The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.10.14

April 10th, 2014 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, a surprisingly large gallery for late in the week when I’m usually scrambling through random events where I think Richard Grieco might have heard they had free sandwiches. But thanks to Kelsey Grammer continuing his “People I Would Never Actually Associate With, But Will Pose With For A Photo-Op Tour,” Andrew Garfield finally getting around to all that molesting he was accused of (He wasn’t accused of molesting anyone? Oh well, I’m not thinking of something else now.), and the glory of Nicolas Cage‘s hairline, there’s actually some real celebrities in here today.

Except for you, Lindsay Lohan. You are not a real celebrity. In this moment, you look like you just sucked off the entire back of the house at Applebee’s for an eight ball, so you’re here for our mockery and judgement and nothing else,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    There is no Lindsay. Only Zuul.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Oh, please let this photo be a harbinger of things to come.

  3. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
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    This pic is my new desktop background.

  4. Andrew Garfield Full Spiderman Costume Kids’ City Charity Visit
    Eddie
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    I can’t shoot webs out of my wrists, but I can shoot webs out of dis spidey dick. Make it tingle!

  5. Kristin Cavallari Huge Pregnant Belly Heels LAX
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    Seen here returning from Africa where she destroyed the latest crop of vaccines that were sent to help small children, because she is the savior, here to deliver us from autism.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    You see kids? Coke can animate your body long after most of its basic functions have stopped.
    In a sense, she’s immortal.
    That is, until she can’t blow for coke money any longer…

  7. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    “You raaaaang….?”

  8. Nicolas Cage Hairplugs Balding Joe Screening
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    I heard he and John Travolta go to the same taxidermist…

  9. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
    Patch
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    Moments later, he’ll ask them if they want to go out on his boat…

  10. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
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    Gary Busey’s power knows no bounds!!! He has been reincarnated!!

  11. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    “My Sam Ronson impression? Sure!”

  12. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
    brick
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    “No dad, it’s this big; I mean if anyone would know it’s me. Right Mom?”

  13. Martin Lawrence Kelsey Grammer Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
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    Who else can’t wait for their sitcom, right?
    Thank God it’s a 10/90 pickup.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2994108/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3

  14. Rosie Perez Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Joe Screening
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    Pretty sure two Jewish Orthodox kids have their heads uncovered as a result of this…

  15. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The face of sobriety.

  16. Kaley Cuoco Chris Klein Derpface Authors Anonymous Premiere
    Cuddles
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    Holy shit, they’re making the exact same pucker face.

  17. Wesley Snipes Toothpick Mini Afro Chuck Taylors
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    I wonder if that toothpick was left over from his prison hobby….

  18. Nicolas Cage Hairplugs Balding Joe Screening
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    Its amazing the hairpieces you can find in an old castle.

  19. Andrew Garfield Full Spiderman Costume Kids’ City Charity Visit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Stay tuned for the “Jerry Sandusky escaped” announcement in the next few hours.

  20. Liam Neeson Holding Umbrella Taken 3 Set
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    “All I need is my distinct set of skills…. and this umbrella.”

  21. Mark Wahlberg Driving Optimus Prime Transformers 4 Set
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    “OH and Megatron! Say hi to your mutha for me!!”

  22. Kaley Cuoco Chris Klein Derpface Authors Anonymous Premiere
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    Will you marry me too?

    Pleeeaaase!

  23. Elsa Pataky Butt Legs Short Shorts Post Baby Body
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    Her twins are TWENTY DAYS old. I think she and her husband really are Norse deities.

  24. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
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    He loves bald pussy.

  25. Shaun White Wetsuit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is the most attractive Miranda has been since she turned lesbo.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Dox
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    Derp.

  27. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
    Cuddles
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    Wookie coin purse? Because, you know, it’s not a full wallet… yet.

  28. Kendall Jenner Cameltoe Butt Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The family that toes together hoes together.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
    JimBB
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    If there’s going to be someone from The Walking Dead cast at that party, this bitch is dead.

  30. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
    Dox
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    It’s a trick.
    Get an ax.

  31. Kaley Cuoco Chris Klein Derpface Authors Anonymous Premiere
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    You just know that Sweeting, wherever he is, is praying to the god of conscious uncoupling that Kaley falls for Oz’s boyish charm.

  32. Maitland Ward Cleavage Authors Anonymous Premiere
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    Please, Hollywood, put this girl to work and stop the madness. Because if you have the time to go to the ‘Authors Anonymous’ premier, it’s just gotten out of hand.

  33. Nicolas Cage Hairplugs Balding Joe Screening
    JimBB
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    His remaining real hairs finally worked up the courage to make a run for it.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
    K-tron
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    Must… feed… on…. cocAAAAAAAIIIIIIINS

  35. Rob Lowe Bill OReilly The OReilly Factor
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    Remember, O’Reilly even embarrasses conservatives.

  36. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
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    Umm, haven’t you got anything smaller? Like a gerbil?

  37. Patrick Duffy Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Extra
    Dox
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    Oh Scuzzlebutt, how I wept when you lost your leg.

  38. Kate Gosselin Bitchface Geraldo Rivera Tophat Celebrity Apprentice
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    On the plus side, at least we’ve discovered that Kate can actually feel shame.

  39. Andrew Garfield Full Spiderman Costume Kids’ City Charity Visit
    anonymous
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    I wonder if anyone told the school that clown like to be completely nude when he wears the suit.

  40. Nicolas Cage Hairplugs Balding Joe Screening
    K-tron
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    So I guess he’s plugging a new movie.

  41. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Skirt Awkward Hug
    Dox
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    Oh dear god. It has me…..

  42. Kaley Cuoco Chris Klein Derpface Authors Anonymous Premiere
    JimBB
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    Anonymous actors actually attend “Authors Anonymous” action!

  43. Lindsay Lohan Cracked Out Face Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    REDRUM REDRUM !!!!

  44. Robert Wagner With Wife And Daughter
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    “Jesus, maybe I should have woken Natalie up after all.”

  45. Jeremy Irons Shaved Cat El Hormiguero
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    who doesn’t love shaved pussy?

  46. Danny DeVito Daughter Lucy DeVito Fargo Screening FX Upfronts
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    And yet Bruce and Demi produced Sleestaks. You just never know.

  47. Rosie Perez Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Joe Screening
    JimBB
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    “Heyanyonewanttointerviewme?”

  48. Kristin Cavallari Huge Pregnant Belly Heels LAX
    Pickle Nose
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    Damn. My wife did not look like that when she was pregnant with our son.

  49. Andrew Garfield Full Spiderman Costume Kids’ City Charity Visit
    JimBB
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    “No, I’m not Tobey Maguire. I’m the even gayer one.”

  50. Kristin Cavallari Huge Pregnant Belly Heels LAX
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    OK who’s going to take the blame for knocking her up?

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