John Mayer at LAX. (March 30, 2011)
I should have learned to play the guitar.
They’re remaking the movie “Blow” already??
Johnny Depp is going to be pissed about the break in.
He’s juuuust shy of hitting his head on the ceiling….
It almost looks like he knows he’s a douche.
TomFrank wins, everyone can go home now.
I hate it when British things get remade for America… So this is our version of Russell Brand you say?
Don’t pass judgement until you’ve seen all the accessories, like the little matching Klan cap for his wiener.
Isn’t Russell Brand a remake of those geico cavemen?
John Mayer attempts to impersonate Johnny Depp in an attempt to get through airport screening without having to drop his pants and show the “sexual napalm” scares from his tryst with Jessica Simpson to the paps.
Weird Al Yankovich is not parodying my songs anymore – this shit sounds serious!
“Today on Will It Blend, we’re putting Jack Sparrow! Jack White! And 180 pounds of pure Douchebag in the blender! Will It Blend?!?!?!”
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