The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.28.13

March 28th, 2013 // 327 Comments

If you were paying attention to any of the words in our Playmate Instagram post, you’d already know this is the last The Crap We Missed for the week, which is exactly why I’m repeating it here. In observance of Zombie Jesus Day and not at all because Easter candy tastes terrific with whiskey, we’re bagging tomorrow. So look forward to The Most Important People on The Internet a day early, then on Saturday it’s Fish’s new weekly feature about comics and shit that I have to pretend are cool unless I want to rebuild his LEGO Millennium Falcon in the nude again. So have a great long weekend if you’ve got one, and if you don’t, remember that Easter’s all about taking your life’s frustrations out on your only son family.

- Photo Boy

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  1. Shievonne Robinson Charlene Hart Lauren Ford Tommy Gray Her Royal Highness Shoetique Launch Party
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    That is one unfortunate collection of breasts.

  2. Drake Bell Stretching On Diving Board Splash Practice
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    Damn, Drake is cut. Loved “Drake & Josh”

  3. Simon Cowell Double Chin Glasses
    jackin
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    derp

  4. Simon Cowell Double Chin Glasses
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    Tampon-exactum!! And Harry Potter is now under the Douchebag spell.

  5. Taylor Swift
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    Would not do.

  6. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    I would definitely do. She’s one of the sexiest women alive.

  7. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage Olga Kurylenko Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere
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    “I like you better. Your body is more like a boy’s.”

  8. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage Olga Kurylenko Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere
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    “How do you say ‘Please help me off this box’ in Russian?”

  9. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Talking To Male Dancer In Unitard
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    Planning a vaulting contest, no doubt.

  10. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
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    “You girls wanna come with me? I’ve got…a ‘License to Drive.’ ”
    “So? What’s so special about that? We’ve all got driver’s licenses.”
    “No, that was the name of a movie I was in. ‘License to Drive.’ ”
    “Never heard of it. When did it come out?”
    “Um…let me think…1988.”
    “Yyyeah…none of us was alive then.”

  11. Prince Charles Glass Of Beer
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    “Terribly sorry, Your Highness, but that’s an American beer. We’ll fetch you a real one presently.”

  12. Queen Elizabeth Maundy Service In Oxford
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    “Dammit, that horse Camilla is here, and she’s wearing the same dress. Fuck!”

  13. Prince Charles Glass Of Beer
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    “So this is a ‘Yoo-Hoo’ then? Good Lord.”

  14. Wiz Kahlifa Holding Blunt And Champagne Bottle Amber Rose Cleavage
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    Darth Vader says Rock is better than Rap.

  15. Joey Fatone Fat Face Scruffy Beard
    Queef Sister
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    He’s now a Geico claims adjuster at the body shop I’m working at.

  16. Drake Bell Stretching On Diving Board Splash Practice
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    Less Drake Bell in a bathing suit, more Lake Bell in a bathing suit.

  17. Joshua Jackson Diane Kruger The Host Screening
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    She’s gorgeous and he’s awesome. They make a beautiful couple.

  18. Ashanti Butt Tight Pants
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    I love her.

  19. Joshua Jackson Diane Kruger The Host Screening
    Queef Sister
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    She won’t remember any of this when she wakes up bloody and sore.

  20. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants
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    Even from this angle with no tits, she’s so fucking sexy.

  21. Shievonne Robinson Charlene Hart Lauren Ford Tommy Gray Her Royal Highness Shoetique Launch Party
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    You added an errant “r” in the guys name.

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
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    Sexy little minx.

  23. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Fake Tan
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    Studies have shown that money will turn a “2″ into a “10″ but there are always anomalies….

  24. Shievonne Robinson Charlene Hart Lauren Ford Tommy Gray Her Royal Highness Shoetique Launch Party
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    And not a fuck was given that night.

  25. Shievonne Robinson Charlene Hart Lauren Ford Tommy Gray Her Royal Highness Shoetique Launch Party
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    That blond one looks interesting, despite her unfortunate chest.

  26. Joey Fatone Fat Face Scruffy Beard
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    I bet he doesn’t correct people when they mistake him for Louis CK,

  27. Prince Charles Glass Of Beer
    Vlad
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    Cor! This coffee smells like shit…

    It IS shit…

    Oh good, then it’s not just me *drinks*

    It’s a bit nutty

  28. Drake Bell Stretching On Diving Board Splash Practice
    Vlad
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    You know Drake, in order for it to be a dive, you actually have to jump off the platform

  29. Ali Larter Butt Tight Mom Jeans
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    Now it’s dark…mommy, mommy!!

  30. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage Olga Kurylenko Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    “suck it, and you go OT 3 instantly”.

  31. Prince Charles Glass Of Beer
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    “Bitch, this ain’t my usual Crunk.”

  32. Queen Elizabeth Maundy Service In Oxford
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    The pope fucks the queen, who fucks a little immigrate boy…everything is right with the world. Just a typical outing for the royals.

  33. Taylor Swift
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    Changed name to: Taylor Anorexia.

  34. Joey Fatone Fat Face Scruffy Beard
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    Fat-Aint-Holden-Me-Back?

  35. Wiz Kahlifa Holding Blunt And Champagne Bottle Amber Rose Cleavage
    Rick
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    Oooh-oooh-oooh AAAAH-AAAAH-AAAAH!!
    *flings poop*

  36. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
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    I really miss this guy.

  37. Greg Louganis Speedo Nicole Eggert Butt Swimsuit Splash Practice
    Rick
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    Oh, she’s not so bad for an ol’ gal. At least she’s not in Kardashian territory.

  38. Queen Elizabeth Maundy Service In Oxford
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    That lizard looks like it’s spotted a fly.

  39. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
    Tillman
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    Charlie Sheen did it first, did it better and is already regretting it and has moved on. It’s kind of like “Loaded Weapon” vs. “Meatballs 4″ all over again. Added Bonus: Charlie’s girls had actual vaginas.

  40. Queen Elizabeth Maundy Service In Oxford
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    Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

  41. Queen Elizabeth Maundy Service In Oxford
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    Boom! TCWM Royal Flush.

  42. Ali Larter Butt Tight Mom Jeans
    Beer Baron
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    great googly moogly!

  43. Drake Bell Stretching On Diving Board Splash Practice
    edna gein
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    What was it George Carlin said about if he could lick his own balls?

  44. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage Olga Kurylenko Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He must order from the same place as Russell Simmons.

  45. Taylor Swift
    edna gein
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    “Yea! Can’t wait til Fleet Week!”

  46. Drake Bell Stretching On Diving Board Splash Practice
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wow… Ryan Seacrest just signed on for next season already.

  47. Joey Fatone Fat Face Scruffy Beard
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He plans on doing the N’Sync reunion tour from his motorized scooter.

  48. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Talking To Male Dancer In Unitard
    Mike701
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    “We ARE Amused!”

  49. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage Olga Kurylenko Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere
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    “Olga, I must have you… pull my car around you can’t miss it it is the Mercedes with the booster seat”

  50. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Talking To Male Dancer In Unitard
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    She’s plainly confused. She has no interest in her men being dark skinned, but loves those who’ll wear girly socks and shoes for her. What’s a woman to do?

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