregnant Danielle Cage 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Ah yes… the miracle of life.

  13. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
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    Didn’t realize Jack Nicholson was returning the play the Joker again.

  14. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
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    When a shirt is right, it’s right.

  15. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    Qmak
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    “You’re in the carbohydrates baby….you’re gonna die!!!!”

  16. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
    emma watson's Vagina
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    from Charmed to undead Cora.amazing how her characters reflect her career status.

  17. Joe Gorga Melissa Gorga Super Tan Dicks Sporting Goods We Could Be King Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    They’ve either spray-tanned or walked too close behind a jet fighter.

  18. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
    Schadenfreude
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    Monkey-see, monkey not impressed.

  19. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
    meeps!
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    “Wait’ll they get a load of me.”

  20. Weston Cage Pregnant Danielle Cage 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    yourmom
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    Oh good, they got married. That will fix this train wreck.

  21. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
    Qmak
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    One displays a limited range of skills and emotions, typical of a primate. The other is a gorilla.

  22. Karrueche Tran Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    She looks like she survived the relationship with Chris Brown pretty well. It speaks to her ability to keep her hands up.

  23. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    Slowly, but surely on his way to truly become Fat Bastard.

  24. Carmen Electra Cleavage Rough Face 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    George P. Burdell
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    It looks like she is preparing to star in the Elvira biopic.

  25. Joe Gorga Melissa Gorga Super Tan Dicks Sporting Goods We Could Be King Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    Dirk Diggler
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    “All I’m saying is next time please spit on it “

  26. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    George P. Burdell
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    If Betty White were available they could remake the Golden Girls.

  27. Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Oversized Sweater Legs Short Shorts Wet Hair
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    She sucked in “Hop”.

    Ah, who am I kidding? The whole movie blew goats.

  28. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    George P. Burdell
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    Ha! Ha! I am still famous and a heterosexual.

  29. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
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    Getting better…

  30. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
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    Getting worse!

  31. Pope Francis Touching Baby
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a girl….do not want.

  32. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    Hurray!

  33. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    Bruce looks like he is giving up.

  34. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    George P. Burdell
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    Geppetto was granted his wish and Pinocchio became a real boy.

  35. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    Nice – but do you have any dressed in blue?

  36. Gwyneth Paltrow Chinese GOOP Promotion Twitter
    Spleen
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    Promoting goop seems about right for her.

  37. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
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    2 photos of Mike Myers today?

  38. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
    George P. Burdell
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    Fripples off. Frumpy clothes. Minimal make-up. Looks like she is going for an Oscar.

  39. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
    Spleen
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    I didn’t know hobo hats were cool now.

  40. Taylor Swift Amazing Legs Knee High Socks Heels
    cajunhawk
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    Those sticks are about to break off and jam up her ass…eat something wouldya!!!

  41. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
    Spleen
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    Yes.

  42. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
    John
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    starting to look like Shrek

  43. Shayne Murphy Bria Murphy Extra
    Cock Dr
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    It looks as though they have avidly absorbed the lessons of modern LA culture.

  44. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    The only thing more depressing than seeing sad, middle-aged Mike Myers is realizing you’re ALSO no longer a cocky young 20-something with your whole life ahead of you.

  45. Carmen Electra Cleavage Rough Face 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Oh no. This may be the photo that crosses the line.

  46. Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein Andy Dick 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    At least Doyle still has his dignity.

  47. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder how much an event has to shell out to book her appearance. 20K?

  48. Ian Somerhalder Hand On Chin Extra
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    Leering at the crotch of the guy behind you isn’t going to make those gay rumors go away, Ian.

  49. Taylor Swift Amazing Legs Knee High Socks Heels
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    She always has this sort of smirky smile on her face that leads you to believe she knows she’s the shit and can’t contain herself.

  50. Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein Andy Dick 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    I guess we can cross the walking dead off the list of things Andy hasn’t tried to fuck.

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