The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.21.11

April 21st, 2011 // 544 Comments

And welcome to the last The Crap We Missed until Monday starting with Scarlett Johansson who I’m just going to say had an abortion because saying she’s not wearing a weird shirt isn’t as sexy, Adam Lambert‘s evil twin Trebmal Mada, Heterosexual Financier, another Peter Dinklage photo that I swear to God I don’t laugh hysterically at every single time and Coco filming a reality show that’s strictly about her ass judging by how oppressively her breasts are covered up and this shot.

LET MY PEOPLE GO!

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    They had better do a follow up series detailing the birth defects suffered as a result of being drawn into Coco’s ass-gravity.

  2. Queen Latifah
    Commented on this photo:

    Nobody looks cool on a Vespa. You can only look gay, or fat. Case in point…

  3. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    If you listen closely, you can hear the fibers of her pants crying.

  4. Scarlett Johansson
    15piecesofflare
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s going to need more than an industrial strength girdle to pull this shit off past the age of 30. Just sayin’

  5. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    “Um, yeah, no. See, these are like, 90′s porno, and I need 80′s stripper-slash-call girl.”

  6. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do you think they got pictures of us touching winkies?”

  7. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    What better way to reduce a 5 inch heel down to 3?

  8. Adam Lambert
    testington
    Commented on this photo:

    he is a natural blond, so when you dye your hair, eyebrows and goatee you’re going to look like a freak show.

  9. Queen Latifah
    Meanie
    Commented on this photo:

    Not black enough…

  10. Scarlett Johansson
    Bringbackbabalu
    Commented on this photo:

    Who really cares, she would look fine if she gained like 30 pounds. She would be Christina Hendriks…ok, thats an insult to my sweet Scarjo but blah people on here insulting how ugly and fat everyone look is so pathetic. It would be funny if it had a pic of the poster after all your comments. Can almost guarantee that we would see a trend…

  11. Snoop Dogg
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    So to celebrate Hitler’s birthday, Snoop got out his personalized glass butt plug? That is straight up wrong dude…for shizzle.

  12. Alyssa Milano
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    She looks like she’s just eaten $4 worth of Taco Bell.

  13. Joe Francis
    fatguyinalittleshirt
    Commented on this photo:

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

  14. Coco
    Meanie
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s like a modern-day Mother Teresa. Except less hot.

  15. Martin Kove
    Commented on this photo:

    How embarrassing for him to wear his pirate outfit when it’s clearly cowboy day.

  16. Adam Lambert
    Commented on this photo:

    “I EXPECT YOU TO DIE MR. BOND!”

  17. Joe Francis
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    I guess he got used to not having any laces while he was in prison.

  18. Peter Dinklage
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am Dog-tor Evil and this is Mini-Me!”

  19. Joe Francis
    Commented on this photo:

    Mothers, lock up your slutty, famewhoring underage daughters, Joe Francis is out on the town.

  20. Robet Pattinson
    Unimate
    Commented on this photo:

    I seriously thought this was Bam Margera.

  21. Vince Vaughn
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s really lost a lot of weight. In his wrists.

  22. Queen Latifah
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    She is in danger of losing her lesbian accreditation because scooters are for pussies… No, wait…

  23. Robet Pattinson
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s contractually prohibited from exposing more than 5% of his skin to sunlight for more than 15 minutes a day

  24. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, excuse me. I need to tie the buckle on my platform sandals.

  25. Jimbob

    No implants=no interest

  26. Adam Lambert
    desabrey
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he’s trying to make his mouth look like a vagina.

  27. Sophie Monk
    Commented on this photo:

    So, the Cleo Bachelor Of The Year for 2011 is…a woman? Or does this Sopie dude just look really good in a dress?

  28. Robet Pattinson
    Star Droppings
    Commented on this photo:

    I love it when millionaires dress like regular guys who knock of 7-11′s for a living.

  29. Peter Dinklage
    desabrey
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fuck your Honda Civic, I’va horse outside.”

  30. Joe Jonas Nick Jonas
    Commented on this photo:

    sloppy, gay and stupid is no way to go through life son.

    paraphrased from Animal House.

  31. Mary-Kate Olsen Ashley Olsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Which is which? do we care yet?

  32. Queen Latifah
    desabrey
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! Urkel put on some weight!

  33. Audrina Patridge
    MeganMay
    Commented on this photo:

    Be thankful she’s covering it up; it’s probably as cavernous as her cleavage.

  34. Coco
    Hugh Gentry
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    now that’s an ass 5 men can grab onto!!!!

  35. Adam Lambert
    The Bargoyle
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, what the hell happened to Seth Green?

  36. Steven Van Zandt
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo Silvio…you get the money from those fanucks over in Joisey? Get in here and have some of my mommas gabbaganouche.

    that’s what every episode of Sopranos sounded like to me.

  37. Isaiah Mustafa
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    His name is Isaiah Mustafa? At least we know he’s going to smell nice during his randomly selected additional screening at the airport.

  38. Adam Lambert
    Commented on this photo:

    …when the “Twilight” vampires aren’t gay enough…

  39. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    this is just disturbing, weird and frankly defies logical explanation.

    coco has a tv show?

  40. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    I imagine this photo sums up both the plot and 99% of the content of her tv show.

  41. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    please stop it. I know where you’re going with this, and I want you to stop.

  42. Queen Latifah
    mangezmangez
    Commented on this photo:

    dike on bike

  43. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m warning you…stop it! don’t do it. just don’t.

  44. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    you bastard.

  45. Snoop Dogg
    mangezmangez
    Commented on this photo:

    Boobs? Snoop’s true object of desire is the classic penis pipe.

  46. Snoop Dogg
    Commented on this photo:

    Turns out that Snoop and Peter Dinklage are the same size.

  47. Alyssa Milano
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it without a seconds hesitation.

  48. Adam Lambert
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks so mismatched. His hair looks like a BP rig exploded in it, his eyebrows look like caterpillars, and his beard looks like it was made with one of those toys with the magnet and the metal shavings.

  49. Snoop Dogg
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t he on probation unil he dies as it is?

  50. Isaiah Mustafa
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    He must not have heard them whispering “but I swear he sounded white on the phone” as he left.

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