The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.17.14

April 17th, 2014 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your final installment for the week as Fish and I take pause tomorrow to call our dads and thank them for not making us die an excruciating death so that you all can live your lives like giant assholes, ignore everything we taught you, but promise real hard that you love us, so you can come live in our kickass tree fort when you die. Seriously dad, thanks for not doing that, I mean, you’d have to be a real sadist to pull some shit like that on your own kid.

So enjoy Michael Douglas getting photobombed, Jon Hamm and the easiest ‘objects may be larger than they appear’ joke opportunity ever, and the tremendous run of random butts starting here that I shoved into this thing because resurrecting boners is a passion I take seriously.

Happy Easter,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Paul Stanley Airbrushed Face On Book Cover Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I can only imagine how bad Angela and Mona look now.

  2. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    MarketingMike
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    Seriously, two of these?

  3. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
    waynemoores
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    Astonishing…perfection…what orbs…sigh

  4. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
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    My all time hottest chick for the foreseeable future.

  5. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
    MarketingMike
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    I guess the trade-off for having a normal jaw line,
    was satanic eyebrows and vacant eyes.

  6. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
    MarketingMike
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    Compared to Bieber, Joffrey was a pretty decent guy.
    The end is near and pleather pants won’t save him.

  7. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    She’s one of those chicks who don’t get bigger boobs from getting fat.

  8. Savannah Guthrie Pregnant Belly Hollywood Reporter 35 Most Powerful People In Media Celebration
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    Um…who????

  9. Hilary Duff Nipples
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    She’s average, if she wasn’t a celebrity, I doubt there’d be this much fuss.

  10. Aaron Carter Crazy Meth Face A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    waynemoores
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    I thought that was Jim Carry running for his life from that nut job MacCarthy.

  11. Vivica A Fox Butt Tight Jeans Guy Checking Out Ass Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    Wait!! That show’s still on?? Wait!! She’s still a celebrity??

  12. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Too much material, not enough booty.

  13. Hilary Duff Nipples
    MarketingMike
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    I don’t know that I’d want to marry her…
    But I’d love to propose to her 3 nights a week.

  14. Alessia Tedeschi Butt Bikini
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    More of this please.

  15. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
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    In my neck of the woods that is called a punk.

  16. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    For all the fakes out there take a look at the real deal.

  17. Jennifer Lopez Huge Ass Leather Dress American Idol Set
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    Tick Tock, Goes the clock, and what then shall we see?

  18. Jeffrey Jones Fat Sweaty
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    “Hey! It’s cool…Bryan Singer invited me.”

  19. Tracy Morgan Fat Belly Lifting Shirt Up 92Y Talks Tracy Morgan In Conversation With Hannibal Buress
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    “I’m carrying Alec Baldwin’s love child!”

  20. Prince William Kate Middleton Watching Students Spar Royal New Zealand Police College Visit
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    “This is how we decide who gets the good parking spaces.”

  21. LA Mayor Eric Garcetti Jay Z Labor Day Music Festival Announcement
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    What does Jay Z have to do with music? *confused*

  22. Aaron Paul Lauren Parsekian Hipster Clothes Chateau Marmont
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    “Lauren, why does Aaron keep calling me bitch?”

  23. Vivica A Fox Butt Tight Jeans Guy Checking Out Ass Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    He’s got his camera out to take a picture of that ass or to text his friends about that ass.

  24. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
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    Oh oh, somebody’s been reading the comments section in TCWM.

  25. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
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    Gee, the Baby Gap is getting pretty edgy.

  26. Jeffrey Jones Fat Sweaty
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    Now where did that girl with the dragon tattoo go? Ah, fuck it, she’s too old anyways.

  27. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson In Backseat Chateau Marmont
    oldfool
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    Chateau Marmont? THAT explains the weight loss.

  28. Hilary Duff Nipples
    goodwolfe21
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    There is definitely something about Hilary …..though she did seem to go a little overboard on the necklaces…

    ..btw, any chance of changing that damn Seth Rogan/James Franco “Kimye tribute” video…the first hundred times were ok, but I’m starting to hate it more than the original…and that’s something!..

  29. Jake Busey Open Mouth A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    oldfool
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    You never go full Busey!

  30. Michael Douglas Photobombed By Kids Action For Disarmament 10 Things You Can Do Book Launch United Nations
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    “We’re here to congratulate this young man on his internship with Bryan Singer.”

  31. Alessia Tedeschi Butt Bikini
    oldfool
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    Time for Bunga Bunga.

  32. Aaron Carter Crazy Meth Face A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    “I’m broke and living with my parents…Rawr!”

  33. Tracy Morgan Fat Belly Lifting Shirt Up 92Y Talks Tracy Morgan In Conversation With Hannibal Buress
    Ken
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    *Say something positive, say something positive, say something positive*….
    Uh, dark fat isn’t as disgusting as pale fat?

  34. Michael K Williams Hipster Clothes Time Is Illmatic Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Black is not only slimming, its disappearing.

  35. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
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    I can’t really fap off to that , Ive tried and tried it is impossible to even throw one out.

  36. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    Ken
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    Re: The Tracy Morgan pic-
    I stand corrected.

  37. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
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    I am getting so tired of looking at “shit in his diapers”, someone please edge him out with a escalade , a school bus, what ever you can get.

  38. Michael Douglas Photobombed By Kids Action For Disarmament 10 Things You Can Do Book Launch United Nations
    Mike Hockhurtz
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    Why does the black dude behind Alfred E. Newman have a white hand?

  39. Jon Hamm Checking Himself Out In Side Mirror New York International Auto Show
    CK
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    But can the car handle HIS stick?

  40. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    CK
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    “But Taylor Swift pulls it off!!!”

  41. Jake Busey Open Mouth A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    All the stars came out for this premiere, apparently.

  42. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    BlackManUSA
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    Bruce Jenner saw this and said, “No. being a man isn’t so bad…”

  43. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
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    If your dad’s genes did this to you, you would look pissed off too.

  44. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
    dick thunder
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    help me out here.. all Kardasians look the same from behind.

  45. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
    dick thunder
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    HTF Lena dunham pic end up on this pic?

  46. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Where most people feel shame over bodies FAR better than hers, she seems determined to punish everyone with her frump.

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    It’s gotta sting that mom married you off and then put you out to pasture so she could focus on exploiting your barely legal sisters.

  48. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson In Backseat Chateau Marmont
    Derp
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    “Seriously, not joking now…is it tuna or chicken?”

  49. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Not Traditionally Attractive
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    Isn’t that the boy who makes out with Bar Refaeli in the Super Bowl commercial?

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