Q: Why is Kim Kardashian the lead shot? She’s a terrible person.
A: This post.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Josh Hutcherson making it exactly clear why Vanessa Hudgens broke up with him, Seal doing the exact opposite (Yes, I believe this was choreographed.), and we start a new game called ‘Who Looks More Dead?’ Round 1: Jack Black‘s soul vs. Shirley MacLaine.
Surprise winner! It’s Leelee Sobieski,
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She’s got a Tori trench between those cans.
Riiiiiiight. Her son has autism because of the vaccinations.
Meow!
Good thing she is at a Cancer fund. Someone needs to check that mole on her tit.
“Nosferatus”
Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?
BRILLIANT! LOL!
Dorothy woulda been proud!
There is a man born to be on radio.
…fashion is so stupid
It’s Human Nature that you guys are all going bald.
Whatch you talkin about Willis?
Not quite ready for the “Big Boy” pants.
Sears has announced it will no longer be carrying the “Cee Lo Ctyle” line of mens clothing. A spokesman for the company said “We just couldn’t figure out who the target demographic was and how to market this stuff. We thought the Kardashian Kollection turned out badly, but this new line is really killing us”.
Pictures like this make me bolster my efforts to never let the sun touch my skin without sunblock 4700.
Oh,hi…Are you single?
Fact: animals help bring the autistic ‘out of their shells’.
You go, Josh!
Self loathing black woman
MOOO!!
Sort of like a mummified Kim Basinger, no?
Smokey is staring at her tits and body while the homos all want to try that dress on.
Amber Rose and Heidi Montag are the new Pussycat Dolls?
She is Officially a Has Been. Her time has expired. Only a new and improved sex tape with a woman can bring her back into the spotlight.
Wow! So much brilliant, brilliant, incredible, history-making talent crammed into such a small package.
How does God do it?!?
Everything on this woman is fake, including the lack of moustache.
Jack wins…he looks considerably less dead.
don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby!
you said you’d be comin back this way again baby!
baby baby baby baby oh baby!
i love you!
Someone brought a bowling ball.
Hooray! They finally dropped.
Don’t leave mad, just leave.
I would
She loves showing off her little hot body and no one is complaining about it.
What a total failure.
i don’t give a fuck. i’d marry her.
and i think marriage is 100% bullshit.
Obviously, she heard you say that.
I wonder if all that orange rubs off onto you during sex ?
Dobby?!?
This guy…..
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the world needs more see thru clothing
Last time i seen that many wrinkles was when the dog knocked over my dirty clothes hamper.. sheesh!!
At first glance of your post, I said “Bang on!”. I thought you wrote “little turtle head” to describe the Fossil with makeup in this picture.
Shirley: “After a long, storied career on both stage and in film, and as an Academy Award winner, I though it would be fun to act in what the kids call an ‘Indie’ film.”
Jack: (please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…)
She prefers that you refer to her as “The Actress Rita Wilson”.
fuck the bald eagle.
the side boob should be the symbol of our nation
The hottest woman around!
As much as I hate to admit it, I am pretty sure this kid is playing people like crazy and knows full well how crappy his music is and douchey he looks. He’s milking it for all he can.
I guess when she comes on set all those headsets start crackling…..Bitch is in da house.
You know he’s hip…he’s got that wallet-on-a-chain going on.
Not too many woman have leveraged a Playboy shoot the way she has. Is that amazing or depressing?
Back up two slides. Suddenly Rita Wilson looks pretty good.
Yeah, her pockets do look retarded sticking out of her rolled-up shorts, but the are made out of 100% free-range, grain-fed organic yak fur lovingly washed in glacier run-off water by non-child-labour children who are well paid and get therapeutic massages with essential oils three times a day.
So who’s laughing now?
The Invisible Man lands a solid right hook.
Not pictured: Usher in the back seat with a sleepy smile.
“He’s banging Charlize now?! But he told me short was sexy!”
Who Josh Hutcherson is?
Peeta from “The Hunger Games”. And he was in “Zathura”.
There’s a character called peeta? Does he bitch when the other guys have to hunt for food?