Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we officially declare Maria Menounos‘s ass the winner of Dancing With The Stars and that goes for every season here on out. We’ve also got Emile Hirsch on his way to full-blown Shia, as well as The Rock and John Cena reacting to what I can only assume is Torrie Wilson doing toe-touches.
Chin up boys, two Hail Mary’s and an Our Father and you’ll forget all about it, is something my priest used to say,
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Next stop The Scooter Store.
I hear Pauly isn’t allowed in the ocean anymore because the EPA has classified him as an oil spill.
Is it weird that I thought this was Bethanny Frankel at first?
I know most of us think this is the typical stupid Facebook profile shot pose, but rest assured she felt to pose like this from the depths of her gut.
he sucks so bad now that it even makes sweet emotion and dream on suck in the past.
He looks like he should be pulling an imaginary rope.
“Caffeine pills!”
Damnit, now I have to find a new place to dump the dismembered bodies of her sisters.
Why? She extended you the courtesy of getting herself there under her own power.
Corey Feldman will be jealous.
“I’m So Excited, I’m So Excited, I’m So…knocked up”
Fuck you too, you 12 year old boy with a beer gut looking punk bitch.
If you let a paintbrush sit too long without cleaning it, you’ll end up throwing it away.
Bud Bundy’s looking good
Great Ass – Al Pacino
I thought he might be moving out but that’s not a moving out Jenner face. That’s more a heading-back-home face.
Apparently winning takes a heavy toll.
“Me an’ mah bruthers jus’ come inta town ta get aur toenails clipped.”
Aren’t people supposed to care about you before you flip them off?
39 is the new 60. Or something like that. Motherfucker looks old.
You know, if he kept me locked out of his special room, his entire special house, I’d feel privileged.
Here’s my idea. If instead of fashion photography we just photoshopped Jean Shrimpton’s head on to pictures of different dresses women like this would soon get pretty desperate. Me? Another Gandhi or Einstein? Ah, stop.
I hear pantsless shopping is the new black.
He looks like that Troll Face drawing
That pretty much confirms how I believe she is in relationships and in bed. You know that bitch never give blow jobs.
I’m pretty sure she’s not even human.
I always thought The Snorks were underrated.
How soon will Pam resort to the Betty Page option?
“Don’t take pictures of me anymore. I want everyone to remember me when I was beautiful.”
Not fucking soon enough.
Signal received…a “Pipe Pro” you are, indeed.
There can only be one Johnny Depp. Douche.
I’m telling you, they cloned her from about 10 years ago – only explanation
It’s always good to be second in line at the soup kitchen.
Age, tanning, smoking and drinking catching up with this douche. He looks horrible.
Kenny Rogers has really let himself go.
http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com
“No, you’re the dummy”
your face…….. is my case
look away….I’m hideous!
I thought NY buildings only had gargoyles on the roof.
Wanna bet she tries to top the whole feeding your kid like a bird thing?
I don’t really know what this guy’s problem is, but he’s got some nice titties.
what an asshole
“Oh, hello, folks. I’d like to introduce you to my new boyfriend…”
best final 5 ever
That little bitch never could ride a real chopper.
whats your definition of a real chopper? let me guess, you’re a fan of OCC aren’t ya? Bet you couldn’t ride that trike with no front brake and suicide shift. Indian Larry is a legend, don’t forget that. death to false bikers.
mmmmmm…… bacon.
I don’t remember any Mexican guys in American Pie
Witness the very moment that Miranda Kerrbot’s “Kill All Humans” programming switched on.
he can only go 10 MPH with his mouth open.
“Pardon me, guys, I’m off to go make several independent low-budget films like I’ve always talked about. Or digitally tweak Star Wars again. Either one of the two…”
Good afternoon, Mr. Goiter.
It’s a crop! And they are very handy.
“That son of a bitch went to the bottom of the ocean?”
This photo is of a present-day Gerard Butler, but the hat is definitely from 2006.
Is funny ’cause that was year 300 come out!
He has a motorola flip phone with a corded headset, so maybe it is from 2006 after all.
Pebbles Flintstone, circa 2012