The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.19.12

April 19th, 2012 // 520 Comments

Q: Why is Kim Kardashian the lead shot? She’s a terrible person.
A: This post.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Josh Hutcherson making it exactly clear why Vanessa Hudgens broke up with him, Seal doing the exact opposite (Yes, I believe this was choreographed.), and we start a new game called ‘Who Looks More Dead?’ Round 1: Jack Black‘s soul vs. Shirley MacLaine.

Surprise winner! It’s Leelee Sobieski,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    She’s got a Tori trench between those cans.

  2. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    Bill Loney
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    Riiiiiiight. Her son has autism because of the vaccinations.

  3. Pussycat Dolls Laura Paula
    Cock Dr
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    Meow!

  4. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    stacy
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    Good thing she is at a Cancer fund. Someone needs to check that mole on her tit.

  5. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    Stranz
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    “Nosferatus”

  6. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage US Hot Hollywood Party
    Jill_Ess
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    Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?

  7. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    stacy
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    There is a man born to be on radio.

  8. Pussycat Dolls Laura Paula
    dooood
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    …fashion is so stupid

  9. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Smokey Robinson Human Nature Extra
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    It’s Human Nature that you guys are all going bald.

  10. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    Bill Loney
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    Whatch you talkin about Willis?

  11. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    Johnny P!
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    Not quite ready for the “Big Boy” pants.

  12. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    Bonky
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    Sears has announced it will no longer be carrying the “Cee Lo Ctyle” line of mens clothing. A spokesman for the company said “We just couldn’t figure out who the target demographic was and how to market this stuff. We thought the Kardashian Kollection turned out badly, but this new line is really killing us”.

  13. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Pictures like this make me bolster my efforts to never let the sun touch my skin without sunblock 4700.

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    stacy
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    Oh,hi…Are you single?

  15. Josh Hutcherson Pit Bull Puppy
    Johnny P!
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    Fact: animals help bring the autistic ‘out of their shells’.
    You go, Josh!

  16. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Hair
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    Self loathing black woman

  17. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    dooood
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    MOOO!!

  18. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Sort of like a mummified Kim Basinger, no?

  19. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Smokey Robinson Human Nature Extra
    stacy
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    Smokey is staring at her tits and body while the homos all want to try that dress on.

  20. Pussycat Dolls Laura Paula
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    Amber Rose and Heidi Montag are the new Pussycat Dolls?

  21. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage
    stacy
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    She is Officially a Has Been. Her time has expired. Only a new and improved sex tape with a woman can bring her back into the spotlight.

  22. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    Johnny P!
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    Wow! So much brilliant, brilliant, incredible, history-making talent crammed into such a small package.
    How does God do it?!?

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Everything on this woman is fake, including the lack of moustache.

  24. Jack Black Shirley MacLaine Bernie
    Cock Dr
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    Jack wins…he looks considerably less dead.

  25. Mark Wahlberg Pain And Gain
    dooood
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    don’t you remember you told me you loved me baby!
    you said you’d be comin back this way again baby!
    baby baby baby baby oh baby!
    i love you!

  26. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    tits mcgee
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    Someone brought a bowling ball.

  27. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
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    Hooray! They finally dropped.

  28. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
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    Don’t leave mad, just leave.

  29. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    __________________--------_____________________--------------
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    I would

  30. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage See Through Dress
    stacy
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    She loves showing off her little hot body and no one is complaining about it.

  31. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Hair
    stacy
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    What a total failure.

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    dooood
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    i don’t give a fuck. i’d marry her.
    and i think marriage is 100% bullshit.

  33. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage US Hot Hollywood Party
    Bonky
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    I wonder if all that orange rubs off onto you during sex ?

  34. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
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    Dobby?!?

  35. Adrienne Bailon Cleavage See Through Dress
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    the world needs more see thru clothing

  36. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    little turtle head
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    Last time i seen that many wrinkles was when the dog knocked over my dirty clothes hamper.. sheesh!!

    • King Diamond

      At first glance of your post, I said “Bang on!”. I thought you wrote “little turtle head” to describe the Fossil with makeup in this picture.

  37. Jack Black Shirley MacLaine Bernie
    Johnny P!
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    Shirley: “After a long, storied career on both stage and in film, and as an Academy Award winner, I though it would be fun to act in what the kids call an ‘Indie’ film.”
    Jack: (please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…please let this make everyone forget Gulliver’s Travels…)

  38. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    Urbanspaceman
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    She prefers that you refer to her as “The Actress Rita Wilson”.

  39. Julianne Hough Side Boob See Through Dress
    dooood
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    fuck the bald eagle.
    the side boob should be the symbol of our nation

  40. Julianne Hough Side Boob See Through Dress
    LegMan
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    The hottest woman around!

  41. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
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    As much as I hate to admit it, I am pretty sure this kid is playing people like crazy and knows full well how crappy his music is and douchey he looks. He’s milking it for all he can.

  42. Jennifer Lopez Tight Dress American Idol
    Cock Dr
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    I guess when she comes on set all those headsets start crackling…..Bitch is in da house.

  43. Seal Guitar Cock
    cc
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    You know he’s hip…he’s got that wallet-on-a-chain going on.

  44. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    cc
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    Not too many woman have leveraged a Playboy shoot the way she has. Is that amazing or depressing?

  45. Jack Black Shirley MacLaine Bernie
    Dick Hell
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    Back up two slides. Suddenly Rita Wilson looks pretty good.

  46. Gwyneth Paltrow Legs Short Shorts Moccasins
    Johnny P!
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    Yeah, her pockets do look retarded sticking out of her rolled-up shorts, but the are made out of 100% free-range, grain-fed organic yak fur lovingly washed in glacier run-off water by non-child-labour children who are well paid and get therapeutic massages with essential oils three times a day.
    So who’s laughing now?

  47. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    catapostrophe
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    The Invisible Man lands a solid right hook.

  48. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    CK
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    Not pictured: Usher in the back seat with a sleepy smile.

  49. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    Patrick
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    “He’s banging Charlize now?! But he told me short was sexy!”

  50. Josh Hutcherson Pit Bull Puppy
    catapostrophe
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    Who Josh Hutcherson is?

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