The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.6.14

March 6th, 2014 // 326 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve already forced you to look at a barefaced Ronald McDonald naked in the shower, so allow me to darken this nightmare a little more with Queen Elizabeth subbing for her son in his role of Royal Onlooker of Strange Shit In The Foreground, as well as Sony Music’s prototype for the Austin Mahone 2.4™ on deck for when B-Bare inevitably shoots up an elementary school and finally, Kimleigh Smith because let’s be honest, suffocating is probably the scariest way to die.

JLo‘s vagina knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kimleigh Smith Giant Cleavage Bad Words Premiere
    Don Draper's Dad
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    I don’t know who she is but BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMSKI!

  2. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    I wish they’d stop doing these awkward Queen mashups… play with who you like, guys, but let Queen rest with Freddie, he’s just plain irreplaceable.

  3. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    Like I’ve said before, she’s a beautiful woman under all of the clown makeup she likes to wear.

  4. Sean Penn Pissed Off Waiting For Baggage JFK Airport
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    Why is Prince William in the queue with Sean Penn? Look closely, you’ll find him.

  5. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
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    What court? The food court?

  6. Beyonce Nipple Bodysuit O2 Arena Performance
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    Female empowerment!

    • If by female empowerment you mean showing everyone her hooha, being married to a man who refers to women as bitches and making light of the fact that Ike beat the shit out of Tina, then sure.

      • Apparently someone took a dump in this woman’s Cobb Salad. Tread lightly, girlfriend. A few of the denizens herein have been known to bite, leaving serious physical damage, with very little provocation.

  7. Beyonce Nipple Bodysuit O2 Arena Performance
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    what is the precise possibility that Beyonce is now more animatronic machine than flesh-and-blood boner producer?

  8. Carlos Santana Vigo The Carpathian El Hormiguero
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    When I can see your visions, you are tripping balls.

  9. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
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    Future B-Bare. What’s going to be his gansta tag? Mahomey? A-Ma? Jackass?

  10. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
    tokiromi
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    i like nicki….but something about her hair here makes me think photoshop. looks weird collar bone down.

  11. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
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    He’s tiny huge.

  12. Jennifer Lopez Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
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    Thunder cunt.

  13. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
    yourmom
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    Queen & Adam Lambert: A scene that’s been played out in countless bedrooms.

  14. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    What? You mean all that crazy just washes off?

  15. Sean Penn Pissed Off Waiting For Baggage JFK Airport
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    I seems customs has no issues letting celebrities traffic Haitian children

  16. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
    wow
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    She urgently needs all of her make-up and a wig to cover her ugly dog face.

    • Not So Sure I agree dare, Fish

      I think you are wasting your time here. The “Towerload” website might be more your speed.

  17. Beyonce Nipple Bodysuit O2 Arena Performance
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    Does Joel Schumacher direct this thing?

  18. Sean Penn Pissed Off Waiting For Baggage JFK Airport
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    “Has anyone seen my old leather bag? It’s really beat up, but I’ve had it since I was a kid. Her name is Madonna”

  19. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
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    Cara, sweety, my lap is over here….

  20. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
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    Stop giving your children iTunes money, they have shit taste.

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”

  22. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
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    Yep, those are some stinky fingers.

  23. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
    wow
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    Sex, drugs, and ugly lesbians.

  24. Carlos Santana Vigo The Carpathian El Hormiguero
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    And they said David Carradine died a few years ago…

  25. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    I see a little silhouette-o of a man.

  26. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
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    I don’t know who this is…but he should probably never do that again.

  27. Ice T Hugging Mariska Hargitay Law And Order SVU Set
    wow
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    “This one feels like a real woman!”.

  28. Cindy Crawford Randy Gerber
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    Cindy: “Oh, come on! That wasn’t a slap! HIT ME!”

  29. Marc Anthony Lifting Leg Mexico City Performance
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    If he farts, does he just float away?

  30. Queen Elizabeth Looking At Bird Art Project Reeds School
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    cool, an old bird with a stick in its head, and an old bird with a stick up her ass.

  31. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
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    Well at least we found Carmen Sandiego’s husband…

  32. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
    robertb59
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    Does his parasitic twin have a name?

  33. Sean Penn Pissed Off Waiting For Baggage JFK Airport
    PassingTrue
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    Now that Haiti is all fixed the happy Sean Penn starts his new life with Charlieze Theron.

  34. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    That’s a talent sandwich with very little meat.

  35. Ice T Hugging Mariska Hargitay Law And Order SVU Set
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    He’s even lighter-skinned than she is. When did that happen?

  36. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    TONIGHT: John Ratzenberger, George Michael, and Robert Plant, together on one stage. BE THERE!

  37. Cindy Crawford Randy Gerber
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    “You got a little something on your face. Right there *slaps*

    “Ow! Goddamnit! That’s my mole. I’ve had it forever.”

    “Really? I hadn’t noticed.”

  38. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    I give it another month…before Michelle finds another lady with even more imposing eyebrows.

  39. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
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    You never go full-whatever-this-is.

  40. Carlos Santana Vigo The Carpathian El Hormiguero
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    “That could’ve been *me* on Kung Fu! That could have been *me* on Battlestar Galactica! “

  41. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
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    “Who wants to smell my fingers?”

  42. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    Adam Lambert wishes he was half the queen Freddie was. You want to impress us, get AIDS and die. Then we’ll talk.

  43. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    “Gads! This exercise truly sets our tooth on edge!”

  44. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
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    Siamese twits.

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    Yes. Please!

  46. Marc Anthony Lifting Leg Mexico City Performance
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    Seen here kicking off his 2014 Anal Sounding Tour.

  47. Julianne Hough Tank Top Head Massage Nail Salon
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    the big jug of Jergins makes me think this is my kind of Korean salon.

  48. Sean Penn Pissed Off Waiting For Baggage JFK Airport
    Ruckus
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    One man, One bag, and only enough time to save one. This summer, Sean Penn is heading for Baggage Claim!

  49. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
    Cock Dr
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    Brian May is an astrophysicist …WTF is he doing slumming around with our Star Search leftovers?

  50. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    I’ll admit he did a good job performing with them, but he’s no Freddie Mercury. Nobody is.

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