Even though it feels like we’ve hit everything from Ewoks to dick gummies, here’s today’s The Crap We Missed: John Mayer is a Colombian drug lord now. Wonder Woman is winning over fanboys one awkward, boner-in-her-thigh hug at a time. Hilary Swank apparently saw those Christina Hendricks pics, too. Kevin Spacey imagines the soft, delicate breeze of a well-placed teabag, and Mikhail Gorbachev looked this after seeing this.
In Russia the miss craps you,
- The Superficial
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I can’t believe no one went for the obligatory Invisible Dick joke yet.
So THAT’s why they never make Grey smile on the show.
Creepiest Moth Man prophecy ever.
Looking good, Cher.
Aaaaaand she’s famous because…?
Wow, Phil Collins has really let himself go now.
Chins up guys, at least it’s not a Segway.
“Wet dress scene in Spiderman!”
“Wet dress scene in Spiderman!”
“Wet dress scene in Spiderman!”
(Keep repeating until it goes away)
“Today on Will It Blend, we’re putting Jack Sparrow! Jack White! And 180 pounds of pure Douchebag in the blender! Will It Blend?!?!?!”
He’s just frowned that other guy out of his focus.
No, son, this is not a boner; this is my age showing.