The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.17.14

April 17th, 2014 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your final installment for the week as Fish and I take pause tomorrow to call our dads and thank them for not making us die an excruciating death so that you all can live your lives like giant assholes, ignore everything we taught you, but promise real hard that you love us, so you can come live in our kickass tree fort when you die. Seriously dad, thanks for not doing that, I mean, you’d have to be a real sadist to pull some shit like that on your own kid.

So enjoy Michael Douglas getting photobombed, Jon Hamm and the easiest ‘objects may be larger than they appear’ joke opportunity ever, and the tremendous run of random butts starting here that I shoved into this thing because resurrecting boners is a passion I take seriously.

Happy Easter,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince William Kate Middleton Watching Students Spar Royal New Zealand Police College Visit
    JimBB
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    We used to use an Irishman, your majesty. But the bloody courts make us use these padded bags now instead.

  2. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    She’s missing her long jacket.

  3. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    IT’S BUTTZILLA!!!

    RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

  4. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
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    I don’t know the exact the genetic mutation, but Bruce Willis has it.

  5. Tracy Morgan Fat Belly Lifting Shirt Up 92Y Talks Tracy Morgan In Conversation With Hannibal Buress
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    Remember how it got really old every time Jimmy Walker would say “Dyn-o-mite” at every public appearance. Yeah, like that.

  6. Julianne Hough Midriff Pajama Pants
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    She might just have a part in the next X-Men movie.

  7. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Damn, her breasts are a thing of beauty.

  8. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    If she trips and falls ass backwards, the resulting tidal wave will wipe out The Florida Keys.

  9. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson In Backseat Chateau Marmont
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    The look of true love. At least we know what part of her weight loss regimen is, cocaine.

  10. Paul Stanley Airbrushed Face On Book Cover Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    I used to think that KISS’ make-up was simply to compensate for their lack of musical talent. Now I realize that it was a godsend.

  11. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    What the fuck did we do to deserve this?

  12. Julianne Hough Midriff Pajama Pants
    Tom
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    The 1980s called, they want to do you.

  13. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Seriously dude, fuck you, this is cruel and unusual punishment.

  14. Aaron Carter Crazy Meth Face A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    Was Richard Greico too busy to attend this event?

  15. Hilary Duff Nipples
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    She’s gotta stay trim as TVLand has just picked up her new series for the fall: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3092224/hilary-duff-sutton-foster-younger/

  16. Aaron Paul Lauren Parsekian Hipster Clothes Chateau Marmont
    JimBB
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    And here at the Chateau Marmont, we always provide our guests with a complimentary Olsen–to help cover up any unpleasant overdoses.

  17. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
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    Leather pants…that don’t fit, and a douchebag scarf, but not just any douchebag scarf, one that looks like a Bloods bandana. If the Bloods have any self respect and still want to be taken seriously as a gang, they need to do a drive-by on this asshole ASAP.

  18. Irina Shayk Swimsuit Instagram
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    This almost makes up for Lena Dunham, almost.

  19. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    JimBB
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    I liked the Godzilla with Matthew Broderick better.

  20. Hilary Duff Nipples
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    Would not mind being Duffman right now.

  21. Jon Hamm Checking Himself Out In Side Mirror New York International Auto Show
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    “My Hammbone is not pleased”

  22. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson In Backseat Chateau Marmont
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    Looks like she keeps her junk in the backseat.

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    Doesn’t she have a baby some where?

  24. Julianne Hough Midriff Pajama Pants
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    Still hot enough with a rocking body that that haircut is passable. She is single, no kids and lives in snow free LA, why exactly does she need a giant SUV again?

  25. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Yep, her neck is definitely getting sore at this point.

  26. Francia Raisa Huge Ass Tight Jeans 1OAK Nightclub
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    She’s smiling as though we’re excited about that stubby fat ass.

  27. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
    JimBB
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    He’s been crying ever since his driver accidentally called him “white.”

  28. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
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    two words: coke nail

  29. Kirsty Hill Cleavage Nipples A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    I think the expressions on Gabriel Iglesias and Jamie Pressly’s faces speak for all of us.

  30. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Posting that was truly a hate crime, PB.

  31. Michael K Williams Hipster Clothes Time Is Illmatic Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Yeah, still gay, although I would like to believe that gay men have better taste than this.

  32. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    “Rather be crucify.” – Jesus… and pretty much the rest of us.

  33. Kat Graham Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Suspenders Henna Tattoo
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    I don’t know what the fuck she is wearing but someone should tell her it is not doing a good job covering up her cellulite.

  34. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Blue is now my favorite color, it is no longer forest green. Burnt sienna could always make a comeback, though.

  35. Tracy Morgan Fat Belly Lifting Shirt Up 92Y Talks Tracy Morgan In Conversation With Hannibal Buress
    Chaz
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    Beetlejuice would be nothing without Howard Stern.

  36. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Photo Boy doesn’t like us any more.

  37. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson In Backseat Chateau Marmont
    Swearin
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    She’s going to eat him, isn’t she? In a non-sexual way.

  38. Kate Upton Butt Tight Jeans
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    Not much to see here.

  39. Aaron Carter Crazy Meth Face A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    Alternate caption – “Justin Bieber at the premiere of ‘A Haunted House 4′ in East St. Louis. (April 16, 2016)”

  40. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
    Swearin
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    Are the Crips still operating in Los Angeles? Can we arrange a meeting for him, dressed just like this?

  41. Jennifer Lopez Huge Ass Leather Dress American Idol Set
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    Photo Boy wasn’t lying about the butt-deluge in today’s TCMM.

  42. Hilary Duff Nipples
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    Looks as if she could not decide which necklace to wear. Sod it, wear all of them.

    Soon be time for a bikini clad summer holiday.

  43. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
    Ralph
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    Uggah! /the Princess of Darkness.

  44. Aaron Paul Lauren Parsekian Hipster Clothes Chateau Marmont
    Swearin
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    “Why yes, I am playing the emo, male Carmen Sandiego”

  45. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    Ralph
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    That suit is rally creeping up her ass.

  46. Prince William Kate Middleton Watching Students Spar Royal New Zealand Police College Visit
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    The rest of the day was spent fixing the scratched floor – caused by Kate’s high heels.

  47. Jennifer Lopez Huge Ass Leather Dress American Idol Set
    Ralph
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    It was only a mate of time…waist and thighs thickening to the size of her giant ass.

  48. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    The missing airliner might be in there somewhere.

  49. Jon Hamm Checking Himself Out In Side Mirror New York International Auto Show
    Ruckus
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    The guy behind him is sad because he can’t have any hamm during passover.

  50. Paul Stanley Airbrushed Face On Book Cover Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Steven Tyler Look alike Contest Winner

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