The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.6.14

March 6th, 2014 // 326 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve already forced you to look at a barefaced Ronald McDonald naked in the shower, so allow me to darken this nightmare a little more with Queen Elizabeth subbing for her son in his role of Royal Onlooker of Strange Shit In The Foreground, as well as Sony Music’s prototype for the Austin Mahone 2.4™ on deck for when B-Bare inevitably shoots up an elementary school and finally, Kimleigh Smith because let’s be honest, suffocating is probably the scariest way to die.

JLo‘s vagina knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
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    “What about ‘Knowing’ and ‘Ghost Rider’? I have no idea what you’re talking about — TAXI!”

  2. Julianne Hough Tank Top Head Massage Nail Salon
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    She’s fucking beautiful.

  3. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
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    Apparently leaving a nightclub in London looks a lot like sitting on a sidewalk in Berkeley.

  4. Jessica Pare No Makeup Canadian Screen Awards in Toronto
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    eh…nothing some crest whitestrips and a paper bag wouldn’t fix

  5. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    johnq
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    stop recycling those dresses maria!

  6. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
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    She’s getting fat in the face. You better not fall off, Mary Jane.

  7. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    Is that what the English mean by a “balls-up”?

  8. Jaimie Alexander Flat Butt Yoga Pants
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    The real Wonder Woman.

  9. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint JFK Airport
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    She should get TSA Precheck certified, you can keep your jacket on. But she seems more like the kind to jacket off.

    did you get it? It was a pun!

  10. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    So there IS a reason for all that makeup and wig nonsense.

  11. Sean Penn Pissed Off Waiting For Baggage JFK Airport
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    He even looks mad at the baggage carousel.

  12. Jessica Pare No Makeup Canadian Screen Awards in Toronto
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    Don’t be turned away by her average face guys, check out her tits in “Hot Tub Time machine”. You’re welcome.

  13. Cathy Jennings Feeling Up Patrick Warburtons Chest Mr Peabody & Sherman Premiere
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    I want to hear an audiobook with Patrick Warburton, Morgan Freeman, Samuel L Jackson, and James Earl Jones. I don’t even care what the book is, that would be some sweet, soothing dialog.

  14. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
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    Yes your honor, those are shower sandals.

  15. Kimleigh Smith Giant Cleavage Bad Words Premiere
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    Those look like a great place to rest my head.

  16. Roger Taylor Adam Lambert Brian May Queen And Adam Lambert Press Conference
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    Kenny Rogers, Joe Jonas and Einstein walk into a bar.

  17. Hal Sparks Vest Perfect T Shirt Bad Words Premiere
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    Not sure who that bitch is, but he’s 20 years too old for whatever the fuck he thinks he is.

  18. Jennifer Hudson Cleavage Bra Sticking Out Tongue
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    Sexy lady.

  19. Carlos Santana Vigo The Carpathian El Hormiguero
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    One riff per lifetime.

  20. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    Obviously it’s not the first time he’s juggled balls with his feet while laying on his back.

  21. Emmanuelle Chriqui Fake Baby Bump Kevin Connolly Entourage Movie Set
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    I hope she’s not really pregnant.

  22. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
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    You would think being compared to Bieber would be a deterrent for whatever it is you’re doing…

  23. Emmanuelle Chriqui Fake Baby Bump Kevin Connolly Entourage Movie Set
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    Turtle Jr.

  24. Austin Mahone Crotch Bulge Gold Sneakers
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    Also, a Wonder Woman themed wife beater? Sigh.

  25. Queen Elizabeth Looking At Bird Art Project Reeds School
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    It reminds her of when she used to watch people’s heads get put on pikes.

  26. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
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    If I was a judge I would rip him a new asshole. You have how much money to spend on a decent suit, or slacks and a button up, and you come into court (regarding your drugging and rape case, btw) looking like you rolled out of bed?

  27. Jennifer Lopez Cameltoe Tight White Jeans
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    Yikes, lips.

  28. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    Invictus Wounded Warrior Games? Are you telling me those three just got smoked by some cripples in a game of dodge ball?

  29. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
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    She has the same double chin that LiLo has…

  30. Hal Sparks Vest Perfect T Shirt Bad Words Premiere
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    I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out something witty to say, but everything I come up with feels like I’m making fun of a mentally disabled kid.

  31. Jessica Pare No Makeup Canadian Screen Awards in Toronto
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    I hear she has a great personality.

  32. Julianne Hough Tank Top Head Massage Nail Salon
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    With facial hair she looks like her brother Derek.

  33. Nicki Minaj Naked Topless No Makeup In Shower Instagram
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    When did Dobby get the boob job?

    And yes, Harry Potter jokes are still relevant.

  34. Jaimie Alexander Flat Butt Yoga Pants
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Lady Stiffy

  35. Cathy Jennings Feeling Up Patrick Warburtons Chest Mr Peabody & Sherman Premiere
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    She’s pulling his puddy.

  36. Jessica Pare No Makeup Canadian Screen Awards in Toronto
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Fuck CEOs… the makeup and hair people on Mad Men deserve to be the highest paid people on the planet.

  37. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
    maoix
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    “Nobody gets this obese without being impotent, so I obviously didn’t rape her.”

  38. Lea Michele Butt Yoga Pants TSA Checkpoint JFK Airport
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    Please be careful with that jacket, Corey got it for me. Buy my album?

  39. Emmanuelle Chriqui Fake Baby Bump Kevin Connolly Entourage Movie Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I was horrified before I realized it was a scene from a movie.

    Then I was horrified to find out Entourage is being made into a movie.

  40. Kevin Dillon Making Out With His Dog
    J
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    “Bitch, give me a kiss.”

  41. Prince Harry Legs In The Air Copperbox Invictus Wounded Warriors Games For Injured Soldiers
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    Prince Harry displays his copperbox.

  42. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
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    I gotta think his inseam is smaller than his neck size.

  43. Nicolas Cage Gray Hair Panama Hat LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s playing Dick Tracy now? I guess the villains are IRS agents #1, 2, and 3, as well as “Embarrassing Son” Cage.

  44. Ice T Hugging Mariska Hargitay Law And Order SVU Set
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    It must be nice embrace a women and have your hands touch.

  45. Cee Lo Green Sandals Baggy Linen Pants Knit Hat Court Appearance
    coljack
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    “Your honor, these charges are preposterous! Do I really look like the kind of person who shoplifted a carton of Twinkies every day for a year?”

  46. Carlos Santana Vigo The Carpathian El Hormiguero
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    “So Carlos, what would you look like if you weren’t wearing that ridiculous hat all the time and shaved your mustache?”

  47. Cathy Jennings Feeling Up Patrick Warburtons Chest Mr Peabody & Sherman Premiere
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    Makes me sad that Rules of Engagement was cancelled but WGN is playing the hell out of it.

  48. Jaimie Alexander Flat Butt Yoga Pants
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    This is a Jonas brother, right? The straight one.

  49. Sean Penn Pissed Off Waiting For Baggage JFK Airport
    The Pope
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    Over 50 movie roles, and 2 Oscars and he’s still flying commercial? I mean, I can understand Kelly Clarkson and Anders Breivik. But Sean Penn?

  50. Cara Delevingne Drunk High Michelle Rodriguez Leaving Libertine Nightclub
    coljack
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    Theirs is a love story for the ages. Like Romeo and Juliet. Like Tristan and Isolde. Like Forest and Jenny. Or, judging by the picture, like Ronson and Lohan.

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