The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.23.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a noticeably small collection, but it does have asses throughout, as well as a procession of asses at the end of it that starts great and ends terribly. You’re welcome. Oh, and this pic of Blake Lively’s cellulite, so I’m dead now. Fish killed me an hour ago, sorted my dismembered limbs, then bagged, boarded, and boxed them in a tidy temperature-controlled room.

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty