The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.21.11

April 21st, 2011 // 544 Comments

And welcome to the last The Crap We Missed until Monday starting with Scarlett Johansson who I’m just going to say had an abortion because saying she’s not wearing a weird shirt isn’t as sexy, Adam Lambert‘s evil twin Trebmal Mada, Heterosexual Financier, another Peter Dinklage photo that I swear to God I don’t laugh hysterically at every single time and Coco filming a reality show that’s strictly about her ass judging by how oppressively her breasts are covered up and this shot.


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  1. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    Tonight on Celebrity Geographic:

    An in depth look at the fascinating Jonas creature. The Jonas is a slim, highly feminine city species, that even at a stage of “manhood” appears infant like and female. They are known for their thick raven hair, dark vacant eyes, stunned expressions, and latent homosexuality. The Jonasi mating call is a high pitched squawking shriek that can often be heard in unison for hours at a time. The call is intended for other males, but has a strangely arousing affect on prepubescent females with low IQ’s. Due to it’s high frequency the sound can be defending and even deadly to most straight adults, it has also been known to cause violent rage in some cases.

    Here we see two Jonasi in their natural mating position, the older behind the younger.

  2. Adam Lambert
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    The meaning of the word “gay” has just been redefined.

  3. Peter Dinklage
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    Would he do lose his saddle?

  4. Queen Latifah
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    Oh that poor scooter.

  5. Vince Vaughn
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    Withdrawal from Aniston poontang is harsh.

  6. Martin Kove
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    Thats what happens when you use a power tool to wax on, wax off.

  7. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen
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    Well we know who lost the coin toss on who wears what.

  8. Coco
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    Call NASA! I got proof black holes do exist.

  9. Coco
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    Sorry girlfriend, miss that

  10. Captain Slappy

    I considered touching myself to Missus Johansson, until I remember she also inappropriately touched herself on the corpse of Sean Penn. I was under the presumption Mr. Penn had died some time ago, and what we are seeing now is simply a Hollywood Zombie resurrected off the magic of Chuckles the flying Sheen Warlock. Kind of like the corpse of Stalin, just without the hilarity and 7-Gram Viagra snorting.

  11. Adam Lambert
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    The fact that people are STILL debating his gayness further drowns my hopes for humanity.

  12. Queen Latifah
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    Props to her.

    That is all.

  13. Sophie Monk
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    Are her lips pressed against some glass window I can’t see?

  14. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen
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    One-facial expression ponies.

  15. Isaiah Mustafa
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    We could light the dark hemispheres with his teeth.

  16. Coco
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  17. Adam Lambert
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    What the super fuck is this?

  18. the captain

    ……………her mouth looks like an anus.

  19. Coco
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  20. Adam Lambert
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    Slowly completing his Azizification:
    (Sorry about that)
    (I’m also sorry I even KNEW about that)

  21. Audrina Patridge
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    Does anybody in Hollyweird even OWN a coffe boiler anymore?

  22. Peter Dinklage
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    Don’t dis, guys, this dude is great.
    Also, he’s gonna pull a Mononoke on that dog and chase your ass down.

  23. Queen Latifah
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    Ooooooh I totally want that ride!

  24. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    In that order.

  25. Isaiah Mustafa
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    I think and I think and I think and there’s just nothing mean I can say about this guy.

  26. Joe Francis
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    Dude, that BOGO sale was off the charts!

  27. Vince Vaughn
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    Whewww…I’ll never use an airplane bathroom again!

  28. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
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    Dude, I TOLD you I couldn’t keep you propped against the wall like that! Look, I pulled a muscle! Jerk.

  29. Tim

    Scarlett Johannsson is an ugly bint. I don’t get the hype. How can such an ugly woman be considered “hot” and “popular” ? I don’t get it.

  30. Scarlett Johansson
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    ah, so many jealous size 8+ women hating on the lovely Scarlett, because they know damn well, when their boyfriends are not in the mood to shag their flabby bodies, they close their eyes and dream of women like Scarlett.

  31. Cardinal Ximenez

    There is something about her… I just always get this mental image of her with a big herpes sore on her lip. She always looks like she’s trying to hide the herps when she smirks for a photo. She’ll always be one foot in the trailer court. Angelina Jolie gives me the same impression… big flu sack full of the herps.

    And to think, Sean Penn had his pecker in The CryptKeeper’s dusty snatch back in the late 80′s. God only knows what spores of satan have congealed on his devil stick.

  32. Marcellus Wallace

    I like to git sum whit wimen

  33. CHoc Donut

    Does this mean she had implants all those years ago in Lost in Translation where I could not stop drooling and groaning in the theater? Or did she just get older and work out so much she lost all her boobs? I dont think its likely. She must’ve been enhanced before Lost.

  34. Coco
    Bouncy Castle, London
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    Does that arse have it’s own zip code?

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