Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we officially declare Maria Menounos‘s ass the winner of Dancing With The Stars and that goes for every season here on out. We’ve also got Emile Hirsch on his way to full-blown Shia, as well as The Rock and John Cena reacting to what I can only assume is Torrie Wilson doing toe-touches.
Chin up boys, two Hail Mary’s and an Our Father and you’ll forget all about it, is something my priest used to say,
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:Who the hell is this guy and why is he biting my chin?”
She look like Grinch.
I’m confident that Jennifer Simpson will have just as much hotness post-baby that Miranda Kerr does and….HA HA HA! Sorry, I couldn’t finish.
Or Jessica Simpson. Miranda’s hotness made me stupid(er).
MOUSE! MOUSE! MOUSE!
“I always had trouble being taken seriously as an actor…until I grew this sweet goatee.”
Smoking: It makes you look about 60 when you’re only 46. — Truth.org
What small hands you have!
“Two hands, Emile. Be careful. We don’t want to ruin the pretty puffy jacket Auntie Liz bought you.”
When did E.T. turn into such a douchebag?
Oops…of course I meant “Who the hell is this guy and why is he biting my chin?””
I hate typos.
“And that’s how I get my penis to blow smoke rings.”
“And that’s how I get my penis to blow smoke rings.”
Are those Nicorette patches on her areolae?
She only looks about 32 here.
“That’s right, I drive a Dodge. What of it?”
Seal don’t give a shit!
Seal just takes what he wants and puts living fear into whoever gets in his way or thinks about touching it.
The face of a man that just realized he sold his soul to the devil.
Somehow I think he realized that long long ago…
It’s the face of a man who’s had his nose replaced with a needledick.
Holy… For a second there I thought that the top word was “Piss”. Everything would have been alright with the world if that were the case because this guy obviously enjoys golden showers.
No wonder he has to pay them. He looks like a vagrant scrubbed up and stuffed into a suit for a court appearance.
Word is he can no longer sing anymore. Keeping my fingers crossed this is true.
Anymore?
Are they doing ANOTHER Psycho remake?
I dunno. I get the feeling that standing next to him would entail being engulfed by the scents of stale beer and old piss.
This picture is amazing, regardless.
That’s not Bruce Jenner…it’s Bruce Jenner’s mom!
Can you imagine being her kid and getting woken up by her in the morning? I would have a heart attack and crap my pants.
Well at least if the heart attack killed you, crapping your pants wouldn’t matter too much.
Miranda looks very excited here…
He’s trying to decide if he’s more freaked out that Situation is gay, or that Situation is Snooki’s babydaddy.
Pauly gets his fashion sense from the stone heads on Easter Island!
If he could not sing he would be a homeless man sleeping under a bridge and begging people for change in the subway.
“You like? It’s a belt-less trenchcoat. They call it the Executive. It sure goes well with my work boots, skinny jeans, and wife-beater.”
Tara Reid thanks god that she can stave off becoming a prostitute for some Arab sheik in the Middle East for one more year thanks to this movie.
Both beautiful ladies, and not even close to naked!
Eat that, Mennifer Nicole Lee.
On second thought, don’t ‘eat that’ Mennifer Nicole Lee. Please don’t. If you could altogether keep your greasy self away from women who are actually attractive, that would be awesome.
Chris Klein and whoever this dude is thanking god that they can stave off becoming prostitutes for some Arab sheik in the Middle East for one more year thanks to this movie.
This sounds so familiar
If you win the Mega Millions tomorrow, this is how your life could look like every day too.
Hey, why the unattractive face?
Hahahahahahaha!
Nailed it!
Fantastic use of the new feature vito!
I’m in Venice right now and let me tell you, it’s not cold enough for that jacket.
He is much learned in the ways of douchebaggery.
Notice he’s not wearing a helmet so there’s still hope this national nightmare could end.
Take a look at what he’s wearing… I’m guessing head trauma has already occurred at some point.
Remember that poster with the mansion and expensive cars, “justification for higher education”, this is so much better.
I hope the menfolk don’t hurt themselves too badly over these shots.
Too late. It can happen in a split second.
“You wanna pull Uncle Charlie’s finger? No, lower.”
I am both humored and intensely disgusted at the same time. Bravo.
She’s rehearsing for the starring role in The Maria Shriver Story.
Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians Hall of Famer.
He’s really going to make a mess of those jorts doing that.
hmmmmm…let’s try this…
http://imgur.com/VxVVo
It’s probably just as well you couldn’t embed that gif, vito. Fish took down a beaver shot someone posted on the weekend. Apparently, he has standards now…
Thank You! I could watch those tits bounce all day.
DAT iPHONE
Gheorghe Mureșan
CK: “We had the world by the balls ten years ago didn’t we?”
TIN: “Yea, and then you did a movie with LL Cool J.”
CK: “What’s your excuse then?”
The douchiest of all douches.
Continuum is a pretty good album, though.
This is what happens when you try too hard.