If you were paying attention to any of the words in our Playmate Instagram post, you’d already know this is the last The Crap We Missed for the week, which is exactly why I’m repeating it here. In observance of Zombie Jesus Day and not at all because Easter candy tastes terrific with whiskey, we’re bagging tomorrow. So look forward to The Most Important People on The Internet a day early, then on Saturday it’s Fish’s new weekly feature about comics and shit that I have to pretend are cool unless I want to rebuild his LEGO Millennium Falcon in the nude again. So have a great long weekend if you’ve got one, and if you don’t, remember that Easter’s all about taking your life’s frustrations out on your only son family.
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