The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.31.11

March 31st, 2011 // 387 Comments

Even though it feels like we’ve hit everything from Ewoks to dick gummies, here’s today’s The Crap We Missed: John Mayer is a Colombian drug lord now. Wonder Woman is winning over fanboys one awkward, boner-in-her-thigh hug at a time. Hilary Swank apparently saw those Christina Hendricks pics, too. Kevin Spacey imagines the soft, delicate breeze of a well-placed teabag, and Mikhail Gorbachev looked this after seeing this.

In Russia the miss craps you,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian
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    I can’t believe no one went for the obligatory Invisible Dick joke yet.

  2. Ellen Pompeo
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    So THAT’s why they never make Grey smile on the show.

  3. Ellen Pompeo
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    Creepiest Moth Man prophecy ever.

  4. Marilyn Manson
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    Looking good, Cher.

  5. Jessica Szhor
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    Aaaaaand she’s famous because…?

  6. Adrianne Palicki Wonder Woman
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    Wow, Phil Collins has really let himself go now.

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Chins up guys, at least it’s not a Segway.

  8. Kirsten Dunst
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    “Wet dress scene in Spiderman!”
    “Wet dress scene in Spiderman!”
    “Wet dress scene in Spiderman!”
    (Keep repeating until it goes away)

  9. John Mayer
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    “Today on Will It Blend, we’re putting Jack Sparrow! Jack White! And 180 pounds of pure Douchebag in the blender! Will It Blend?!?!?!”

  10. Ian McShane
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    He’s just frowned that other guy out of his focus.

  11. Sharon Stone
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    No, son, this is not a boner; this is my age showing.

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