The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.17.14

April 17th, 2014 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your final installment for the week as Fish and I take pause tomorrow to call our dads and thank them for not making us die an excruciating death so that you all can live your lives like giant assholes, ignore everything we taught you, but promise real hard that you love us, so you can come live in our kickass tree fort when you die. Seriously dad, thanks for not doing that, I mean, you’d have to be a real sadist to pull some shit like that on your own kid.

So enjoy Michael Douglas getting photobombed, Jon Hamm and the easiest ‘objects may be larger than they appear’ joke opportunity ever, and the tremendous run of random butts starting here that I shoved into this thing because resurrecting boners is a passion I take seriously.

Happy Easter,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
    Shemp
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    “On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!”

  2. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson In Backseat Chateau Marmont
    meeps!
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    Shit, she knows…

  3. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    *barfs* Back to back pics was too much to handle.

  4. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
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    I’ve never felt so negatively about someone that just seeing their picture could fill me with such rage and hatred, until this fucking guy.

  5. Aaron Carter Crazy Meth Face A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    Who invited the crackhead?

  6. Jeffrey Jones Fat Sweaty
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    “Oh well hey little guy! How about you come give ol’ Uncle Jeffy a hug and catch up?”

  7. Aaron Carter Crazy Meth Face A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    Joe Me
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    Haunted House 2. Apparently where carriers come to die.

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    *barfs*

    • NO, DON. YOU DO *NOT* GET TO TURN YOUR NOSE UP AT KIM WHEN YOU FAP TO COCO. >:(

      • Coco is a million times better than Kim. Coco is a legitimate model. Kim K got peed on, pretended she didn’t release her own sex tape, her and her family of succubi have been infesting TV screens for years now.

        Coco has been married to one man for many years. Kim’s previous marriage lasted as long as it took her check from E! to clear. Kim is a consummate liar and will say and do anything for money. Need I go on? I’ll take Coco anyday of the week before I even consider Kim. Fuck Kim and her whole family.

      • malaka

        i’d have an orgy with lena dunham, joan rivers,
        betty white, louis ck and john c reily before i’d willingly climb aboard that piece of livestock.

      • Coco has fire in her belly, or is that in her ass? Anyways, Coco is charming and has a husband who admires and loves her. Kim is a pathetic loser who lies and lacks even a modicum of dignity. Coco all the way.

  9. Prince William Kate Middleton Watching Students Spar Royal New Zealand Police College Visit
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    I have been to demonstrations like these, and holy shit are they boring. “Oh wow, look at him slowly hit the mat with the club again, in the same way they’ve been doing for the past 10 minutes, wow cool, I want to be a police officer…”

  10. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    meeps!
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    Best Lena Dunham impersonation ever!

  11. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
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    She made Robin Thicke famous.

  12. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
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    He’s such a cunt.

  13. Michael K Williams Hipster Clothes Time Is Illmatic Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    And “Farmer in the Dell” has just gone back to being a non-threatening kids song.

  14. Kirsty Hill Cleavage Nipples A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    She was cast for her talent.

  15. Irina Shayk Swimsuit Instagram
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    I’m feeling a lot better now.

  16. Prince William Kate Middleton Watching Students Spar Royal New Zealand Police College Visit
    Frank Burns
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    “Very good,” responded Prince William, “but what if some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries? Or suppose he’s got a pointed stick?”

  17. Jake Busey Open Mouth A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    That apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

  18. Jake Busey Open Mouth A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    bob
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    and the crazy gene continues…

  19. Prince William Kate Middleton Watching Students Spar Royal New Zealand Police College Visit
    Tiggles
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    “Prince William we are proud to say that since we’ve started this special tactics squad, attacks using foam pads are down 1.5% in New Zealand from last year.”
    “Jolly good.”

  20. Paul Stanley Airbrushed Face On Book Cover Barnes & Noble Book Signing
    Frank Burns
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    Somebody must have donated their grandma’s old blouse to Goodwill.

  21. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    George P. Burdell
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    Woman was made from a rib. This abomination was made from some leftover pot roast, mashed potatoes, and some over done cauliflower.

  22. Hilary Duff Nipples
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    Wow. She is bringing the heat these days.

  23. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Hugh G. Rection
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    No matter how lumpy she is, she’s still hotter that Kim or Khloe. Except when she flashes those horrible tattoos.

  24. Tracy Morgan Fat Belly Lifting Shirt Up 92Y Talks Tracy Morgan In Conversation With Hannibal Buress
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    Tracy and Hannibal Buress? That should be awesome.

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
    George P. Burdell
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    Why doesn’t Homeland Security do its job and lock the doors when she leaves the country?

  26. Paul Stanley Airbrushed Face On Book Cover Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    “And just like us in the 80′s, the book is a lot less interesting with the make-up removed.”

  27. Jon Hamm Checking Himself Out In Side Mirror New York International Auto Show
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    “Hmm, so this is a ‘car’, huh? And you say most men use them for “compensation”? What’s that about?”

  28. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson In Backseat Chateau Marmont
    Smapdi
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    Johnson’s expression is like “Who the hell is the hot blonde in the front seat?”

  29. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
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    One of the hottest women out there, and she loves showing those tits off too!

  30. Julianne Hough Midriff Pajama Pants
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    The body is on point as usual. That haircut needs to go.

  31. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Say what you will about her, but I still have to rate her above Kim, Khloe and Lena.

  32. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
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    I wouldn’t touch you with a twenty-nine and half foot pole.

  33. Hilary Duff Nipples
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    Wow, she’s hotter than ever

  34. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
    Spleen
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    In need of an exorcism by the look of it.

  35. Jeffrey Jones Fat Sweaty
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    Edward Rooney: “Les jeus sont fait. Translation: ‘I fuck boys.’ Your ass is mine!”

  36. Jeffrey Jones Fat Sweaty
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    The more I learn about Hollywood, the more I think this guy “just took one for the team”.

  37. Jeffrey Jones Fat Sweaty
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    “Well, I guess I’m out of ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’, now.”

  38. Kirsty Hill Cleavage Nipples A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    George P. Burdell
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    Everybody is the poster is starring at the same thing we are.

  39. Kirsty Hill Cleavage Nipples A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    So, I guess there’s no ATM in this movie, huh? That’s like asking Arnold to be in your movie, but not say, “I’ll be back.”

  40. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    Man, that crack probably stinks so bad..

  41. Jake Busey Open Mouth A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    The crazy is strong with this one.

  42. Jake Busey Open Mouth A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    He’s got those Busey teeth

  43. Kat Graham Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Suspenders Henna Tattoo
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    She’s pretty cute.

  44. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Yippiekieyay, motherfuckers…..

  45. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Yeah. Much better.

  46. Justin Bieber Scarf Saggy Leather Skinny Pants Red High Tops
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    The Curse of the Hammer Pants will destroy him!

  47. Francia Raisa Huge Ass Tight Jeans 1OAK Nightclub
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    Looks great.

  48. Paul Stanley Airbrushed Face On Book Cover Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    Did KISS ever make any real contribution to rock music? NO. They painted their ugly faces and had fireworks on stage. Big deal.

  49. Jon Hamm Checking Himself Out In Side Mirror New York International Auto Show
    Juch
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    “Dammit, better button this jacket before my penis slides down into my pants again and moose knuckles the camera.”

  50. Kirsty Hill Cleavage Nipples A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    Where was she when that South Korean ferry overturned?

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