The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.5.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Crystal Hefner finally Instagrammed something that might not have you guys calling for her death, except of course you will because humanity is the turd pile that perpetuates this family’s massive wealth. Not to mention Carrot Top somehow not mopping an Applebee’s bathroom right now, Jimmy Fallon somehow not sharing a studio apartment with Tim Meadows and Ozzy Osbourne, for Christ’s sake. Look what you savages did to hi– Oh right, that was the drugs. My bad on that one.

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