The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.6.14

Photo Boy / March 6, 2014

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve already forced you to look at a barefaced Ronald McDonald naked in the shower, so allow me to darken this nightmare a little more with Queen Elizabeth subbing for her son in his role of Royal Onlooker of Strange Shit In The Foreground, as well as Sony Music’s prototype for the Austin Mahone 2.4™ on deck for when B-Bare inevitably shoots up an elementary school and finally, Kimleigh Smith because let’s be honest, suffocating is probably the scariest way to die.

JLo’s vagina knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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