‘What color today?’ – Actual caption from Chris Brown‘s Twitter.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I have to start out by asking is there a bigger tool on the planet than Chris Brown? To which Jason Segel replies ‘Here, right over here.’ On the complete opposite end of that spectrum William H. Macy one-ups Danny Devito‘s Walk of Fame acceptance and not just because of his sweet moustache, and Adrian Grenier brings it back around full circle by catching a whiff of dirty penis.
I get paid to write the phrases like ‘dirty penis’ on the internet. Hi Mom!,
- Photo Boy
[Ed. Note: Huge thanks to everyone on Facebook who called in (And subsequently heard every word we said which we didn't know.) so we can test out our little podcast/Internet radio show experiment and make somewhat less of auditory clusterfuck and more of a joyous ear cunnilinging. More on that later. - SW]
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I steal all yall’s radio
my buddy’s step-aunt brought home $15268 a week ago. she has been making cash on the internet and bought a $477000 home. All she did was get fortunate and put into use the directions given on this website
Meth face yet doesn’t do that much meth
Was almost in Twilight
He’s gonna make it after all
That beard is so meticulouly trimmed to a horrible mess that you can barely tell where the face ends and the ass begins.
It’s like 1983 all over again.
Is that his little pecker sticking out of his fly?
Kermit taught him the finger-out-of-the-fly trick.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-1-27-12
Alternate joke: That’s actually Sasha Dabinsky, the one-armed violinist.
+1 for you sir
Hollywood Nights reference FTW.
As close as he’ll ever get to fucking a hot young star in Hollywood.
If I knew she would some day wear mom jeans I would have stuck my tongue in her ass a long time ago.
Thus effectively sealing the deal on the term ” ****** rich”
Truly…
Black or blue?
I was gonna say the same.
as was I
he looks good with long hair but the second nose is gangsta
Oh my God! Why didn’t anyone tell me I looked like Frances Fisher?
“…stay on target…..stay on target!….”
Smells Grenier’s dick
Aids.
This picture makes me smile knowing that 5 years from now he will be dead broke, with an IRS lien of about $5 million for unpaid taxes and god knows what else.
Hammer Time!
Prison, hopefully?
That would be “Slammer Time”.
At least “Hammer don’t hurt ‘em.”
you got it. this asshole holds unto his money like he holds unto his woman. like you said 5 years and it’s all gone and this fuck bag will be the anal delight at his local federal prison.
“Damn, they all got female faces dented into them.”
skinny fat is apparently an option
Are those real?
I think so, they look like Ray Bans….
awesome
whammy bah
The Lorax
No, there’s no more room in the van Mister.
Jeff, who lives at home.
Tia, who can’t fit through the door.
Nick Cannon, President.
Better enjoy it while you can, cause some bum will be passed out, pissing himself on it tonight.
…or at the time of this picture.
dat ass
Sarah Page you are gorgeous, what a delight. You made my day and for that you have my thanks, best wishes.
“Now let me think: which one’s got the blood stains inside? Oh, right! ALL of them!”
Hey, Katy Perry! You let this guy touch you.
… for her upcoming role in _A Boob Too Far_.
“….n’ dat, yo Honors, is why ah I have neva filed ma taxes”
Now see here! This astonishingly beautiful young lady has a name and deserves to have it known! Now see here! Sir, this will not stand! Google, get to work!
I don’t really need to know her name. Just let me play for awhile.
“Unh. I REALLY should have used that one condom my mom gave me *last* night. It burns!”
Oh I know her name, her name is Cindy. For the next four minutes her name is CIndy. Love you CIndy.
I lol’ed.
The cover of the next Tyler Perry movie…
Dude…..where’s my car????
Are those beautiful things real?
Who cares? They look great!
Asshole, release the sex tape and nude photos of Katy Perry already.
But, what if the tape shows her having sex with, with …him?
Too horrible to think about. God, I need a another dozen drinks.
Def. my favorite.
I knew a girl from school that did this competition. SHe said they all fuck the judges for 3 days straight in the hotels before the contest.
my friend’s sister did this shit and he should have been smarter than to tell his buddies this and invite them to the competition.
I need to be a judge!
Let me guess, they fucked his sister, lol?
Pouting because his publicist told him NO MAGNUMS this time.
“Nah. Needs more garlic.”
LOL.
Ass sphincter says what??
nice mullet.
I was watching “A Delicate Sound of Thunder” last night and I swear this guy was the sax player for the song “Us and Them”.
the floyd minus RW is *not* the floyd, my friend
And there are those who say that the Floyd minus Syd Barrett is not the Floyd.
I find it odd that people argue about it because Pink Floyd put out 2 more albums after RW left and those outsold anything RW produced during the same time.
I thoroughly enjoyed watching their 4 song set as a reunited group at Live 8 several years ago.
She looks younger than Lindsay.
And better,.
What’s with the cilice belt attachment? Is Opus Dei the new hipster-douche Kabbalah?
He’s not a hipser. Hipsters are twenty something, this man is rounding 40.
So we finally ran out of experts. Awesome. Waiting my turn, Congress.
Why is he looking at the yellow one that way? Did it peep his phone?
Tina Scarey Carrere
Won’t be the last time someone masturbates on your star.
How dare you compare Jason Segel to Chris Brown! Chris Brown is a violent abuser of women, and Jason Segel is a talented puppete . . . wait, no, you were right.