The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.28.13

March 28th, 2013 // 327 Comments

If you were paying attention to any of the words in our Playmate Instagram post, you’d already know this is the last The Crap We Missed for the week, which is exactly why I’m repeating it here. In observance of Zombie Jesus Day and not at all because Easter candy tastes terrific with whiskey, we’re bagging tomorrow. So look forward to The Most Important People on The Internet a day early, then on Saturday it’s Fish’s new weekly feature about comics and shit that I have to pretend are cool unless I want to rebuild his LEGO Millennium Falcon in the nude again. So have a great long weekend if you’ve got one, and if you don’t, remember that Easter’s all about taking your life’s frustrations out on your only son family.

- Photo Boy

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    Dita understands that it really is all about the tits.

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    I'mCool
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    I forget—how many Stevie Ray Vaughn sightings does it take to equal an Elvis sighting?

  3. Chris Brown Graffiti Mural
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    That horse has seen things… terrible things….

  4. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Fake Tan
    Cock Dr
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    “I shop, therefore I am”.

  5. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage Olga Kurylenko Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere
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    “There are sniper on the rooftops. If you look down at my pedestal, they WILL kill you..”

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    Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

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    Cock Dr
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    The one with the tongue and the chest basketballs is the one you want to bring to the bachelor party….unless it’s 2 men getting married…then you would bring the boy on the end.

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    “Pssst… I’m Phil Spector motherfucker…”

  10. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Talking To Male Dancer In Unitard
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    “Does this look crooked to you?”

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    Cock Dr
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    This seems so wholesome after yesterdaze cosmetic surgery freakshow Final Five.

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
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    All kidding aside but the papparazzi look like the creepiest fuckers…

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    Lady Gaga lost some weight

  14. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Talking To Male Dancer In Unitard
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    What a coincidence, I have a horse’s face!

  15. Queen Elizabeth Maundy Service In Oxford
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    After tea time, it’s clobberin’ time!

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    firm yet supple

  17. Chris Brown Graffiti Mural
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    Too bad he didn’t paint a mural of a big bullseye. I’d bet at least half the people in his audience carry guns.

  18. Simon Cowell Double Chin Glasses
    Meg's Attitude
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    Millions in the bank and he wears glasses that look like they came out of a thrift store? Maybe they make his moobs look smaller…

  19. Wiz Kahlifa Holding Blunt And Champagne Bottle Amber Rose Cleavage
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    You know, if you’d just spring for the $3.99 “I’m with Stupid” T-shirts, you wouldn’t have to keep pointing at each other all night.

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    Meg's Attitude
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    She stopped being a tease a long time ago. Now she’s just a bad paint job.

  21. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage Olga Kurylenko Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere
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    Sure, any straight, single dude would stand right next to those boobs, and turn completely the other way and hide his head. Sure. TCLTC.

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    “Your fully-clothed vagina is distracting. Could you please not have one or something?”

  23. Wiz Kahlifa Holding Blunt And Champagne Bottle Amber Rose Cleavage
    alex
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    I like that he’s drinking champagne. The beverage of thugs everywhere. Wiz is just begging to get into a pushing match with Perez Hilton.

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    John Travolta
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    Does her yellow bikini bottom say “Candida?”

    Ewwwwwww…

  25. Prince Charles Glass Of Beer
    Inner Retard
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    Awful, but I hope it numbs the brain. Oh, why did I promise Camilla sex tonight!

  26. Joshua Jackson Diane Kruger The Host Screening
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    “I dressed up as ‘Thomas & Friends’ conductor just for you, baby.”

  27. Queen Elizabeth Maundy Service In Oxford
    Inner Retard
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    I told them not to sit me behind a boy who just ate a spicy lunch!

  28. Tamara Ecclestone Cleavage Fake Tan
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    She should have just moved those bolt-ons a few more inches north and she could have used them for shoulder pads.

  29. Shievonne Robinson Charlene Hart Lauren Ford Tommy Gray Her Royal Highness Shoetique Launch Party
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    I thought this was the wrap party for Smash.

  30. Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Talking To Male Dancer In Unitard
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    “Ha ha, well you’re right lad, but I never would have believed that a drama school boy wearing ballet shoes would, in fact, have such an ample penis!”

  31. Taylor Swift
    Inner Retard
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    What? Did you just say you want to be my boyfriend? Hey, where are you running?

  32. Ali Larter Butt Tight Mom Jeans
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    That’s a nice ass. It makes up for her flat chest.

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    “Did they say ‘Maundry Service’, or ‘Laundry Service’? I hope it was laundry service, I’m shitting my knickers right now”.

  34. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
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    Looks like they photoshopped Kelly Bensimon’s head on Ke$ha’s body…Or is that Ke$ha’s head on Kelly Bensimon’s body?

  35. Chris Brown Graffiti Mural
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    He’s already drawing pictures of Rihanna’s decomposing skull. Does he have X-ray vision?

  36. Wiz Kahlifa Holding Blunt And Champagne Bottle Amber Rose Cleavage
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    How long before she drops him and moves on to her next meal ticket?

  37. Simon Cowell Double Chin Glasses
    diego
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    “Otho, I didn’t realize you were into the supernatural.”

  38. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage Olga Kurylenko Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere
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    I never would have thought being wingman for Tom Cruise was a good gig, but since he thinks the one on the left is the grenade, I’ll throw myself on it.

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    diego
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    “For the hundredth time, Nicole: I’m not going to give you AIDS just so you can ‘rock your Baywatch bikini again.’”

  41. Greg Louganis Speedo Nicole Eggert Butt Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Greg Lubedanus and Nicole Eggfart making a comback.

  42. Joshua Jackson Diane Kruger The Host Screening
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    She is in her late 30s and looks 19. He’s not bummed.

  43. Kelly Bensimon Bikini Abs Muscular Body
    chicka
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    …at least the toes match the torso.

  44. Andrea Riseborough Cleavage Olga Kurylenko Tom Cruise Oblivion Premiere
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    Those two women are beautiful.

  45. Shakira Cleavage Fragrance Launch Sephora
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    She is perfection.

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    C list Charlie Sheen. Well, at least he is willing to work with Lindsay Lohan.

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    lol. Haim does not yet realize that only one of his friends was born a woman.

  48. Prince Charles Glass Of Beer
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    “Who jacked off in my bloody beer?!”

  49. Queen Elizabeth Maundy Service In Oxford
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    She looks exactly like that old grumpy muppet from the balcony.

  50. Joey Fatone Fat Face Scruffy Beard
    I'mCool
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    Lockjaw?
    Also, slobber stain on front of jacket.

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