The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.24.14

April 24th, 2014 // 377 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one for the week as I take the reigns tomorrow while Fish embarks on his annual trek into the heart of dixie and no, that’s not why I have “dixie” written on all my underwear, that’s just a coincidence. Anyway, today we learned that Mike Myers is now using Donald Trump‘s barber, Lena Dunham just heard they’re doing reshoots of that scene at a pizza buffet, and Kellan Lutz is dead.

You don’t fuck with Khloe Kardashian like this and live to make more awful Hercules movies,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
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    Shame he didn’t get his arms ripped off.

  2. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    These “Golden Gods” must be made in Buddha’s image.

  3. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
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    “Oh no, the paparazzi, act casual!”

  4. Carmen Electra Cleavage Rough Face 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    showin’ some tread

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Chinese GOOP Promotion Twitter
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    looks like an ugly chick standing next to a picture of gwyneth paltrow

  6. Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein Andy Dick 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    obviously an A list only affair

  7. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
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    Coco grabbed another blade of dried grass, glancing over at the human beating his chest and howling. Sighing, she thought, “Another ignorant specist. I thought they said I was the more unevolved creature.” Resigned, she went back to attempting to solve the Jacobian conjecture she had written in the dirt, while Kellan Lutz doubled over in laughter at his own witty impression.

  8. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
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    Looks like his brain finally abandoned ship.

  9. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    screw Michael Jordan, this guy can palm a kid

  10. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
    hempvixen
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    She really does look like she smells terrible, dunno why

  11. Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Oversized Sweater Legs Short Shorts Wet Hair
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    Big sweater to keep in the crazy stink.

  12. Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein Andy Dick 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    “Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein?” I have some serious doubt that’s his birth given name.

  13. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
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    so hot

  14. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
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    ummmm…..ferget what i said previously

  15. Carmen Electra Cleavage Rough Face 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    creemygoodness
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    Looks like someone’s having a delayed reaction to the cheap latex used in Dave Navarro’s Boot Cut Condoms™

  16. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
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    ni·en·te
    nēˈentā/
    adverb & adjective
    1. (especially as a direction) with a soft sound or tone gradually fading to nothing.

    Kind of like her career.

  17. Joe Jonas Gay Friend
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    “Good buddy”

  18. Carmen Electra Cleavage Rough Face 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    Ronaldo
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    Yep….starting to show her age. Thats ok. Its life. I hope she does not start with the plastic surgery on the face.

  19. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    He’s aging pretty well…NOT!

  20. Shayne Murphy Bria Murphy Extra
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    God. Damn.

  21. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    The ’90′s called. They want their assholes back.

  22. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    “I thought you were dead?”
    “So did I”

  23. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    Ronaldo
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    One hides his baldness with a bandanna and hat, the other one with a wig.

  24. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    A little better looking from the front

  25. Lake Bell Nipples Pregnant Belly Tight Pants Suit Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    Ruined.

  26. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Star Magazine Hollywood Rocks
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    …her neck…

  27. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
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    “That thing had sex with Miley Cyrus? Better stay away…”

  28. Johnny Depp Torn Hat And Jeans We Are You Patch
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    He just check-mated Pharrell

  29. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
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    Why is Kellan Lutz teasing Khloe Kardashian?

  30. Jennifer Aniston Fat Weight Gain Fake Facial Scars Cake Set
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    I’ve seen enough set photos of Jen to know she wont be swallowing a hot dog in a black bra and pantie in this flick.

  31. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    MOLE… MOOOOOOOLE.. MOOOOOOOLLEEEEEE…. MOLE MOLE…

  32. Pope Francis Touching Baby
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    This one’s a little small. Throw it back.

  33. Rose McGowan Bad Facial Surgery Sundance Film Festival Press Breakfast
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    So apparently Carmen Sandiego was in a surgeon’s office this whole time.

  34. Joe Jonas Gay Friend
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    Wow, how about Gay and GAYER

  35. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Ronaldo
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    Short shorts? or they just seem that way?

  36. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
    Meshugga Tits
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    The Doublechin Twins.

  37. Shayne Murphy Bria Murphy Extra
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    Can’t wait for their sex tape…

  38. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
    Ronaldo
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    some have not evolve past primates.

  39. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Meshugga Tits
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    “…and your little dog too!”

  40. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
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    That chubby chick in the background is just waiting for her chance to pounce…

  41. Joe Jonas Gay Friend
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    Good buddy? Catcher? Bottom?

  42. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Wait.

    So is Nicolas Cage the Axl Rose of acting or is Axl Rose the Nicolas Cage of rock?

  43. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    Hands up if you legit thought this was the Lena Dunham pic.

  44. Kellan Lutz Beating His Chest At A Gorilla Bristol Zoo
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    Ah, the old alpha male/D-list celebrity juxtaposition.
    A classic.

  45. Carmen Electra Cleavage Rough Face 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    Remember folks, Dennis Rodman jizzed all over those.

    • Marketing Mike

      Rodman was 3 sets ago. This new tread has less than
      two years of wear, with a full road hazard warranty.

  46. America Ferrera Cleavage Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    If she was Ugly Betty, what the fuck are we supposed to call Lena Dunham?

  47. Mike Myers Shaggy Hair Vanity Fair Party Tribeca Film Festival
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    John McCain still looks like shit

  48. Axl Rose Nicolas Cage Shaking Hands 6th Annual Revolver Golden Gods Award Show
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    “As last year’s winner, I’m very proud to have the opportunity to present the ‘Hair Club for Men Customer of the Year Award’ to my friend, Nicolas Cage.”

  49. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    Over 40 with three kids? Not bad at all.

  50. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    It’s like someone tried to anthropomorphise a bowling pin.

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