Even though it feels like we’ve hit everything from Ewoks to dick gummies, here’s today’s The Crap We Missed: John Mayer is a Colombian drug lord now. Wonder Woman is winning over fanboys one awkward, boner-in-her-thigh hug at a time. Hilary Swank apparently saw those Christina Hendricks pics, too. Kevin Spacey imagines the soft, delicate breeze of a well-placed teabag, and Mikhail Gorbachev looked this after seeing this.
In Russia the miss craps you,
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“Will somebody please tell me when my ass is all the way out of the car so I can close the door?”
LOOK AT THAT FAT ASS!
So we’re just doing “person on the street” photos now?
(aside from those of Lindsay Lohan earlier today)
Those were different though, Lindsay was literally, “on the street” , either snorting it or looking for another “forgotten” necklace in a crack in the sidewalk.
What’s really topical is that his entire face looks like one big, puckery anus.
“I’m old as fuck but I’m still hotter than Goldie Hawn, so THERE!”
Goldie: “I’m not so hot as Sharon Stone, but I can get a man to stay with me, so THERE!”
Nice to see she’s reaching out to the LGBT community
“I’m old as fuck but I’m still hotter than Goldie Hawn and Sharon Stone… so THERE!”
You can all shut the hell up, SHE asked ME to take a picture with HER because she knows I have wicked nunchuck skills.
Maplewood the only numskills you have are numbskull skills.
TCC: you suck!
There is nothing right about this picture. Not one thing.
The color of the Lexus behind her is all right.
He’s been riding that thing since California. He’s like a giant, musclebound Forrest Gump on wheels, if Forrest’s dad had been a Nazi.
First Lindsay, now Kristen…does everyone in Hollywood look like McCaulay Culkin under their makeup?
Underneath the tanner & makeup all of them are pallid, spotty and sometimes downright weird looking.
Ugh, that color!
Adrianne: “Does this Hobbit make my ass look fat?”
I don’t care what he looks like. He’s sexy as long as his voice holds out.
Gorbachev, nostalgic for the old days of the Soviet Union, waited in line for over 7 hours to get into his own birthday party.
…where he dined on a stale loaf of bread and a beat.
…only by the time he got there they were out of beets.
…and his whole family had been sent to a Siberian gulag by the time he got home
In Russia, the crap misses you.
FTFY
he saw Sarah Palin from his house, too bad his aim isn’t what it used to be…
“I am using my invisible crystal ball. And it tells me my tits are spectacular”
The Kim Jong Il comments make me laugh because Arnold is doing a perfect impression sans the thumbs-up.
seeing pics of Snooki in a bikini even makes Kim ready to loose her lunch.
after getting disgusted with her roles in the acting industry. Jennifer Love Hewitt is now becoming a full figured Statue of Liberty performer in NYC.
Just get a bunch of cats and get it over with.
“keep away from me. one false move and i will give you a blow job.”
WHO?
Well at least she didn’t show an upskirt shot.
“What? I’m in my robe again?! Oh, silly silly silly me.”
Looks like yet another awesome party fashion event.
Stoned as hell, but not bad. That dress looks like a decent ass disguise.
Lady Gaga looks pale
He looks like he ate all the king’s men then picked his teeth with Lisa Kudrow.
2 + 1 = CLOP CLOP CLOP
Ahhhhh-CHOO!
Did Berlusconi switch to male hookers or something?
You’d think a guy that old and experienced would know that you don’t actually blow on it.
“No honey, we said you COULD look hot in a burlap sack, not that you should try it!”
Someone should pay her to wear sunglasses.
Is her girdle squeezing her stomach into her brain?
Is that her mini-van?
I didn’t know Kirsten Dunst had Downs.
For a woman her age she looks great, that’s why I don’t date women her age.
is that a map of Florida?
Well spotted, that is indeed a map of Florida. How humiliating it must be for a former Soviet leader to have a picture of Amerca’s whang prominently displayed on his noggin.
Who drinks V8 splash in a wine glass?
mall vampires
This scared me.
He’s a European cigarette and a trip to Cleo’s away from hipsterhood.
He couldn’t be hip if he had an army of gay European fashion designers and makeup artists working 24/7 for the next year. All he would succeed in being is more ridiculous than he already is….which frankly seems like an impossible mission.
Tits or GTFO
Kudos for effort & staying tight.
The dress is a little ridiculous. How old is she, 60?
Funny Farm Couture.
Please tell me she’s playing a pioneer woman in a made for TV movie and she’s still in costume.
This man changed the world. I won’t dis Gorby.
If by “changed the world” you mean ” was bent over and assfucked by Ronald Regan” then yes, he did. I guess he had the last laugh though, what with still being alive and all.
Careful, things didn’t go so well for the last girl Fred Durst took pictures with.
She had some of the same stuff Kevin Spacey had.