The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.28.13

March 28th, 2013 // 327 Comments

If you were paying attention to any of the words in our Playmate Instagram post, you’d already know this is the last The Crap We Missed for the week, which is exactly why I’m repeating it here. In observance of Zombie Jesus Day and not at all because Easter candy tastes terrific with whiskey, we’re bagging tomorrow. So look forward to The Most Important People on The Internet a day early, then on Saturday it’s Fish’s new weekly feature about comics and shit that I have to pretend are cool unless I want to rebuild his LEGO Millennium Falcon in the nude again. So have a great long weekend if you’ve got one, and if you don’t, remember that Easter’s all about taking your life’s frustrations out on your only son family.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Glass Of Beer
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    Holy shit is that really his hand? It looks like a bunch of sunburned sausages.

  2. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
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    She’s a MAN, baby!

  3. Shievonne Robinson Charlene Hart Lauren Ford Tommy Gray Her Royal Highness Shoetique Launch Party
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    The Rise of the Frankenboob : How the BoltOn 2000 Revolutionized Cosmetic Surgery.

  4. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants
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    Now that is an ass that will stop traffic!

  5. Shakira Cleavage Fragrance Launch Sephora
    Skeeter
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    I’d like to motorboat her ass or better yet she could sit on my face and shake it.

  6. Taylor Swift
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    ” I ate a kiwi seed and now I look fat dammit!”

  7. Joey Fatone Fat Face Scruffy Beard
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    “Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s…..”

  8. Joshua Jackson Diane Kruger The Host Screening
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    Wow! They really do go into great detail on those Real Dolls.

  9. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants
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    “Did Sarah Jessica Parker dye her hair again?”

  10. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
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    “Ma’am, you’re tummy says it is time to put the bikini away.”

  11. Shievonne Robinson Charlene Hart Lauren Ford Tommy Gray Her Royal Highness Shoetique Launch Party
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    UGH!!! That refund gap is horrendous!!!

  12. Taylor Swift
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    She has Tits?

  13. Chris Rock Howard Stern Courtside Knicks Game
    Keno
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    Did you just call me white with black stripes?!?!?!

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