The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.8.12

March 8th, 2012 // 439 Comments

‘What color today?’ – Actual caption from Chris Brown‘s Twitter.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I have to start out by asking is there a bigger tool on the planet than Chris Brown? To which Jason Segel replies ‘Here, right over here.’ On the complete opposite end of that spectrum William H. Macy one-ups Danny Devito‘s Walk of Fame acceptance and not just because of his sweet moustache, and Adrian Grenier brings it back around full circle by catching a whiff of dirty penis.

I get paid to write the phrases like ‘dirty penis’ on the internet. Hi Mom!,

- Photo Boy

[Ed. Note: Huge thanks to everyone on Facebook who called in (And subsequently heard every word we said which we didn’t know.) so we can test out our little podcast/Internet radio show experiment and make somewhat less of auditory clusterfuck and more of a joyous ear cunnilinging. More on that later. – SW]

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  1. Bink

    I steal all yall’s radio

    • SandovalAngel

      my buddy’s step-aunt brought home $15268 a week ago. she has been making cash on the internet and bought a $477000 home. All she did was get fortunate and put into use the directions given on this website

  2. Susan Sarandon Cleavage
    Cokie McGee
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    Meth face yet doesn’t do that much meth

  3. Zac Efron
    Gale
    Commented on this photo:

    Was almost in Twilight

  4. Russell Brand V Neck Shirt
    Maude
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s gonna make it after all

    • Jody

      That beard is so meticulouly trimmed to a horrible mess that you can barely tell where the face ends and the ass begins.

  5. Tia Carrere
    Cindy
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like 1983 all over again.

  6. Jason Segel
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that his little pecker sticking out of his fly?

  7. Felicity Huffman William H. Macy Star Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Betty
    Commented on this photo:

    As close as he’ll ever get to fucking a hot young star in Hollywood.

  8. January Jones Tight Pink Pants
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    If I knew she would some day wear mom jeans I would have stuck my tongue in her ass a long time ago.

  9. Chris Brown lamborghinis Twitter
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Thus effectively sealing the deal on the term ” ****** rich”

  10. Chris Brown lamborghinis Twitter
    TooObvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Black or blue?

  11. Taylor Kitsch
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    he looks good with long hair but the second nose is gangsta

  12. Judy Greer Bra See Through Shirt
    Patrick
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my God! Why didn’t anyone tell me I looked like Frances Fisher?

  13. Susan Sarandon Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “…stay on target…..stay on target!….”

  14. Zac Efron
    free wifi
    Commented on this photo:

    Smells Grenier’s dick

  15. Nick Cannon
    Cass
    Commented on this photo:

    Aids.

  16. Chris Brown lamborghinis Twitter
    El Jefe
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture makes me smile knowing that 5 years from now he will be dead broke, with an IRS lien of about $5 million for unpaid taxes and god knows what else.

  17. Chris Brown lamborghinis Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    “Damn, they all got female faces dented into them.”

  18. Russell Brand V Neck Shirt
    free wifi
    Commented on this photo:

    skinny fat is apparently an option

  19. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Chester
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those real?

  20. Tia Carrere
    He
    Commented on this photo:

    whammy bah

  21. Felicity Huffman William H. Macy Star Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Lunch
    Commented on this photo:

    The Lorax

  22. Jason Segel
    Candy
    Commented on this photo:

    No, there’s no more room in the van Mister.

  23. Tia Carrere
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeff, who lives at home.
    Tia, who can’t fit through the door.

  24. Nick Cannon
    free wifi
    Commented on this photo:

    Nick Cannon, President.

  25. Felicity Huffman William H. Macy Star Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Better enjoy it while you can, cause some bum will be passed out, pissing himself on it tonight.

  26. Miss Hawaiian Tropic Australian Model Bikini
    Lunch
    Commented on this photo:

    dat ass

  27. Miss Hawaiian Tropic Australian Sarah Page Bikini
    Brad
    Commented on this photo:

    Sarah Page you are gorgeous, what a delight. You made my day and for that you have my thanks, best wishes.

  28. Chris Brown lamborghinis Twitter
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Now let me think: which one’s got the blood stains inside? Oh, right! ALL of them!”

  29. Russell Brand V Neck Shirt
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Katy Perry! You let this guy touch you.

  30. Susan Sarandon Cleavage
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    … for her upcoming role in _A Boob Too Far_.

  31. Nick Cannon
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “….n’ dat, yo Honors, is why ah I have neva filed ma taxes”

  32. Miss Hawaiian Tropic Australian Model Bikini
    Gaggle of Boners
    Commented on this photo:

    Now see here! This astonishingly beautiful young lady has a name and deserves to have it known! Now see here! Sir, this will not stand! Google, get to work!

  33. Zac Efron
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Unh. I REALLY should have used that one condom my mom gave me *last* night. It burns!”

  34. Miss Hawaiian Tropic Australian Model Bikini
    Weed
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh I know her name, her name is Cindy. For the next four minutes her name is CIndy. Love you CIndy.

  35. Vanessa Williams
    Govt. Cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    The cover of the next Tyler Perry movie…

  36. Adrian Grenier Drunk
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude…..where’s my car????

  37. Miss Hawaiian Tropic Australian Sarah Page Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those beautiful things real?

  38. Russell Brand V Neck Shirt
    El Jefe
    Commented on this photo:

    Asshole, release the sex tape and nude photos of Katy Perry already.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      But, what if the tape shows her having sex with, with …him?

      Too horrible to think about. God, I need a another dozen drinks.

  39. Miss Hawaiian Tropic Australian Bree Benyon Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Def. my favorite.

    I knew a girl from school that did this competition. SHe said they all fuck the judges for 3 days straight in the hotels before the contest.

  40. Zac Efron
    Carol
    Commented on this photo:

    Pouting because his publicist told him NO MAGNUMS this time.

  41. Miss Hawaiian Tropic Australian Model Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nah. Needs more garlic.”

  42. Chris Brown lamborghinis Twitter
    sc4play
    Commented on this photo:

    Ass sphincter says what??

  43. Taylor Kitsch
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    nice mullet.

    • I was watching “A Delicate Sound of Thunder” last night and I swear this guy was the sax player for the song “Us and Them”.

      • ~|~

        the floyd minus RW is *not* the floyd, my friend

      • And there are those who say that the Floyd minus Syd Barrett is not the Floyd.

        I find it odd that people argue about it because Pink Floyd put out 2 more albums after RW left and those outsold anything RW produced during the same time.

        I thoroughly enjoyed watching their 4 song set as a reunited group at Live 8 several years ago.

  44. Susan Sarandon Cleavage
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks younger than Lindsay.

  45. Russell Brand V Neck Shirt
    Minerva
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s with the cilice belt attachment? Is Opus Dei the new hipster-douche Kabbalah?

  46. Nick Cannon
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    So we finally ran out of experts. Awesome. Waiting my turn, Congress.

  47. Chris Brown lamborghinis Twitter
    Star Droppings
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is he looking at the yellow one that way? Did it peep his phone?

  48. Tia Carrere
    Commented on this photo:

    Tina Scarey Carrere

  49. Felicity Huffman William H. Macy Star Hollywood Walk Of Fame
    Commented on this photo:

    Won’t be the last time someone masturbates on your star.

  50. Jason Segel
    Dutch
    Commented on this photo:

    How dare you compare Jason Segel to Chris Brown! Chris Brown is a violent abuser of women, and Jason Segel is a talented puppete . . . wait, no, you were right.

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