The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.10.14

April 10th, 2014 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large gallery for late in the week when I’m usually scrambling through random events where I think Richard Grieco might have heard they had free sandwiches. But thanks to Kelsey Grammer continuing his “People I Would Never Actually Associate With, But Will Pose With For A Photo-Op Tour,” Andrew Garfield finally getting around to all that molesting he was accused of (He wasn’t accused of molesting anyone? Oh well, I’m not thinking of something else now.), and the glory of Nicolas Cage‘s hairline, there’s actually some real celebrities in here today.

Except for you, Lindsay Lohan. You are not a real celebrity. In this moment, you look like you just sucked off the entire back of the house at Applebee’s for an eight ball, so you’re here for our mockery and judgement and nothing else,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince William In WWI Sopwith Pup Bi Plane Cockpit Kate Middleton Omaka Aviation Heritage Centre
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    “This is great sweetie! I can almost feel the wind blowing through my hair!”

  2. Dita Von Teese Butt Wedgie Tight Pants
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    Collapsed Gluteal Spectrum is a serious illness that effects many white people.

  3. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Geraldo Rivera Tophat Celebrity Apprentice
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    Mr peanut and Kate plus hate.

  4. Maitland Ward Cleavage Authors Anonymous Premiere
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    why is she still relevant??????????

  5. Jonah Hill Scruffy Neckbeard Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    gross

  6. Jonah Hill Scruffy Neckbeard Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “I’m a big man and I need a cereal with a big bite!”

  7. Dita Von Teese Butt Wedgie Tight Pants
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    NO ASS

  8. Dita Von Teese Butt Wedgie Tight Pants
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    Photographer: “Could you two turn around?…*sigh* let’s try this again…Could you two face me?”

  9. Shaun White Wetsuit
    toopier
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    Is this that ugly girl I keep seeing in Target ads?

  10. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Why don’t all you inbred idiots quit fucking with her. Ridiculous.

  11. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
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    “Look up in the sky daddy…all the fucks I give are about to hit you guys and your loud ass yellow wardrobe!”

  12. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
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    Bruce wants his outfit back.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    You can almost smell the salty, bleachy scent of that burp.

  14. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
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    We’re all thinking it…what would it feel like if you licked it.

  15. Andrew Garfield Full Spiderman Costume Kids’ City Charity Visit
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    “hey kid…my eyes are up here”

  16. Selita Ebanks Cleavage Can Do Awards Dinner Gala
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    Big ugly purple dress is big, ugly, and purple.

  17. Patrick Duffy Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    “I haven’t heard a word you said, but I’m behind you all the way!

  18. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
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    Parking scofflaw is about the limit of Wesley’s civil disobedience these days.

  19. Danny DeVito Daughter Lucy DeVito Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
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    wow, talk about dodging the genetic bullet.

  20. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
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    “I don’t know who you are, but I would like 7 shots of tequila”

  21. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
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    “I’m killing in the rain….Just killing in the rain!”

  22. Maitland Ward Cleavage Authors Anonymous Premiere
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    Come find me at closing time

  23. Prince William In WWI Sopwith Pup Bi Plane Cockpit Kate Middleton Omaka Aviation Heritage Centre
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    “William!! That’s NOT why they call it a cockpit!”

  24. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
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    He looks like a man who’s about to take his family for a boat ride

  25. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’m going to just toss a new term out there: “Khloe Toe”

  26. Patrick Duffy Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    sc4play
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    From the thumbnail, I thought this was going to be a Prince Charles post! That right there is not saying much for Patrick Duffy!

  27. Jonah Hill Scruffy Neckbeard Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Has anyone ever snapped a photo of that asshole with his mouth closed? I’ve never seen it. He’s always standing there all slack jawed like he’s hoping someone will throw a chicken leg in there.

  28. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants Socks No Shoes Washing Windshield At Gas Station
    coljack
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    “$1 to clean your window, ma’am?”

    “Teri, that’s your car.”

  29. Shaun White Wetsuit
    coljack
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    “Shaun, why the stupid grin?”

    “I just saw my good buddy, Daniel Craig!! Yippeee!”

  30. Mark Wahlberg Driving Optimus Prime Transformers 4 Set
    coljack
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    Jeopardy Answer: “What did it look like right before Optimus Prime’s spontaneous abortion, Alex?”

  31. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
    Chaz
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    The Kardashians…
    Kourtney
    Kim
    Khloe
    Kylie
    Kendall
    Kamel Toe

  32. Kevin Spacey Holding Weird Bowl Award Museum Of Moving Images Honoree
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    “Remember when you were at the bath house kneeling in front of those naked men as they masturbated? You were all “*glug glug* BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!”"
    “Ha ha…That was so long ago”
    “That was Tuesday.”

  33. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    How long before her camel toe becomes a MOOoose toe?

  34. Kevin Spacey Holding Weird Bowl Award Museum Of Moving Images Honoree
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    “I present to you the butt-hurt award. Here’s your glass ass!”

  35. Kate Hudson Legs Midriff Short Shorts Heels
    donkeylicks
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    Almost Obscure

  36. Rosie Perez Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Joe Screening
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    Ay Caramba!!

  37. Jonah Hill Scruffy Neckbeard Jimmy Kimmel Live
    CanadiaDan
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    “Hey, look Leo! I’m Huge Jackman!”

  38. Penn Badgley Hipster Beard Red Socks Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
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    Lamest Wolverine ever.

  39. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Skirt Awkward Hug
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    Fish, what’s with the Comment Roulette? Half the crap I write doesn’t get posted, ftw?

  40. Kaley Cuoco Chris Klein Derpface Authors Anonymous Premiere
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    I can never get over how bad Klein’s acting in the Street Fighter movie was. That was a shitty movie, but he stood out as the shittiest.

  41. Rosie Perez Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Joe Screening
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    Her voice is annoying as fuck, but I’d wreck this chick. All day, every day.

  42. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    She’s got the eye of the tiger. ALL dicks were sucked dry on this night.

  43. Andrew Garfield Full Spiderman Costume Kids’ City Charity Visit
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    A young Hannibal Buress meets Spider-Man.

  44. Kristin Cavallari Huge Pregnant Belly Heels LAX
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    Dumbass.

  45. Shawn Johnson Fat Weight Gain Pants Suit Celebrity Apprentice Set
    buzz
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    She looks like a 40 year old politician’s wife.

  46. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    It will aim its poison at the mongoose’s eyes when it spits.

  47. Kristin Cavallari Huge Pregnant Belly Heels LAX
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    Those look like good pregnancy shoes

  48. Danny DeVito Daughter Lucy DeVito Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
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    That makes her what, 4’2?

  49. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
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    Taken 3 with a Vengeance

  50. Martin Lawrence Kelsey Grammer Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
    Johnny Barbells
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    …in every picture of kelsey grammer, there’s a martin lawrence saying it all with his face.

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