The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.28.13

March 28th, 2013 // 327 Comments

If you were paying attention to any of the words in our Playmate Instagram post, you’d already know this is the last The Crap We Missed for the week, which is exactly why I’m repeating it here. In observance of Zombie Jesus Day and not at all because Easter candy tastes terrific with whiskey, we’re bagging tomorrow. So look forward to The Most Important People on The Internet a day early, then on Saturday it’s Fish’s new weekly feature about comics and shit that I have to pretend are cool unless I want to rebuild his LEGO Millennium Falcon in the nude again. So have a great long weekend if you’ve got one, and if you don’t, remember that Easter’s all about taking your life’s frustrations out on your only son family.

- Photo Boy

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    Michael Jackson is trying to tell us he’s alive!

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    That’s the ass I am going to order on my android wife along with the Maria Menounos face. Still undecided on the torso.

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    I’d watch Jay Leno fuck her. Don’t judge.

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    It’s nice to see that Jeremy Piven has settled down and gotten himself a nice, steady valet job.

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    Now that she’s FINALLY done a movie she starts avoiding photographers?!?

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    Wasnt she pregnant?

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    Man I have a really good one for this but ill get in trouble

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    I am the only one that thinks his hand is about to pull a “Thunder” from Big Trouble in Little China?

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    I’m glad that someone else is apparently taking care of the baby.

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