The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.12.12

By: Photo Boy / April 12, 2012

Welcome to The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear, and I say this as a huge fan, that John Malkovich shouldn’t be allowed to dress himself anymore. I mean, christ, Harry Dean Stanton is more put together and he’s been dead for 20 years. Also, Avril Lavigne is PREGNANT!! (I’m contractually obligated by Fish to do this weekly.), and the Hilton sisters denigrate a beloved cartoon.

Final Five isn’t Rita Rusic, but in case you wish it was (McBeef, I’m looking right at you),

- Photo Boy

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