The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.28.13

March 28th, 2013 // 327 Comments

If you were paying attention to any of the words in our Playmate Instagram post, you’d already know this is the last The Crap We Missed for the week, which is exactly why I’m repeating it here. In observance of Zombie Jesus Day and not at all because Easter candy tastes terrific with whiskey, we’re bagging tomorrow. So look forward to The Most Important People on The Internet a day early, then on Saturday it’s Fish’s new weekly feature about comics and shit that I have to pretend are cool unless I want to rebuild his LEGO Millennium Falcon in the nude again. So have a great long weekend if you’ve got one, and if you don’t, remember that Easter’s all about taking your life’s frustrations out on your only son family.

- Photo Boy

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    Nonnie Moose
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    I would hit that ass so hard they’d have to issue tsunami warnings.

    • YOU are SO FREAKIN RIGHT!!! Who would object except her ol’ man? Wow! What an ass!!!

      • oh please, take that stick out your ass & shove it down your piehole, ttasftwhatever. I’m a straight woman & objectify Jon Hamm on the daily up in here & none of these fine men hetero posters pitches a fit. This shit’s a compliment to this woman’s fineness just like my Jon Hamm posts are a compliment to the fucking HOT sperm rocket he’s packing. Jesus H sensitive ho’s…

      • Who are you talking to?

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    Dude is gettin’ his Charlie Sheen on.

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    Nonnie Moose
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    Ummm, I’m pretty sure that’s actually Winston Churchill.

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    “We’ll meet up later & I’ll show you what “Scientology” is ALL about!”

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    JC
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    Tiggles
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    Who are these people? Are you stealing random vacation photos off the net now for the galleries?

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    “Sucks to be ME!” — Simon says…

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    Anthony
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    Skippy86
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    Is there a fake nose attached to those glasses?

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    Skippy86
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    Skippy86
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    Awkward moment when the guy is the prettiest one in the group

  21. Chris Brown Graffiti Mural
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    Why did he paint John Mayer on Sarah Jessica Parker?

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    Rob Kardashian is just weird.

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    Which one of those hookers is his meth dealer?

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    “Like I just said to Andrea, thanks for kneeling.”

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    “What’s that floating in there, old boy?”

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    “I’ll have the little brown one’s soul for breakfastsess, I will.

  27. Taylor Swift
    FattyFatty2X4
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    With her big hands I wouldn’t be able to see my Peen while getting a hand job.
    I’ll pass, okay you got me, I’m in!

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    There’s never a sniper around when you need one, is there?

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    tlmck
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    She still looks 16.

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    Her bolt on’s are perky today

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    If Louganis wasn’t gay before, having to look at Nicole Eggert in a tight one-piece every day would have done the job.

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    FattyFatty2X4
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    ThisWillHurt
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    Does she ever make a face that doesn’t suggest that she wants you off of her gal’derned lawn?

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    Who is she and why should I care about her nipples?

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    NineInchNailed
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    tlmck
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    FattyFatty2X4
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    This dimwit needs her name on her panties, that reminds me, I’m wearing Mondays, I’ll be back.
    Wait…..I wanna post another comma for shits and giggles.
    ,,,,,,

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “So, uh . . . Prom is next month, and . . . I don’t know if . . . Well, has anyone asked you yet?”

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  46. Chris Brown Graffiti Mural
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    A shithead and his latest turd.

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    I am very much looking forward to “Oblivion.”

    [Insert random Tom Cruise is gay joke here.]

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    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m wearing heels.”
    “I know. Can I? Please?”

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    The residuals he’s getting from Goonies can still pay for hookers? I want my children to be actors.

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