The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.29.12

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we officially declare Maria Menounos’s ass the winner of Dancing With The Stars and that goes for every season here on out. We’ve also got Emile Hirsch on his way to full-blown Shia, as well as The Rock and John Cena reacting to what I can only assume is Torrie Wilson doing toe-touches.

Chin up boys, two Hail Mary’s and an Our Father and you’ll forget all about it, is something my priest used to say,

- Photo Boy

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