The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.17.14

April 17th, 2014 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your final installment for the week as Fish and I take pause tomorrow to call our dads and thank them for not making us die an excruciating death so that you all can live your lives like giant assholes, ignore everything we taught you, but promise real hard that you love us, so you can come live in our kickass tree fort when you die. Seriously dad, thanks for not doing that, I mean, you’d have to be a real sadist to pull some shit like that on your own kid.

So enjoy Michael Douglas getting photobombed, Jon Hamm and the easiest ‘objects may be larger than they appear’ joke opportunity ever, and the tremendous run of random butts starting here that I shoved into this thing because resurrecting boners is a passion I take seriously.

Happy Easter,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
    Wemma Atson
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    That’s just plain rude, fish. What did I do to deserve this kind of punishment? I thought visual torture of this magnitude was reserved only for Justin Bieber fans?

  2. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
    brick
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    “Whatchu talkin’ about…..Willis”

  3. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    YadaYada
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    Not often that you find an ass that is motorboat-able. Sign me up.

  4. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson In Backseat Chateau Marmont
    Cock Dr
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    I like that she makes him sit in the back seat.

  5. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
    joe
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    Jesus.

  6. Hilary Duff Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    The Dufster is now very blonde and notably over-accessorized.

  7. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Fuck you Photoboy.

  8. Jeffrey Jones Fat Sweaty
    joe
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    C’mon. This is harassment. There are no photos of naked 14 year-old boys in my car. Under the seat. Where I can reach them easily. In an emergency.

  9. Jon Hamm Checking Himself Out In Side Mirror New York International Auto Show
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    “Nope, this close-up pic just won’t do… Going to have to get an areal view again if I want to re-capture the magic…

  10. Hilary Duff Nipples
    joe
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    Motherhood has been kind to her.

  11. Kirsty Hill Cleavage Nipples A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    brick
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    “Hey Kate Upton fans! I got your boobs. RIGHT HERE!!!”

  12. Paul Stanley Airbrushed Face On Book Cover Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    One probably should not hold a Photoshopped pic so close to one’s real face.

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    Do I really need to tell you which lumpy sack of cheese curds this is on the set of her colostomy bag of a television show she created?

  14. Michael Douglas Photobombed By Kids Action For Disarmament 10 Things You Can Do Book Launch United Nations
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    “Yeah, I hear you Mike-D… We’re not down with the southern lovin’ either…”

  15. Vivica A Fox Butt Tight Jeans Guy Checking Out Ass Celebrity Apprentice Set
    joe
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    أن بعقب لطيفة.

    (Yeah, I assumed he speaks Arabic. Sue me for my privilege.)

  16. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
    brick
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    “Hey Pacific Rim dudes? You missed one!”

  17. LA Mayor Eric Garcetti Jay Z Labor Day Music Festival Announcement
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    That Garcetti’s no Rob Ford.

  18. Julianne Hough Midriff Pajama Pants
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    “J Law doesn’t know about the Single White Female remake yet, right? I want it to be a surprise!”

  19. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    I can smell that from here…

  20. Michael Douglas Photobombed By Kids Action For Disarmament 10 Things You Can Do Book Launch United Nations
    Fred Fart
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    Drake, at a very young age, was given oral sex advice from a master.

  21. Hilary Duff Nipples
    raekwon
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    god to the damn

  22. Savannah Guthrie Pregnant Belly Hollywood Reporter 35 Most Powerful People In Media Celebration
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    I wonder if it is Matt or Al’s?

  23. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
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    For a second i thought it was Cara Delevigne and Michele Rodriguez had rubbed her the wrong way.

  24. Jeffrey Jones Fat Sweaty
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    His wanting Bueller now all the more creepy.

  25. Jeffrey Jones Fat Sweaty
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    “Do I look like a guy who’s into sex with kids? Come ahhhhhhhhn.”

  26. Emily Ratajkowski Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
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    My boner for this woman will never die.

  27. LA Mayor Eric Garcetti Jay Z Labor Day Music Festival Announcement
    Fred Fart
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    I thought that was the dad from “Modern Family.”

  28. Hilary Duff Nipples
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    She fills those Mom jeans nicely.

  29. Tracy Morgan Fat Belly Lifting Shirt Up 92Y Talks Tracy Morgan In Conversation With Hannibal Buress
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    Giving Alec Baldwin a lesson in childrearing.

  30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Eric Johnson In Backseat Chateau Marmont
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    “Are you thinking about getting some of this tonight? You better not be!”

  31. Francia Raisa Huge Ass Tight Jeans 1OAK Nightclub
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    You’re doing it wrong.

  32. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Jesus Christ, it’s like I’m looking at two raw ham hocks that have been left out in the sun too long.

  33. Prince William Kate Middleton Watching Students Spar Royal New Zealand Police College Visit
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    Marriage counseling seems to be a bit more practical in New Zealand.

  34. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
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    “Don’t ‘cord me bitch”

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
    Waanc
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    She looks like a cow. A robotic one.

  36. Aaron Carter Crazy Meth Face A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    arty
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    IM CRAAZZZYYYY ZEBRA STRIPPED SHOES MAN. GIVE ME SOME CAANNDDYYYY!!!

  37. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    Photoboy is in a shitty mood today…

  38. Kirsty Hill Cleavage Nipples A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    In case anyone is wondering, she also goes by another name in the adult industry: Sophie Dee.
    You’re welcome

  39. Aaron Carter Crazy Meth Face A Haunted House 2 Premiere
    buzz
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    That’s the kind of shit that sent Hilary Duff running back to her husband.

  40. Michael Douglas Photobombed By Kids Action For Disarmament 10 Things You Can Do Book Launch United Nations
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    That’s how he became a master of vagina murdering. Amanda Bynes knew what she was talking about.

  41. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
    Waanc
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    Her nose job where she shortened it made a huge gap between her lips and nose wtf!! and that forehead is ugly

    • MoreMariaNow!!

      Its so she can suck more dick!! LOL

    • exactly, and she blotted out her nasolabial folds with filler which makes the contrast you point out even starker. The ugly forehead is due to her hairline, it is very unnatural looking no doubt due to some asinine procedure she had. In sum, she had a very pretty face (is that the correct phrase for fat girls?) and destroyed it hence the fake jugs hanging out for distraction.

  42. Jon Hamm Checking Himself Out In Side Mirror New York International Auto Show
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    Oh, the symbolism.

  43. Serena Williams Huge Butt Bikini
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    Fish, enough with the aquatic centaurs. It’s not funny anymore…

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Blouse
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    These are the photos that remind me to always repeat the mantra, “It’s just a good angle. It’s just a good angle.”

  45. Julianne Hough Midriff Pajama Pants
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    So Miley is out of the hospital?

  46. Paul Stanley Airbrushed Face On Book Cover Barnes & Noble Book Signing
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    I thought this was a Photoshop How-To instructional book.

  47. Tallulah Willis Levis Annual House Party
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    Yeah, I’d have that same pissed off expression, too, if I looked like her.

  48. Kirsty Hill Cleavage Nipples A Haunted House 2 Premiere
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    Motorboat mayhem.

  49. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Short Shorts Girls Set
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    God. Why, Photo Boy? Why? What did we ever do to you? You start with Emily Ratajkowski and then spring this on us? This is supposed to be a Holy weekend.

  50. Kate Upton Butt Tight Jeans
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    She has legs?

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