The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.29.12

March 29th, 2012 // 520 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we officially declare Maria Menounos‘s ass the winner of Dancing With The Stars and that goes for every season here on out. We’ve also got Emile Hirsch on his way to full-blown Shia, as well as The Rock and John Cena reacting to what I can only assume is Torrie Wilson doing toe-touches.

Chin up boys, two Hail Mary’s and an Our Father and you’ll forget all about it, is something my priest used to say,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katie Couric Kissing Maksim Chmerkovskiy DWTS
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    :Who the hell is this guy and why is he biting my chin?”

  2. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage Miniskirt
    catapostrophe
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    She look like Grinch.

  3. Candice Swanepoel Miranda Kerr Bikini
    JC
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    I’m confident that Jennifer Simpson will have just as much hotness post-baby that Miranda Kerr does and….HA HA HA! Sorry, I couldn’t finish.

  4. John Cena
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    MOUSE! MOUSE! MOUSE!

  5. The Rock
    doogleberg
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    “I always had trouble being taken seriously as an actor…until I grew this sweet goatee.”

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Blech
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    Smoking: It makes you look about 60 when you’re only 46. — Truth.org

  7. Emile Hirsch Puffy Jacket Sunglasses Hat Scruffy Beard
    catapostrophe
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    What small hands you have!

  8. Pauly D Gold Chain
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    When did E.T. turn into such a douchebag?

  9. Katie Couric Kissing Maksim Chmerkovskiy DWTS
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    Oops…of course I meant “Who the hell is this guy and why is he biting my chin?””

    I hate typos.

  10. Charlie Sheen Missing Teeth The Today Show
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    “And that’s how I get my penis to blow smoke rings.”

  11. Charlie Sheen Missing Teeth The Today Show
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    “And that’s how I get my penis to blow smoke rings.”

  12. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    Blech
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    Are those Nicorette patches on her areolae?

  13. Kendall Jenner Ponytail Twitter
    Blech
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    She only looks about 32 here.

  14. Pink Middle Finger
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    “That’s right, I drive a Dodge. What of it?”

  15. Seal Gold Shoes
    catapostrophe
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    Seal don’t give a shit!

    • fartbucket

      Seal just takes what he wants and puts living fear into whoever gets in his way or thinks about touching it.

  16. Bruce Jenner
    El Jefe
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    The face of a man that just realized he sold his soul to the devil.

  17. John Cena
    Blech
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    Holy… For a second there I thought that the top word was “Piss”. Everything would have been alright with the world if that were the case because this guy obviously enjoys golden showers.

  18. Charlie Sheen Missing Teeth The Today Show
    Cock Dr
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    No wonder he has to pay them. He looks like a vagrant scrubbed up and stuffed into a suit for a court appearance.

  19. John Mayer Hat Sunglasses Long Hair
    El Jefe
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    Word is he can no longer sing anymore. Keeping my fingers crossed this is true.

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker
    catapostrophe
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    Are they doing ANOTHER Psycho remake?

  21. Charlie Sheen Missing Teeth The Today Show
    Blech
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    I dunno. I get the feeling that standing next to him would entail being engulfed by the scents of stale beer and old piss.

  22. Steven Tyler Scarf Goggles Motorcycle
    catapostrophe
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    This picture is amazing, regardless.

  23. Bruce Jenner
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    That’s not Bruce Jenner…it’s Bruce Jenner’s mom!

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker
    El Jefe
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    Can you imagine being her kid and getting woken up by her in the morning? I would have a heart attack and crap my pants.

  25. Candice Swanepoel Miranda Kerr Bikini
    Blech
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    Miranda looks very excited here…

  26. Pauly D Gold Chain
    it had to be said
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    He’s trying to decide if he’s more freaked out that Situation is gay, or that Situation is Snooki’s babydaddy.

  27. Pauly D Gold Chain
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    Pauly gets his fashion sense from the stone heads on Easter Island!

  28. Steven Tyler Scarf Goggles Motorcycle
    El Jefe
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    If he could not sing he would be a homeless man sleeping under a bridge and begging people for change in the subway.

  29. Seal Gold Shoes
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    “You like? It’s a belt-less trenchcoat. They call it the Executive. It sure goes well with my work boots, skinny jeans, and wife-beater.”

  30. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    El Jefe
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    Tara Reid thanks god that she can stave off becoming a prostitute for some Arab sheik in the Middle East for one more year thanks to this movie.

  31. Candice Swanepoel Miranda Kerr Bikini
    Blech
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    Both beautiful ladies, and not even close to naked!

    Eat that, Mennifer Nicole Lee.

    • Blech

      On second thought, don’t ‘eat that’ Mennifer Nicole Lee. Please don’t. If you could altogether keep your greasy self away from women who are actually attractive, that would be awesome.

  32. Chris Klein Thomas Ian Nicholas Weird Makeup American Reunion
    El Jefe
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    Chris Klein and whoever this dude is thanking god that they can stave off becoming prostitutes for some Arab sheik in the Middle East for one more year thanks to this movie.

  33. Candice Swanepoel Miranda Kerr Bikini
    El Jefe
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    If you win the Mega Millions tomorrow, this is how your life could look like every day too.

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker
    it had to be said
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    Hey, why the unattractive face?

  35. Alice Eve Bra See Through Dress
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    Nailed it!

  36. Emile Hirsch Puffy Jacket Sunglasses Hat Scruffy Beard
    cubegleamer
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    I’m in Venice right now and let me tell you, it’s not cold enough for that jacket.

  37. John Mayer Hat Sunglasses Long Hair
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    He is much learned in the ways of douchebaggery.

  38. Steven Tyler Scarf Goggles Motorcycle
    it had to be said
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    Notice he’s not wearing a helmet so there’s still hope this national nightmare could end.

  39. Candice Swanepoel Miranda Kerr Bikini
    El Jefe
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    Remember that poster with the mansion and expensive cars, “justification for higher education”, this is so much better.

  40. Candice Swanepoel Miranda Kerr Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I hope the menfolk don’t hurt themselves too badly over these shots.

  41. Charlie Sheen Missing Teeth The Today Show
    it had to be said
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    “You wanna pull Uncle Charlie’s finger? No, lower.”

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    She’s rehearsing for the starring role in The Maria Shriver Story.

  43. Steven Tyler Scarf Goggles Motorcycle
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    Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians Hall of Famer.

  44. John Cena
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    He’s really going to make a mess of those jorts doing that.

  45. Alice Eve Bra See Through Dress
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    hmmmmm…let’s try this…

    http://imgur.com/VxVVo

  46. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    We
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    DAT iPHONE

  47. Katherine Heigl Josh Kelley
    Internet
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    Gheorghe Mureșan

  48. Chris Klein Thomas Ian Nicholas Weird Makeup American Reunion
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    CK: “We had the world by the balls ten years ago didn’t we?”

    TIN: “Yea, and then you did a movie with LL Cool J.”

    CK: “What’s your excuse then?”

  49. John Mayer Hat Sunglasses Long Hair
    Bobu
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    The douchiest of all douches.

    Continuum is a pretty good album, though.

  50. Kendall Jenner Ponytail Twitter
    pygmyelephant
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what happens when you try too hard.

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