The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.6.14

March 6th, 2014 // 326 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve already forced you to look at a barefaced Ronald McDonald naked in the shower, so allow me to darken this nightmare a little more with Queen Elizabeth subbing for her son in his role of Royal Onlooker of Strange Shit In The Foreground, as well as Sony Music’s prototype for the Austin Mahone 2.4™ on deck for when B-Bare inevitably shoots up an elementary school and finally, Kimleigh Smith because let’s be honest, suffocating is probably the scariest way to die.

JLo‘s vagina knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cindy Crawford Randy Gerber
    fred
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    25 years ago I thought that mole was sexy. Now, every time I look at it I want to burn it off her smoldering face with a commercial grade blow torch. Shit. Did I just say that out loud?

  2. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
    fred
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    “No, you are right. I can’t believe I am sitting here with this twat either.”

  3. Kimleigh Smith Giant Cleavage Bad Words Premiere
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    Wow!

  4. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    She’s actually pretty pretty when she’s not all done up in plastic clown mode.

    It’s the Snooki syndrome.

  5. Ice T Hugging Mariska Hargitay Law And Order SVU Set
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    This man wrote ‘Cop Killer’

  6. Sean Penn Pissed Off Waiting For Baggage JFK Airport
    J. LO
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    “Get your “Mr. Hands” off my luggage!”

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    For some reason, it took me a while to recognize how hot this chick is…

  8. Beyonce Nipple Bodysuit O2 Arena Performance
    Gnome Zane
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    If you had future-vision like Kurt Cobain…you’d kill yourself too.

  9. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    “OK….drop and give me 20!”

    *it’s alive!*

  10. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Tongue
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    Mushmouth was always my favorite Cosby Kid.

  11. Ice T Hugging Mariska Hargitay Law And Order SVU Set
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    “From bubble-butt, to no-butt. Damn it!”

  12. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    On recorder: I hate her whore ass.

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    in every picture of a hot woman, there’s jesse in the background shouting “magnets bitch”

  14. Julianne Hough Tank Top Head Massage Nail Salon
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    Hey! Thats my jerk-off lotion! One degree separation… nice!

  15. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    Is this another film preview of ‘Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Undead’?

  16. Marc Anthony Lifting Leg Mexico City Performance
    meeps!
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    So impressions of Justin Bieber peeing in a jailhouse toilet is a thing now…?

  17. Kimleigh Smith Giant Cleavage Bad Words Premiere
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    Forget it, white boy…she’s playing battle ship, and you’re playing motor boat.

  18. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint JFK Airport
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    Fresh like daisies, with a hint of Summers Eve.

  19. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Drive me home, Seal.”

  20. Emmanuelle Chriqui Fake Baby Bump Kevin Connolly Entourage Movie Set
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    World record: from layout blanket, impregnate, to work off baby fat with yoga mat. Well done sir.

  21. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world’s first shower with hot and cold running bleach.

  22. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    Pocahontas say…You got Beez in Da Trap.

  23. Carlos Santana Vigo The Carpathian El Hormiguero
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    Vigo the Carpathian… lol.

  24. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
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    How in the hell is this woman, and I use the term loosely, a model?

  25. Ice T Hugging Mariska Hargitay Law And Order SVU Set
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    Ice-T is thinking yes, finally, I’m the bigger person in a hug.

  26. Marc Anthony Lifting Leg Mexico City Performance
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    Sure, he’s Puerto Rican, but can’t you just hear him saying “They’re always after me Lucky Charms”?

  27. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    Roger looks like he would like a Hammer to Fall on Lambert’s noggin.

  28. Kevin Dillon Making Out With His Dog
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    They’ll let any groupies onto the set of Entourage.

  29. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
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    She still has a set of very motorboatable ta-tas that will keep attention away from her face.

  30. Queen Elizabeth Looking At Bird Art Project Reeds School
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    Why are you always posting so may pics of Queen Elizabeth? There’s only so many times a man can masturbate.

  31. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    Do your Fire Marshall Bill laugh, Maria! Wait, what do you mean that’s your real laugh?

  32. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    Queens.

  33. Julianne Hough Tank Top Head Massage Nail Salon
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    She should put on some fake buckteeth and a pair of those gag glasses that make your eyes look oriental.

  34. Jaimie Alexander Flat Butt Yoga Pants
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    That is more like Astro Boy’s ass than Wonder Woman’s.

  35. Emmanuelle Chriqui Fake Baby Bump Kevin Connolly Entourage Movie Set
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    When does HBO go Avengers and do a movie featuring the characters of Entourage, Sex and the City and say Game of Thrones all in one action packed 3 hour set piece.

  36. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
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    I see you, Quatto.

  37. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans
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    What is the opposide of “Dat ass?”

  38. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    Harry is performing a PG rated re-enactment of his night in Vegas.

  39. Cindy Crawford Randy Gerber
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    “My wrist keeps bending this way…Does it mean I’m gay?”

  40. Marc Anthony Lifting Leg Mexico City Performance
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    Yippee!! I’ve got a rich girlfriend!

  41. Emmanuelle Chriqui Fake Baby Bump Kevin Connolly Entourage Movie Set
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    Does Entourage and The Hobbit have interchangeable actors?

  42. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    “Step right this way to my one man spanking machine.”

  43. Julianne Hough Tank Top Head Massage Nail Salon
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    “You know, you are not the first ‘ho’ we have had in here.”

  44. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
    Vlad
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    I see the chemo’s going well.

  45. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    “Okay, It’s starting to come out … GET A MATCH!!”

  46. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
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    Dick Crazy

  47. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
    BlackManUSA
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    “HAHAHA!!! And then I said ‘It’s me William.’ Then I got her pregnant, I did. HAHAHAHA.”

  48. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
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    I guess his formal Moo Moo(?) must have been in the dry cleaners.

  49. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
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    Okay…NOW I understand why they did a Spider-man reboot!

  50. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
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    Ewok Sith lords had mastered the Power of the F-bomb.

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