The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.6.14

March 6th, 2014 // 326 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve already forced you to look at a barefaced Ronald McDonald naked in the shower, so allow me to darken this nightmare a little more with Queen Elizabeth subbing for her son in his role of Royal Onlooker of Strange Shit In The Foreground, as well as Sony Music’s prototype for the Austin Mahone 2.4™ on deck for when B-Bare inevitably shoots up an elementary school and finally, Kimleigh Smith because let’s be honest, suffocating is probably the scariest way to die.

JLo‘s vagina knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    AAAAGGGGHHH!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  2. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
    kravdan
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    The camera adds 200 pounds, but hey black is slimming right…

  3. Jessica Pare No Makeup Canadian Screen Awards in Toronto
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    And the 2014 Emmy Award for Outstanding Makeup for a Multi-Camera Series (Non-Prosthetic) goes to: Lana Horochowski, Mad Men.

  4. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
    CptCreep
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    This is a serious question, does he have some sort of disorder that makes his arms and legs shorter than a normal Oompa Loompa?

  5. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
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    some commenter said he looks like a microwaved turd, and they win

  6. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
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    And light switch OUT!

  7. Cindy Crawford Randy Gerber
    kravdan
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    Does Mr. Cindy Crawford have to smack a bitch?

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    From Breaking Bad to makeup artist for a local spot show? Dayum

  9. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
    The Pope
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    Isn’t Queen AND Adam Lambert a little redundant?

  10. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    ease off the self tanner, Einstein.

  11. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
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    Goddamit, we have to deal with another one of these things? Just shoot me now.

    • The record companies are well versed in the old adage, “A fool and his money are soon parted.” It’s their entire business model.

  12. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    kravdan
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    Are we sure it’s not Toby Maguire in drag?

  13. Kevin Dillon Making Out With His Dog
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    i thought that was his reflection until I saw the tongue sticking out.

  14. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    emma watson's vagina
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    still would do.

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    My hand would accidentally slip lower, a lot lower.

  16. Jessica Pare No Makeup Canadian Screen Awards in Toronto
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    bad gum to tooth ratio in that smile

  17. Kimleigh Smith Giant Cleavage Bad Words Premiere
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    SLAMBA JAMBA. I don’t even know what it means, but it fits.

  18. Marc Anthony Lifting Leg Mexico City Performance
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    “Who wants to see this thing in my ass?”
    *Wild cheering*

  19. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
    kravdan
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    NOT THE BEES!

  20. Kevin Dillon Making Out With His Dog
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    Miley has a twin sister?

  21. Heidi Klum Butt Tight Jeans
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    if I owned a restaurant, I’d serve an entree that was overpriced, overrated, tasted shitty and call it a KlumBurger.

  22. Hal Sparks Vest Perfect T Shirt Bad Words Premiere
    The Pope
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    AKA: The only former host of “Talk Soup” that never did anything else.

  23. Chris Noth Leather Jacket
    Pickle Nose
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    WTF does this guy do?

  24. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
    Joe Simpson's strap on
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    Clive Davis allegedly had Whitney sacrificed to make way for…this?

  25. Hal Sparks Vest Perfect T Shirt Bad Words Premiere
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    Jesus, that’s some shit the Backstreet Boys would have worn back in the day. No dude.

  26. Jessica Pare No Makeup Canadian Screen Awards in Toronto
    The Pope
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    Evidently it’s not that difficult to become a celebrity in Canada.

  27. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    Looks like someone had Mexican food for the first time in their life.

  28. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint JFK Airport
    Pickle Nose
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    Say what you will about her face, her personality, etc…you can’t deny that she has a fantastic backside.

  29. Emmanuelle Chriqui Fake Baby Bump Kevin Connolly Entourage Movie Set
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    Even in a movie she looks sad to be around that douchebag. I imagine the look on her face is the look any woman in real life would have if they let him have sex with them and knocked them up. Fuck!

  30. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
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    Looks like someone forgot their wig.

  31. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    She is awful, how was she not a no hit wonder?

  32. Emmanuelle Chriqui Fake Baby Bump Kevin Connolly Entourage Movie Set
    Pickle Nose
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    I don’t like it. She has the legs and jowls of a pregnant person too. Either the makeup crew is really on top of its game, or she’s letting herself go.

  33. Ice T Hugging Mariska Hargitay Law And Order SVU Set
    Dr. Kevorkian
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    She had quite a run going and then a few years ago BAM she hit the wall.

  34. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
    browsandbro's
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    Poor Cara, she will have lost her looks by 2020 at the rate she’s going.

  35. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
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    No Mr. cage your scum bag son is at the house fapping off to the Addams Family .

  36. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
    Little Tongue
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    Air fucking is, to the newest generations, what air guitar used to be to us, older folks. Since kids, these days, have no idea what real instruments sound like/look like, they pretend to make music with their genitals. #fuckmeasong

  37. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
    Deacon Jones
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    Little did the molten ball of plastic and aborted fetuses know, as it was poured into the sandal mold in a dingy Chinese factory, what lay ahead for it overseas.
    “I’m going to America!” it thought, as it read the shipping label that was slapped on its packing box by a skeletal child chewing tobacco.
    “…Los Angeles, CA..” it read. “Im going to Hollywood?? Im going to BE somebody!”
    And be someone it would. Someone that would take over 4,000 pounds per square inch of crushing blows by a pair of ashy, smelly feet that sweat profusely. Someone that had to be there, 2, sometimes 3 times a day, at the base of the toilet as its master forcibly moved his loose bowels. The residual splashes of water landing on its face.
    “I’m ruined” it moaned at night. “This is awful!!”
    But the road ahead was just beginning. And the road ahead was filled with a terror few of this world have known.

  38. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    Zuull… Zuul… ZUUL!

  39. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
    Joebie
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    isn’t anyone looking at hear MELTED EAR?!

  40. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    She looks a lot better w/out all the crazy make up & hair. I like her tits (don’t care that they’re fake)

  41. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
    david(guest)
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    hey nic !doug stanhope called. yeah. it was a wrong number, so i hung up. how did doug stanhope get my number? weird

  42. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
    anonymous
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    I guess it’s fitting that his latest Elvis cover is from Jailhouse Rock.

  43. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
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    Remember, this is a supermodel.

  44. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
    Pilin
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    Ceer-Do Green

  45. Beyonce Nipple Bodysuit O2 Arena Performance
    Jade
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    Is her music so bad that she has to sell her body? I don’t think I’ve ever seen concert pics of her not in some kind of lingerie-looking stuff.

  46. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
    Jade
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    Quick, someone grab her head before it starts spinning!

  47. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    Jade
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    When did she become a grandma?

  48. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
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    I see he will be losing a foot in the future, followed by a round of insulin, and by a diabetics cookbook that won’t be looked at.

  49. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
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    That must be a good toot of coke if her eyes are squinted down like that. Or Michelle farted in the car and Cara is tripping from the fumes.

  50. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
    fred
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    I think I saw those sandals at Fashionable Male. Or maybe it was at the Big and Tall Woman Store.

    I can’t remember now.

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