The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.19.12

April 19th, 2012 // 520 Comments

Q: Why is Kim Kardashian the lead shot? She’s a terrible person.
A: This post.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Josh Hutcherson making it exactly clear why Vanessa Hudgens broke up with him, Seal doing the exact opposite (Yes, I believe this was choreographed.), and we start a new game called ‘Who Looks More Dead?’ Round 1: Jack Black‘s soul vs. Shirley MacLaine.

Surprise winner! It’s Leelee Sobieski,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    You can put a label on it like ‘Fetal Alcohol Syndrome’, I prefer to think of them as goblins

  2. Mark Wahlberg Pain And Gain
    Johnny P!
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    He’s ‘Vulcan Mind-Melding’ all memories of him doing yoga in his undies out of that dude’s head.
    Too bad someone else took pictures of it, though…

  3. Seal Guitar Cock
    EricLr
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    You would think he would know better by now than to use a black background.

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Bonky
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    I am not liking the new look at all. In the past week her makeup has looked awful at every appearance she has made. I ‘m guessing she has a new stylist or something.

  5. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage US Hot Hollywood Party
    NoseRingGirl
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    saggy boob is saggy

  6. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Hair
    Johnny P!
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    Same freak, different day.

  7. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    Dick Hell
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    I’ll bet her shower is equipped with hot and cold running concealer.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    CK
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    What dooood said.

  9. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    EricLr
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    Wow, it’s just too bad she never had any kids with Jim Carrey. They would have come out of the womb *already* screaming crazy shit.

  10. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Wait till that builder stands up and sees what’s sticking out of his back.

  11. Julianne Hough Side Boob See Through Dress
    Johnny P!
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    Hide your dirty pillows, Carrie!

  12. Pussycat Dolls Laura Paula
    cc
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    The one on the right might have a nice behind. Well, that’s enough profound thought for one day.

  13. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    dooood
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    …was innocent, not a charge was true.
    and they say he ran away… Branded!!

  14. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    EricLr
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    He’s fighting off the ghost of Michael Jackson.

  15. Josh Hutcherson Pit Bull Puppy
    EricLr
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    Pretty bad when an animal that will eat its own puke is ashamed to be pictured with you.

  16. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    Other guests later wished they’d attended a “Forgettable Evening”.

  17. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    cc
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    That’s one fucked up looking lawn jockey.

  18. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    EricLr
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    I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay…

  19. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    catapostrophe
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    “Bzzzzzz! Bzzzzzz!”

  20. Jack Black Shirley MacLaine Bernie
    EricLr
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    Please be a zombie and please eat him.

  21. Mel B Butt Grab Tight Dress Stephen Belafonte
    Johnny P!
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    How can a “hand fulla nothin’ ” feel so semi-firm?

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow Legs Short Shorts Moccasins
    EricLr
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    Wow, she’s walking on concrete that hasn’t been pre-carpeted and strewn with rose petals. Must have been a pretty serious medical emergency.

  23. Gwyneth Paltrow Legs Short Shorts Moccasins
    catapostrophe
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    I don’t like her.

  24. Rita Wilson Cleavage
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    She’s had Tom Hanks’ cock in her mouth.

    Visualize.

  25. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    EricLr
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    This picture was snapped exactly one second before the photographer realized just how much danger he was in.

  26. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Smokey Robinson Human Nature Extra
    catapostrophe
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    If they ask, “Who? WHO??” Tell ‘em that it’s Human Nature.

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Hair
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    Kim Kardashian gets black microphones and I get this pathetic little white thing?

  28. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Hair
    EricLr
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    Will someone please turn that damn thing off? It’s creeping me out.

  29. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Batman
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    Honestly, this is crap that I didn’t miss.

  30. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    Rafto
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    Ghoul of my dreams

  31. Jack Black Shirley MacLaine Bernie
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    “It’s the world Death, they say I amn’t funny”
    “I’m on it, Jack”

  32. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    rosa
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    ”When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother what will I be, will I be pretty, will I be rich, here’s what she said to me: holly sh*t Justin, you can’t get any worse..”

  33. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    EricLr
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    For just pennies a day, you can help little Leelee.

  34. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    Johnny P!
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    “I lived with Jim Carrey for a few years! Yeahhhh… Jim Carrey. Did I mention I was married to Jim Carrey and lived with him for a few years? Yep! Jiiimmmm Carrey…”

  35. Hey, it's me bitches

    Pictures of her always make me have to pee

  36. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    I wear jeans and flannel whenever I can, but even I know that dress (switches to gay black voice) JUST ISNT WORKING, GIRLFRIENNND”

  37. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    Why can’t these young actresses leave well enough alone? I thought she looked fine with the ears God gave her.

  38. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    Deacon Jones
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    If I looked like that, I’d ask Johny Utah to ram my face into a running lawnmower.

  39. Alison Brie Butt Side Boob Tight Dress The Five-Year Engagement
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    Totally delicious. I’d feed Annie’s boobs a banana anytime.

  40. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    And it’s funny ‘cos his fans all wear braces

  41. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    She’s like ‘the poor man’s Chloe Sevigny’, except that Chloe Sevigny IS the ‘poor man’s Chloe Sevigny’. So…. I can’t quite place her…

  42. Gwyneth Paltrow Legs Short Shorts Moccasins
    Deacon Jones
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    Her knees look like someone held up two straws to a candle and started to melt them.

    • Hung Wang

      I had a crush on Gwyneth Paltrow and used to bang girls that looked like her. I don’t give a fuck what she does or how much everyone hates her, those legs still make my cock harder than chinese algebra.

  43. Mark Wahlberg Pain And Gain
    Deacon Jones
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    “Stuttering John, what did I tell you about not drinking before noon on set??”

  44. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
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    The kid’s got style. I mean, he just got buggered in the back on an SUV and his shoes are still glowing white . . .

  45. Pussycat Dolls Laura Paula
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    Looks like Amber Rose was on that Jennifer Hudson diet.

  46. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    You know what makes a kid autistic? When every porno they see reminds them of their mother.

  47. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    Rod Johnson
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    They say the only way to ride a Ducati is with no helmet and baby oil on your tires. That’s the one real men with big penises do it.

  48. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
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    Bahahahahahaha!!!

  49. Josh Hutcherson Pit Bull Puppy
    Captain Kirk First Class Oh Fuck It The Kid In This Picture Is A Fucking Spazz And I Can't Think Of A Funny Name
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    What a fucking dweeb.

  50. Jack Black Shirley MacLaine Bernie
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    He is also trying as hard as he can not to look at the skin below her neck.

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