Q: Why is Kim Kardashian the lead shot? She’s a terrible person.
A: This post.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Josh Hutcherson making it exactly clear why Vanessa Hudgens broke up with him, Seal doing the exact opposite (Yes, I believe this was choreographed.), and we start a new game called ‘Who Looks More Dead?’ Round 1: Jack Black‘s soul vs. Shirley MacLaine.
Surprise winner! It’s Leelee Sobieski,
- Photo Boy
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Fun fact: The silver scales are her real skin.
Doctors refer to that skin malady as “urinal cake.”
The only one interested in the goods is the old black guy. The guy with the mic just asked where Slater was.
Batshit. Crazy.
True, but at least she has the good sense to cover her forehead.
He’s starting to look like John Mayer…
I’m trying to imagine her eyes and boobs switching places. It’s kind of nice.
Battlefield Earth: The Musical
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Each strap holds the soul of a Thetan.
Yum. She needs to be on more shows… what shit is Tyler Perry putting together now?
Big. Guitar. Boner.
Grasped by another man’s hand, no less. That’s okay, just don’t touch his antique cameras.
Why?
Hate it when there are strings attached…
Pull up those pants! *old man cough* Kids these days.
The pop star quickly pulled his pants back up and ran out of the dealership, embarrassed and disappointed to find out “crotch rocket” is just a fast motorcycle.
What kind of medical miracle could have sucked the fat out of Amber Rose?
Inflatable sex dolls aren’t very realistic, are they?
Not this one.
She’s really got that trendy “grandma alien lesbian” style nailed down.
Still laughing at farts.
Me too.
Too soon for a “Lord of the Rings” remake?
Go in 90%….
It must be just a trick of the light, but her left knee looks ….wrong.
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me for ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING else.”
Amen, Bonky, amen.
Show us your udders.
Oh wait, she’s already done that, and then some.
What happened to MOO?
“I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay, I sleep all night and I work all day . . . “
You have ruined Monty Python for me
Sure she looks ok in the daylight but if you see that at 3:00 standing over your bed, you bet your ass you’re reaching for a gun…or a cupcake…
If I saw her over my bed I would be the happiest guy alive.
Lemme jus tex Manda Byne whi I back up
He just might have one-upped Jimi Hendrix in the “Strat-as-a-phallus” sweepstakes.
Not a chance. Hendrix was the man and Fender was the dick! The chicks in the audience used to go apeshit when he humped his ax.
Don’t be prejudiced against the old boobs. They require some superstructure, perhaps, but these titties rock!
Lights off, never tell your friends.
You can see why this caught Photo Boy’s attention.
Someone was just at the Bea Arthur estate sale.
She’s an obnoxious, disgusting frat boy in the body of a smoking hot babe.
It’s just a little too soon to be wrapping her up in a shower curtain.
Dick Clark is probably more into this today than Ryan Seacrest.
I’m sure that both of these beautiful women are accomplished musicians who have complex knowledge of chord theory and harmony. You can tell by just looking at them.
She’s definitely mad.
Edward Cullen, I’d like to introduce you to Bea Arthur.
“Man, how the fuck do these rappers walk in this shit ? This is killing my balls !”
Ha! I knew you could tell when a woman’s doing Kegels
“Hey Rita! Show us your boobs!”–No One.
Just how much does the Kardashians pay this site to keep putting their pictures here?
That’s what I would like to know! I swear they would just go away if sites like these wouldn’t continually publish pictures of this useless family and their whore queen. I petition we ask they stop posting pics just like they stopped with Speidi (thank god that fiasco is over)!
Life’s a game and I just found an Easter egg
They mean “Hot” as in temperature?
Geez… don’t these tanning booths come with warnings that say, “When you’re blacker than Beyonce, GTFO”?
Dingbatus Americanus var. “Blonde”
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideboooooooooooooooob
Going for the BatBoy look.
All she needs is the scream and she’s nailed it.
Well, hey, can you blame the guy?
Next time they should soak her a little longer before she goes out in public.
Uh oh, looks like someone spotted a vaccination.
Poor little gal has a case of crotch crickets.
she is experiencing an aftershock orgasm from giant sex
That is one way to sell a rich kid a car. Give him a blow job in one of them.
A Ducati is a MOTOR CYCLE! How do give a goddamn bj in one? Apart from that, his manager has just bought him a hybrid car. Well, maybe he got that bj after all…
“WHADDYA MEAN YAH DIDN’T SAY HI TO YA MUTHAH FOAH ME?!”