The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.10.14

April 10th, 2014 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large gallery for late in the week when I’m usually scrambling through random events where I think Richard Grieco might have heard they had free sandwiches. But thanks to Kelsey Grammer continuing his “People I Would Never Actually Associate With, But Will Pose With For A Photo-Op Tour,” Andrew Garfield finally getting around to all that molesting he was accused of (He wasn’t accused of molesting anyone? Oh well, I’m not thinking of something else now.), and the glory of Nicolas Cage‘s hairline, there’s actually some real celebrities in here today.

Except for you, Lindsay Lohan. You are not a real celebrity. In this moment, you look like you just sucked off the entire back of the house at Applebee’s for an eight ball, so you’re here for our mockery and judgement and nothing else,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Illustrated: The part of the Book of Revelation they never told you about.

  2. Nicolas Cage Hairplugs Balding Joe Screening
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    Did they screen it on his forehead?

  3. Kevin Spacey Holding Weird Bowl Award Museum Of Moving Images Honoree
    anonymous
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    LOL….a glass bedpan is the award?

  4. Elsa Pataky Butt Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    Pickle Nose
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    Mmmmmmmmm. Post-pregnancy boobs.

  5. Nicolas Cage Hairplugs Balding Joe Screening
    Bane
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    Nicholas, your moustache is just a tad too high.

  6. Rosie Perez Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Joe Screening
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    Wow, I wish it could happen to me.

  7. Kate Hudson Legs Midriff Short Shorts Heels
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    If they’re remaking “Taxi Driver”, then Hollywood has lost all control.

  8. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
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    Gwyneth Paltrow’s an animagus?

  9. Martin Lawrence Kelsey Grammer Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
    JimBB
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    I’m pretty sure this photo is from an AA meeting.

  10. Elsa Pataky Butt Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
    anonymous
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    Love the creepier in the window.

  11. Patrick Duffy Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    if Bill Murray and Richard Gere had a love child

  12. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
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    Will you please shut the fuck up!!!!

  13. Patrick Duffy Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    JimBB
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    Please stop calling me “Not Larry Hagman.”

  14. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Geraldo Rivera Tophat Celebrity Apprentice
    anonymous
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    Darth Bitchface

  15. Dita Von Teese Butt Wedgie Tight Pants
    Dox
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    On a side note.
    Ladies: Men want an ass that is full and round, and heart shaped. One that begs to be touched, caressed, and fondled.
    What men don’t want, is someone with their butt cheeks so tightly clenched together, that it appears to be imploding into its own black hole… (pun kind of intended.)

  16. Patrick Duffy Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    Dude in the back rejoicing in his perfect angle.

  17. Andrew Garfield Full Spiderman Costume Kids’ City Charity Visit
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    Hey, we could use some more diversity in super heroes…why don’t you take a little sip on some radioactive juice?

  18. Kevin Spacey Holding Weird Bowl Award Museum Of Moving Images Honoree
    JimBB
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    Wow, thanks for this ass bowl!

  19. Jonah Hill Scruffy Neckbeard Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “I gave Leo the exact same jacket.”

  20. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
    Dox
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    Is she talking again?

  21. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
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    “I will smite thee with my camel toe!”

  22. Rosie Perez Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Joe Screening
    MarketingMike
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    I think her implants have a slight “nipple misdirection” issue.

  23. Kate Hudson Legs Midriff Short Shorts Heels
    JimBB
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    She can sell tricks right next to her parents’ stars on Hollywood Blvd.

  24. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
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    Damn, prison does a body good…maybe not the ass, but definitely other parts.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
    littletongue
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    Braaaaiiiins!

  26. Penn Badgley Hipster Beard Red Socks Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
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    icing it down after a date with paris hilton

  27. Kevin Spacey Holding Weird Bowl Award Museum Of Moving Images Honoree
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    You want me to fill it with what?? And pour it where??

  28. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
    MarketingMike
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    Nice Prison “Fro”

  29. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
    TheOldMan
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    He’s back. And he’s pissed!
    Every CPA in Hollywood is packing up and heading to Miami.
    Thought ‘Blade’ was messy?
    You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Bitch.

  30. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
    JimBB
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    Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head…but that doesn’t mean my eyes will soon be turning red…

  31. Shawn Johnson Fat Weight Gain Pants Suit Celebrity Apprentice Set
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    Were the summer Olympics really that long ago?

  32. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    “SHITE! I’ll never go near Melanie Griffith again! That nearly cost me my life!

  33. Penn Badgley Hipster Beard Red Socks Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
    JimBB
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    I showed up expecting Penn Gillette and instead I got some CW douchebag.

  34. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
    TheOldMan
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    I seem to recall that Neeson said that a “Taken 3″ movie would be “bad parenting.”
    http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/liam-neeson-taken-3/

  35. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
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    Hairless cats just don’t appreciate Shakespeare.

  36. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Mister
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    A Clockwork Firecrotch

  37. Rob Lowe Bill OReilly The OReilly Factor
    JimBB
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    O’Reilly attempts to finally get to the bottom of whatever happened to Chad Lowe.

  38. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
    Drue Berrymore
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    that’s a lot of cottage cheese for a teen

  39. Kate Hudson Legs Midriff Short Shorts Heels
    MarketingMike
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    Looks exactly like the 100 other girls in Santa Monica
    you can give a ride around the block to for $50, and tips.
    ‘Cept she’s twice their age with a bad attitude.

  40. Kristin Cavallari Huge Pregnant Belly Heels LAX
    Pok
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    It must be a nightmare being married to her.

  41. Prince William In WWI Sopwith Pup Bi Plane Cockpit Kate Middleton Omaka Aviation Heritage Centre
    JimBB
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    I do so enjoy pulling on my stick…come here my darling…you absolutely must try it!

  42. Patrick Duffy Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    Bob
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    Patrick became much more eager to talk and hang out after noticing the mirror behind Maria.

  43. Maitland Ward Cleavage Authors Anonymous Premiere
    po
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    She just needs to find a good head transplant doctor and she’ll be money.

  44. Mark Wahlberg Driving Optimus Prime Transformers 4 Set
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    Is this the equivalent of Optimus Prime shoving a rodent up his ass?

  45. Teri Hatcher Butt Yoga Pants Socks No Shoes Washing Windshield At Gas Station
    Po
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    LOL. She had no intention of washing her window until she saw the paparazzi. Then, like every fame starved underemployed actress, she jumped into action.

  46. Mark Wahlberg Driving Optimus Prime Transformers 4 Set
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    “What are we waiting for?…Oh. How much more of the truck does she have to wash?”

  47. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Geraldo Rivera Tophat Celebrity Apprentice
    JimBB
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    Under this coat is the blood of two girls who won’t be going on The Today Show ever again.

  48. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
    po
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    Like that tight little baby camel toe.

  49. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
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    Somebody is smuggling waffles in those yoga pants.

  50. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
    ultra
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    looks normal to me.

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