‘What color today?’ – Actual caption from Chris Brown‘s Twitter.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I have to start out by asking is there a bigger tool on the planet than Chris Brown? To which Jason Segel replies ‘Here, right over here.’ On the complete opposite end of that spectrum William H. Macy one-ups Danny Devito‘s Walk of Fame acceptance and not just because of his sweet moustache, and Adrian Grenier brings it back around full circle by catching a whiff of dirty penis.
I get paid to write the phrases like ‘dirty penis’ on the internet. Hi Mom!,
- Photo Boy
[Ed. Note: Huge thanks to everyone on Facebook who called in (And subsequently heard every word we said which we didn't know.) so we can test out our little podcast/Internet radio show experiment and make somewhat less of auditory clusterfuck and more of a joyous ear cunnilinging. More on that later. - SW]