The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.21.11

April 21st, 2011 // 544 Comments

And welcome to the last The Crap We Missed until Monday starting with Scarlett Johansson who I’m just going to say had an abortion because saying she’s not wearing a weird shirt isn’t as sexy, Adam Lambert‘s evil twin Trebmal Mada, Heterosexual Financier, another Peter Dinklage photo that I swear to God I don’t laugh hysterically at every single time and Coco filming a reality show that’s strictly about her ass judging by how oppressively her breasts are covered up and this shot.

LET MY PEOPLE GO!

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Martin Kove
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    The fall from “supporting actor on Karate Kid and Rambo: First Blood Part II” down to “bit player at the local dinner theatre” at least hasn’t effected his hair.

  2. Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    The more clothes she wears, the less attractive I find this bitch.

  3. Peter Dinklage
    SuperT
    Commented on this photo:

    How convenient. If he walks too far and gets tired, the dog carries him home.

  4. Peter Dinklage
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, you made a mistake. Don’t you mean….

    Dog walking his Peter Dinklage in New York City. (April 20, 2011)

  5. Martin Kove
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    Put him in a body bag, he’s just about done.

  6. Coco
    renzomatic
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi, I’ll be starring in the next installment of “ass masterpiece” theatre!

  7. Adam Lambert
    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit that is scary.

  8. Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    So is this a seeing eye dog to look OVER things?

  9. Adam Lambert
    Commented on this photo:

    “Adam Lambert at the opening of Sister Act on Broadway in New York City. (April 20, 2011)”

    Obviously.

  10. Snoop Dogg
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeezus tap dancing christ.

  11. Peter Dinklage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Hank died years ago….

  12. Adam Lambert
    Sue
    Commented on this photo:

    Sphincter Sphinctoria

  13. Coco
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    If she bends over any further, it will be like that scene in Alien, where the Alien pops out of that guys stomach.

    It would actually explain a lot about why her body is the way it is.

  14. Queen Latifah
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me, or is that scooter crying out for help?

  15. Joe Francis
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like he just farted himself into the air

  16. Snoop Dogg
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: Miley Cyrus.

  17. Steven Van Zandt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, I’m here to audition for the Mexican maid going through chemo part? Stage 3c? Great, thanks.”

  18. Queen Latifah
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmmm?…

    Poncherrello riding a bicycle last week (looking like CHiPs – the gay edition) and fat ass Queen Latifa riding a scooter looking like she is CHiPs.

    There has to be a connection.

  19. Alyssa Milano
    Commented on this photo:

    Her publicist later replied that Ms. Milano is not pregnant, but rather the victim of an odd camera angle and swamp gas collected in a weather balloon.

  20. Vince Vaughn
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They get married, they have a kid, and the figure just goes all to hell.

  21. Adam Lambert
    gotmytanfromiran
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dooey, did you just grab my ass?”

  22. Martin Kove
    Commented on this photo:

    These NAMBLA event organizers are getting more and more brazen.

  23. Coco
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d partake in “dat ass”. I admit it.

  24. Martin Kove
    Commented on this photo:

    “After the Karate Kid ceased production…Martin Kove returned to his fry cook job at Arthur Treacher’s”.

  25. Joe Francis
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish this photo were snapped five second later when Paris Hilton jumped out of his mouth.

  26. Peter Dinklage
    fatguyinalittleshirt
    Commented on this photo:

    he’s still an angry little elf.

  27. Queen Latifah
    Commented on this photo:

    GARY COLEMAN IS ALIVE

  28. Adam Lambert
    OnTheRealThough
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl’s hair is thicker than her penis, I’m sure.

  29. Scarlett Johansson
    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    def. on my “please go away” list

  30. Robet Pattinson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t help but wonder if because of this guy & those vampire lame ass movies a whole generation of heterosexual women will be forever fixated on men with UK accents & smashed flat face syndrome.

  31. Vince Vaughn
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s been playing ‘just the tip’ with his bathroom scale.

  32. Coco
    mentok
    Commented on this photo:

    …well, I guess we’ve discovered how she feeds that ass.

  33. Queen Latifah
    Snoopy
    Commented on this photo:

    Kenan Thompson filming a digital short for Saturday Night Live. It probably won’t be funny.

  34. Robet Pattinson
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently his defense against Reese Witherspoon’s chin became permanent.

  35. Peter Dinklage
    tonybert
    Commented on this photo:

    Your title is wrong, I think you mean: Peter Dinklage’s dog is walking his master.

  36. Coco
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She squats well.

  37. Sophie Monk
    Snoopy
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would they bother photographing her from the front?

  38. Alyssa Milano
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    This is to inform you that we have been retained by Ms. Alyssa Milano to present her claim against you in the amount of $1,000,000 plus damages for invasion of privacy and the unauthorized use of her likeness…

  39. Adam Lambert
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what happens when you blow your clothes money on a haircut.

  40. Coco
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    For a big woman she seems very limber. I’ll bet that husband stretches her every which way & then some.

  41. Snoop Dogg
    Sue
    Commented on this photo:

    Two in the stink

  42. Audrina Patridge
    Commented on this photo:

    You’d think that someone who spends most of her time shoving her god awful boobjob in every camera lens she can find would be a little less modest.

  43. Snoop Dogg
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    Snoop smokes weed? I had no idea.

  44. Coco
    shandanger
    Commented on this photo:

    “There’s an entirely different universe beyond that black hole. A point where time and space as we know it no longer exists.”

  45. Sophie Monk
    Commented on this photo:

    If Sophie Turner is the finished product of scientists trying to build an Australian Barbie, this must be one it’s failed prototypes.

  46. Adam Lambert
    MDIZ
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a slightly Asian George Michaels. …. Only gayer.

  47. Joe Francis
    Jenny with a Y
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did somebody order a giant douche?!”

  48. Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    Either that dude is a midget, or that dog is the size of a pony!

    what? He IS a midget? ok then…uh…nice hair douche! hah! nailed it.

  49. Coco
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    My first guess was ‘charred elephant skull,’ but those are smaller.

  50. Scarlett Johansson
    direchef
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging from last weeks pictures she must have run 2000 miles nonstop to lose that hotdog belt she was wearing.

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