The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.29.12

March 29th, 2012 // 520 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we officially declare Maria Menounos‘s ass the winner of Dancing With The Stars and that goes for every season here on out. We’ve also got Emile Hirsch on his way to full-blown Shia, as well as The Rock and John Cena reacting to what I can only assume is Torrie Wilson doing toe-touches.

Chin up boys, two Hail Mary’s and an Our Father and you’ll forget all about it, is something my priest used to say,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Steven Tyler Scarf Goggles Motorcycle
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Next stop The Scooter Store.

  2. Pauly D Gold Chain
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    I hear Pauly isn’t allowed in the ocean anymore because the EPA has classified him as an oil spill.

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Cher X
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    Is it weird that I thought this was Bethanny Frankel at first?

  4. Steven Tyler Scarf Goggles Motorcycle
    Richard McBeef
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    he sucks so bad now that it even makes sweet emotion and dream on suck in the past.

  5. Pink Middle Finger
    Blech
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    I know most of us think this is the typical stupid Facebook profile shot pose, but rest assured she felt to pose like this from the depths of her gut.

  6. Robert Downey Jr. Bowler Hat
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    He looks like he should be pulling an imaginary rope.

  7. Elizabeth Berkley Pregnant Stretch Pants
    Alex
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    “Caffeine pills!”

  8. Kendall Jenner Ponytail Twitter
    Richard McBeef
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    Damnit, now I have to find a new place to dump the dismembered bodies of her sisters.

  9. Kendall Jenner Ponytail Twitter
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Corey Feldman will be jealous.

  10. Elizabeth Berkley Pregnant Stretch Pants
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    “I’m So Excited, I’m So Excited, I’m So…knocked up”

  11. Pink Middle Finger
    Alex
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    Fuck you too, you 12 year old boy with a beer gut looking punk bitch.

  12. Pauly D Gold Chain
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    If you let a paintbrush sit too long without cleaning it, you’ll end up throwing it away.

  13. Robert Downey Jr. Bowler Hat
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    Bud Bundy’s looking good

  14. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    El Jefe
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    Great Ass – Al Pacino

  15. Bruce Jenner
    Blech
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    I thought he might be moving out but that’s not a moving out Jenner face. That’s more a heading-back-home face.

  16. Charlie Sheen Missing Teeth The Today Show
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Apparently winning takes a heavy toll.

  17. Emile Hirsch Puffy Jacket Sunglasses Hat Scruffy Beard
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    “Me an’ mah bruthers jus’ come inta town ta get aur toenails clipped.”

  18. Pink Middle Finger
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    Aren’t people supposed to care about you before you flip them off?

  19. The Rock
    Alex
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    39 is the new 60. Or something like that. Motherfucker looks old.

  20. Seal Gold Shoes
    Blech
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    You know, if he kept me locked out of his special room, his entire special house, I’d feel privileged.

  21. Candice Swanepoel Miranda Kerr Bikini
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Here’s my idea. If instead of fashion photography we just photoshopped Jean Shrimpton’s head on to pictures of different dresses women like this would soon get pretty desperate. Me? Another Gandhi or Einstein? Ah, stop.

  22. Pamela Anderson No Pants Button Down Shirt
    your mom
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    I hear pantsless shopping is the new black.

  23. Seal Gold Shoes
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    He looks like that Troll Face drawing

  24. Katherine Heigl Josh Kelley
    El Jefe
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    That pretty much confirms how I believe she is in relationships and in bed. You know that bitch never give blow jobs.

  25. Kendall Jenner Ponytail Twitter
    JC
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    I always thought The Snorks were underrated.

  26. Pamela Anderson No Pants Button Down Shirt
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    How soon will Pam resort to the Betty Page option?

    “Don’t take pictures of me anymore. I want everyone to remember me when I was beautiful.”

  27. Emile Hirsch Puffy Jacket Sunglasses Hat Scruffy Beard
    doogleberg
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    Signal received…a “Pipe Pro” you are, indeed.

  28. John Mayer Hat Sunglasses Long Hair
    Blech
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    There can only be one Johnny Depp. Douche.

  29. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    neo_v
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    I’m telling you, they cloned her from about 10 years ago – only explanation

  30. John Mayer Hat Sunglasses Long Hair
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    It’s always good to be second in line at the soup kitchen.

  31. Pauly D Gold Chain
    El Jefe
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    Age, tanning, smoking and drinking catching up with this douche. He looks horrible.

  32. George Lucas
    Frank Burns
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    Kenny Rogers has really let himself go.

  33. Chris Klein Thomas Ian Nicholas Weird Makeup American Reunion
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “No, you’re the dummy”

  34. Charlie Sheen Missing Teeth The Today Show
    neo_v
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    your face…….. is my case

    look away….I’m hideous!

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    I thought NY buildings only had gargoyles on the roof.

  36. Elizabeth Berkley Pregnant Stretch Pants
    El Jefe
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    Wanna bet she tries to top the whole feeding your kid like a bird thing?

  37. Pink Middle Finger
    doogleberg
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    I don’t really know what this guy’s problem is, but he’s got some nice titties.

  38. Steven Tyler Scarf Goggles Motorcycle
    your mom
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    what an asshole

  39. Pink Middle Finger
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    “Oh, hello, folks. I’d like to introduce you to my new boyfriend…”

  40. Candice Swanepoel Miranda Kerr Bikini
    neo_v
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    best final 5 ever

  41. Steven Tyler Scarf Goggles Motorcycle
    Alex
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    That little bitch never could ride a real chopper.

    • t t

      whats your definition of a real chopper? let me guess, you’re a fan of OCC aren’t ya? Bet you couldn’t ride that trike with no front brake and suicide shift. Indian Larry is a legend, don’t forget that. death to false bikers.

  42. Chris Klein Thomas Ian Nicholas Weird Makeup American Reunion
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    I don’t remember any Mexican guys in American Pie

  43. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    your mom
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    mmmmmm…… bacon.

  44. Candice Swanepoel Miranda Kerr Bikini
    JC
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    Witness the very moment that Miranda Kerrbot’s “Kill All Humans” programming switched on.

  45. Steven Tyler Scarf Goggles Motorcycle
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    he can only go 10 MPH with his mouth open.

  46. George Lucas
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    “Pardon me, guys, I’m off to go make several independent low-budget films like I’ve always talked about. Or digitally tweak Star Wars again. Either one of the two…”

  47. George Lucas
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    Good afternoon, Mr. Goiter.

  48. George Lucas
    Alex
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    “That son of a bitch went to the bottom of the ocean?”

  49. Gerard Butler Pink Hat
    doogleberg
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    This photo is of a present-day Gerard Butler, but the hat is definitely from 2006.

  50. Kendall Jenner Ponytail Twitter
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    Pebbles Flintstone, circa 2012

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