The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.19.12

April 19th, 2012 // 520 Comments

Q: Why is Kim Kardashian the lead shot? She’s a terrible person.
A: This post.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Josh Hutcherson making it exactly clear why Vanessa Hudgens broke up with him, Seal doing the exact opposite (Yes, I believe this was choreographed.), and we start a new game called ‘Who Looks More Dead?’ Round 1: Jack Black‘s soul vs. Shirley MacLaine.

Surprise winner! It’s Leelee Sobieski,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    JC
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    Fun fact: The silver scales are her real skin.

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Smokey Robinson Human Nature Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The only one interested in the goods is the old black guy. The guy with the mic just asked where Slater was.

  3. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    diego
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    Batshit. Crazy.

  4. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    amir
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    He’s starting to look like John Mayer…

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    I’m trying to imagine her eyes and boobs switching places. It’s kind of nice.

  6. Jennifer Lopez Tight Dress American Idol
    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    Battlefield Earth: The Musical
    Brought to you by the Greater Los Angeles Church of Scientology

  7. Alison Brie Butt Side Boob Tight Dress The Five-Year Engagement
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Yum. She needs to be on more shows… what shit is Tyler Perry putting together now?

  8. Seal Guitar Cock
    Commented on this photo:

    Big. Guitar. Boner.

    • Peed In Your Drink

      Grasped by another man’s hand, no less. That’s okay, just don’t touch his antique cameras.

  9. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    amir
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    Why?

  10. Seal Guitar Cock
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    Hate it when there are strings attached…

  11. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
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    Pull up those pants! *old man cough* Kids these days.

  12. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    Paddy McC
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    The pop star quickly pulled his pants back up and ran out of the dealership, embarrassed and disappointed to find out “crotch rocket” is just a fast motorcycle.

  13. Pussycat Dolls Laura Paula
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of medical miracle could have sucked the fat out of Amber Rose?

  14. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Blonde Hair
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Inflatable sex dolls aren’t very realistic, are they?

  15. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    She’s really got that trendy “grandma alien lesbian” style nailed down.

  16. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    The Pope
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    Still laughing at farts.

    Me too.

  17. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    MisterSuccint
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    Too soon for a “Lord of the Rings” remake?

  18. Mark Wahlberg Pain And Gain
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    Go in 90%….

  19. Gwyneth Paltrow Legs Short Shorts Moccasins
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    It must be just a trick of the light, but her left knee looks ….wrong.

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me for ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING else.”

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Show us your udders.
    Oh wait, she’s already done that, and then some.

  22. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    Frank Burns
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    “I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay, I sleep all night and I work all day . . . “

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    Sure she looks ok in the daylight but if you see that at 3:00 standing over your bed, you bet your ass you’re reaching for a gun…or a cupcake…

  24. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Lemme jus tex Manda Byne whi I back up

  25. Seal Guitar Cock
    Commented on this photo:

    He just might have one-upped Jimi Hendrix in the “Strat-as-a-phallus” sweepstakes.

  26. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    freedom
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t be prejudiced against the old boobs. They require some superstructure, perhaps, but these titties rock!

  27. Seal Guitar Cock
    Cock Dr
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    You can see why this caught Photo Boy’s attention.

  28. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Someone was just at the Bea Arthur estate sale.

  29. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    Bonky
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    She’s an obnoxious, disgusting frat boy in the body of a smoking hot babe.

  30. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage US Hot Hollywood Party
    MisterSuccint
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    It’s just a little too soon to be wrapping her up in a shower curtain.

  31. Julianne Hough Side Boob See Through Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Dick Clark is probably more into this today than Ryan Seacrest.

  32. Pussycat Dolls Laura Paula
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    I’m sure that both of these beautiful women are accomplished musicians who have complex knowledge of chord theory and harmony. You can tell by just looking at them.

  33. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s definitely mad.

  34. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    freedom
    Commented on this photo:

    Edward Cullen, I’d like to introduce you to Bea Arthur.

  35. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    Bonky
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    “Man, how the fuck do these rappers walk in this shit ? This is killing my balls !”

  36. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    LilBee
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    Ha! I knew you could tell when a woman’s doing Kegels

  37. Rita Wilson Cleavage
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    “Hey Rita! Show us your boobs!”–No One.

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    stacy
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    Just how much does the Kardashians pay this site to keep putting their pictures here?

    • FDrBn

      That’s what I would like to know! I swear they would just go away if sites like these wouldn’t continually publish pictures of this useless family and their whore queen. I petition we ask they stop posting pics just like they stopped with Speidi (thank god that fiasco is over)!

  39. Cee Lo Green Flannel Shirt Shorts Socks And Sandals
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Life’s a game and I just found an Easter egg

  40. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage US Hot Hollywood Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    They mean “Hot” as in temperature?

    Geez… don’t these tanning booths come with warnings that say, “When you’re blacker than Beyonce, GTFO”?

  41. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    Cock Dr
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    Dingbatus Americanus var. “Blonde”

  42. Julianne Hough Side Boob See Through Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideboooooooooooooooob

  43. Leelee Sobieski The Five-Year Engagement Premiere
    Chris
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    Going for the BatBoy look.

  44. Mel B Butt Grab Tight Dress Stephen Belafonte
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    Well, hey, can you blame the guy?

  45. Rita Wilson Cleavage
    Bonky
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    Next time they should soak her a little longer before she goes out in public.

  46. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes
    Jill
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    Uh oh, looks like someone spotted a vaccination.

  47. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    Cock Dr
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    Poor little gal has a case of crotch crickets.

  48. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    she is experiencing an aftershock orgasm from giant sex

  49. Justin Bieber Sagging Jeans White Hightops
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one way to sell a rich kid a car. Give him a blow job in one of them.

    • DusktillDawn

      A Ducati is a MOTOR CYCLE! How do give a goddamn bj in one? Apart from that, his manager has just bought him a hybrid car. Well, maybe he got that bj after all…

  50. Mark Wahlberg Pain And Gain
    KimmyGabbler
    Commented on this photo:

    “WHADDYA MEAN YAH DIDN’T SAY HI TO YA MUTHAH FOAH ME?!”

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