The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.10.14

April 10th, 2014 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large gallery for late in the week when I’m usually scrambling through random events where I think Richard Grieco might have heard they had free sandwiches. But thanks to Kelsey Grammer continuing his “People I Would Never Actually Associate With, But Will Pose With For A Photo-Op Tour,” Andrew Garfield finally getting around to all that molesting he was accused of (He wasn’t accused of molesting anyone? Oh well, I’m not thinking of something else now.), and the glory of Nicolas Cage‘s hairline, there’s actually some real celebrities in here today.

Except for you, Lindsay Lohan. You are not a real celebrity. In this moment, you look like you just sucked off the entire back of the house at Applebee’s for an eight ball, so you’re here for our mockery and judgement and nothing else,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Prince William In WWI Sopwith Pup Bi Plane Cockpit Kate Middleton Omaka Aviation Heritage Centre
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    William looks so giddy when he encounters the words cock and bi.

  2. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants Socks No Shoes Washing Windshield At Gas Station
    JimBB
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    She left her shoes behind with her career.

  3. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
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    Guess who got the part of Kung Fu Joe in the remake of I’m Gonna Git Ya Sucka

  4. Shaun White Wetsuit
    JimBB
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    So, you going to choke on a surfboard now too?

  5. Rosie Perez Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Joe Screening
    ultra
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    this chick has such an annoying voice, but… bewbs.

  6. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Geraldo Rivera Tophat Celebrity Apprentice
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    That traffic cone looks better than Kate and an even better personality.

  7. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants Socks No Shoes Washing Windshield At Gas Station
    Ivan
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    I see, so she was washing her car in her socks.
    Or maybe she saw the paps? Hmm….

  8. Jonah Hill Scruffy Neckbeard Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Yaaaahhhhh, I’m not gonna fall for that you Leo imposter. I know the smell of his dick anywhere.

  9. Rob Lowe Bill OReilly The OReilly Factor
    ultra
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    loofa loofa loofa FELAFEL durka durka durka

  10. Dita Von Teese Butt Wedgie Tight Pants
    JimBB
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    “I’ve always wanted to live in New Orleans, dear boyfriend. This place is so spiritual and so close to death and voodoo and creole culture. Also, I like showing my tits for free beads.”

  11. Maitland Ward Cleavage Authors Anonymous Premiere
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    “Why do we run out of Kleenex every Friday night?” – Photo Boy’s parents, 1998-2000

  12. Selita Ebanks Cleavage Can Do Awards Dinner Gala
    Ivan
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    Nice ti… ooops eyes…

  13. Nicolas Cage Hairplugs Balding Joe Screening
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    “Boner!”

  14. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
    ultra
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    let’s see… where did i leave natalie…

  15. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
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    He’s got that LaBeouf look going on

  16. Rosie Perez Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Joe Screening
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    Oh good. Her mouth is closed.

  17. Dita Von Teese Butt Wedgie Tight Pants
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    Her ass looked A LOT better last Saturday night : her show at the House of Blues! Thats a fine specimen

  18. Dita Von Teese Butt Wedgie Tight Pants
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    I see now why previous pics have only been from the front.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
    lady
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    A Clockwork Redhead

  20. Nicolas Cage Hairplugs Balding Joe Screening
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    Ghost Rider needs hair plugs.

  21. Rob Lowe Bill OReilly The OReilly Factor
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    “See, your sex scandal was on videotape. Sure, I got caught on audiotape, but nobody cares about that.”

  22. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
    JimBB
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    “Blade kills another vampire!”

    “Uh, I’m pretty sure that was a parking attendant…”

  23. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
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    Oh, the crap you have to put up with when you are #2.

  24. Danny DeVito Daughter Lucy DeVito Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
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    And somewhere else in America, an anonymous husband and wife are raising a troll that looks a bit like Danny and Rhea.

  25. Shawn Johnson Fat Weight Gain Pants Suit Celebrity Apprentice Set
    JimBB
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    They made me stop competing when I started breaking the beams.

  26. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Geraldo Rivera Tophat Celebrity Apprentice
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    “Paired with Geraldo Rivera! This is so fucking mediocre.”

  27. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
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    I bet Kim will claim that this camel toe will fit her as well.

  28. Mark Wahlberg Driving Optimus Prime Transformers 4 Set
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    9/11 would never have happened if he and Optimus Prime had been on those planes.

  29. Mark Wahlberg Driving Optimus Prime Transformers 4 Set
    JimBB
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    Yo big truck, hows about you a me go to Boston and check out the Sox?

  30. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t know how he does it, but it always looks so profound.

  31. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
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    “This is my dad, Robert Wagner – a self-made millionaire. He’s quite a guy. This is Mrs. W. She’s gorgeous. She’s one lady who knows how to take care of herself. By the way, my name is Courtney, and I take care of both of them, which ain’t easy; ’cause when they got old… it was *murder*!”

  32. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants Socks No Shoes Washing Windshield At Gas Station
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    “Goddammit, they would have to take my picture next to a poster for that cunt Eva Longoria’s new TV show. I was the star of Desperate Housewives! I was Lois Lane! Bitch.”

  33. Maitland Ward Cleavage Authors Anonymous Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    This woman desperately wants attention paid to her breasts, let’s help her out.

  34. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Geraldo Rivera Tophat Celebrity Apprentice
    Cock Dr
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    Kate would make a good Medusa. She’s got the eyes for it.

  35. Shaun White Wetsuit
    Cock Dr
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    You don’t see ginger moobs on this site very often.

  36. Rob Lowe Bill OReilly The OReilly Factor
    Fingergod
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    “Who gives a fuck about your problems, Rob?! I just got passed over as David Letterman’s replacement!”

  37. Kevin Spacey Holding Weird Bowl Award Museum Of Moving Images Honoree
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    He was later contacted by Rob Ford, asking if he wanted to grind it up and snort it.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    They’re remaking The Exorcist?

  39. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
    Crazy Weasel
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    Ticketed, Park Here, Reason… could be the plot of his next movie.

  40. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
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    Arrrrgh… seriously, Taken 3!?

  41. Selita Ebanks Cleavage Can Do Awards Dinner Gala
    nostandards
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    It’s like someone smashed Farrah Abraham and Tila Tequila together.

  42. Elsa Pataky Butt Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
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    Seriously, don’t show that picture to Jessica Simpson – it will sent her straight back to Arby’s.

  43. Andrew Garfield Full Spiderman Costume Kids’ City Charity Visit
    cajunhawk
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    You can’t fool me Jamie Foxx!!!

  44. Danny DeVito Daughter Lucy DeVito Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
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    I bet Rumer Willis can’t stand this chick.

  45. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
    cajunhawk
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    Daywalker gone Daywalk

  46. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
    Inner Retard
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    I have come here to chew toothpick and kick ass…and I’m all out of… Damn it!

  47. Prince William In WWI Sopwith Pup Bi Plane Cockpit Kate Middleton Omaka Aviation Heritage Centre
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    it looks like a scene from “SFW Porn”:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3aTjTfKiPQ

  48. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
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    So in this one they took his trench coat?

  49. Prince William In WWI Sopwith Pup Bi Plane Cockpit Kate Middleton Omaka Aviation Heritage Centre
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Those magnificent lizards & their flying machines.

  50. Shaun White Wetsuit
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    That’s the best hair I’ve ever seen on two surfers. Something isn’t right.

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