The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.2.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your last one for the week, because the grease from that Maitland Ward pic destroyed my keyboard we’re taking off tomorrow to celebrate the murder of God’s son. Go ahead, look it up, there’s nothing inaccurate about what I just wrote. So in the spirit of martyrdom, here’s a bunch of shit from the Furious 7 premiere as well as another Brett Ratner pic to commemorate the thousand brave shrimp who gave their lives so he could get hard in front of an aspiring actress/model. #NeverForget

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty