The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.27.14

March 27th, 2014 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what’s probably the first shot of Mila Kunis‘ douche bump. Then again, I’m not really an obstetrician no matter what this lab coat, stethoscope, and hospital ID badge I constantly wear seems to make everyone believe. We’ve also got that one Baldwin girl who has yet to partially expose her butthole while paddleboarding and will therefore remain first nameless, Jennifer Connelly who will never, ever walk past a hot dog cart on her way to a red carpet ever again, and Richard Gere just as Stuart Little stirs from his nap.

The Superficial™ – Slapping 20 year-old jokes on a pile of tit photos, because food service jobs are terrible,

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  1. Jennie Garth Torn Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is there anything in particular you’re looking for in a new cardigan?”

    “Yeah, I was thinking ‘world’s worst bathmat’.”

  2. Joey McIntyre Performing With Male Dancers 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
    ForScienceJawn
    Commented on this photo:

    *phone rings* “Oh, hi Donnie. What’s that? Your dumbass girlfriend Jenny McCarthy says vaccines cause Alzheimer’s? Nah, man, keep that nutjob and her bullshit Generation Rescue away from the Alzheimer’s Association…this is a real organization that works off sound scientific evidence.”

  3. Elton John Pink Eye
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Lukie Streetwalker

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress Pushing Stroller
    I Need a Wheelbarrow for My Ass
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    when the picture popped up, I felt like I had suddenly been poked in the eye. hey, maybe that’s what happened to elton.

  5. Jennie Garth Torn Jeans
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    That’s one way to keep the kids from asking to ride on your shoulders.

  6. Rose McGowan Cleavage Dark Circles Under Eyes Chateau Marmont
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Elton John eye

  7. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Ass Grab I Cant Sing The X Factor Musical Press Night Performance
    thecrazybetty
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    his head looks like a dick.

  8. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    MarketingMike
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    It’s true, slamming 2″, 90 year old peen can tire a girl out.

  9. Jennie Garth Torn Jeans
    bok bok
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    dis how chicken look

  10. Kaley Cuoco Derpface 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
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    The minute BBT is over she’s going to balloon to like 200lbs easy.

  11. President Obama Gangster Face European Summit
    Heywood Jablomie
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    What, me worry?

  12. Alicia Keys Belly Fat Gut Tight Dress Its On Again Music Video The Amazing SpiderMan 2 Soundtrack
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    Helluva time for her water to break.

  13. Jon Voight Peering Into Parking Meter
    Commented on this photo:

    “Have you seen my LeBaron? Some short bald guy was supposed to park it for me.”

  14. 50 Cent Selfie With Russell Crowe At Noah Premiere
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    I can’t believe it…Russell being the most cheerful looking person in a photo.

  15. Hailey Baldwin Bra See Through Shirt Noah Premiere
    MarketingMike
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    I’d ride that pony all day long…
    True, Stephen spawned the hotter daughter.

  16. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Ass Grab I Cant Sing The X Factor Musical Press Night Performance
    Heywood Jablomie
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  17. Kimberley Garner Butt Tight Pants 25 years oYears Of Magnum At Home House Party
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    Looks like muffin-top just offered to give her a good scissoring.

  18. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Dress 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Please, don’t mention Lizzy and the Willis brood in the same
    sentence again. Like Apples and Mis-Shapen Oranges.

  19. President Obama Gangster Face European Summit
    jep
    Commented on this photo:

    “If you are happy with that picture you just took of me, you can keep it!”

  20. Alicia Keys Belly Fat Gut Tight Dress Its On Again Music Video The Amazing SpiderMan 2 Soundtrack
    jep
    Commented on this photo:

    My gunt is sore.

  21. Dolph Lundgren Skin Trade Set
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    He’s getting ready for some full penetration.

  22. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Drakes fashion rule is “If its good enough for my grandma, its good
    enough for me”.

  23. President Obama Gangster Face European Summit
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    He cant speak until Russia stops laughing so loud.

  24. Kris Jenner Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt LAX
    Bonky
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    She’s only 58, going on 60 !

  25. President Obama Gangster Face European Summit
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    Keep cool he thought as he realized some bastard turned off his teleprompter.

  26. Jennie Garth Torn Jeans
    mamamia
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    Party on Garth

  27. Joey McIntyre Performing With Male Dancers 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
    Hopalong
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like the Simpson’s episode where Homer takes Bart to a gay steel mill. Shudder.

  28. Ellen Page Busted Knuckles Tom Boy Trucker Hat Chateau Marmont
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    Flannel shirt? Nothing like living up to the stereotype, I’ll bet she drives a Subaru to the WNBA games.

  29. Kevin Spacey Face In Guys Ass Sony Ericsson Open
    david(guest)
    Commented on this photo:

    kevin spacey smellin’ butts again

  30. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
    T
    Commented on this photo:

    “I wear my Buby’s coat, I look incredible…”

  31. President Obama Gangster Face European Summit
    animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Who farted?

  32. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Dafuq are you guys looking at!?!? I can block out that it is a goldigging, geezer banging whore, this is by far the hottest piece of ass posted on here in a while.

  33. Ellen Page Busted Knuckles Tom Boy Trucker Hat Chateau Marmont
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    Wayne’s World 3?

  34. Maitland Ward Cleavage Nipple Boob Window Dress 22nd A Night At Sardis To Benefit The Alzheimer Association
    Lou Braccant
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    Just hurry up and do Playboy will you, your 5 mins are almost up!!

  35. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Billy Joel’s got a ‘Big Shot’ that he wants to put on dat azz.

  36. Brad Pitt Big Men Special Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he’s ready to play Johnny Depp in the new TV series called, “Brad Derpppp.”

  37. President Obama Gangster Face European Summit
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing I can’t say is the thing I would say if 99% of your people weren’t liberal neo thinkers who still believe Obama is your personal messiah.

    Prove me wrong.

  38. Prince Charles Being Offered A Giant Soft Pretzel
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    He’s probably wondering why she’s holding his morning shit on a napkin…

  39. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, now all I can see is Boo Boo Bear.

  40. Elton John Pink Eye
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    Pink Eye for the Queer Guy.

  41. Drake Fur Coat DSTRKT Nightclub
    MZ MIZRY
    Commented on this photo:

    congrats to drake.
    banging rihanna got him a place in the crap we missed.

  42. Ellen Page Busted Knuckles Tom Boy Trucker Hat Chateau Marmont
    Fingergod
    Commented on this photo:

    “Outta my way, hoser. I gotta get me a two-four before the Leafs game starts, eh.”

  43. Jon Voight Peering Into Parking Meter
    Fingergod
    Commented on this photo:

    “I put a penny into this here Kinetoscope but I’m not seeing the movie!”

  44. Alicia Keys Belly Fat Gut Tight Dress Its On Again Music Video The Amazing SpiderMan 2 Soundtrack
    Fingergod
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sometimes it feels good to just cut a long, loud fart on a piano. ahhhhhh yeahhhh!”

  45. Limo Driver Checking Out Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol Set
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    Ha, I was so disturbed by that Fat dude and that scary mark on his head that I didnt even see JLo until I read the caption.

  46. Kevin Spacey Face In Guys Ass Sony Ericsson Open
    Vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my God, Kevin Spacey touched my dick!

  47. Mila Kunis Baby Bump Midriff
    capn obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll just leave this here:

    http://www.hollyzood.com/23025/mila-kunis-no-makeup-the-monster/

    Makeup does magic.

  48. Ellen Page Busted Knuckles Tom Boy Trucker Hat Chateau Marmont
    capn obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    How edgy.

    Can’t we deport these Canadian douchetards?

  49. Adriana Lima Sony Ericsson Open
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    My God she is hot, hot hot…………

  50. Elton John Pink Eye
    renotastic
    Commented on this photo:

    Busting out the Sexy Bob Costas costume a tad early.

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